Chapter 1 Old Palate

The old Taoist had applied ox tears mixed with talisman ash beforehand, so he could see what was inside.

This person was upside down, head below feet, like a coat folded backward and stuffed in.

Of course, he wasn't alive, so he didn't need to cultivate any soft bone techniques.

Looking at the women's underwear he held,

the old Taoist felt his face flush.

He'd worked at the bookstore so long, seen so many ghosts come calling each night, all kinds,

but this extreme fetishist,

the old Taoist was seeing for the first time.

As the saying goes,

death extinguishes the lamp.

Even if you have some obsessions you can't let go of,

these purely lustful things

should have been seen through long ago.

After all, you don't even have a physical body anymore, so the root of sin and the cave of sin

are no longer relevant,

cleaner than a eunuch.

Zhou Ze reached out and grabbed the guy, who didn't resist, just let Zhou Ze lift him up and hang him in the air, swaying.

He didn't have much flesh on him, but his hands still clutched the women's underwear tightly.

"Did he do it?"

Zhou Ze asked Lawyer An.

Honestly,

this guy didn't look like a good bird,

but he didn't seem like a heinous criminal. Zhou Ze had seen many murderous ghosts, but this one only had an aura of decadence, no feeling of ferocity.

"Hey, did you kill someone?"

Lawyer An reached out and patted the man's face.

The man was dazed, seeming not to understand what this meant.

After a while,

the man suddenly realized:

"I didn't kill anyone, I didn't kill anyone! I really didn't kill anyone, I don't kill people!"

"What are you doing in the girls' dormitory?" the old Taoist asked.

"I like it here, there are so many pretty and fragrant underwear here, I really, really like it!"

The man said stubbornly.

He was very frank, and very simple-minded;

so simple-minded that it was hard to believe he could kill anyone.

In the language of werewolf games, he was so logically exploded, dull, and lovable that he couldn't possibly hold a werewolf card...

"I just occasionally, at night after the girls here fall asleep, I press on them and have a dream with them, they're very comfortable too, I promise, they're also looking forward to it, I promise!"

Zhou Ze shook his head,

signaling Lawyer An to hold him,

then,

Zhou Ze drew a circle in the air with his fingernail,

opening the gates of hell.

"No! No! Please, no! Don't! Ahhhhh!!!!!"

The man suddenly shouted hoarsely,

He didn't want to go to hell.

Once he went to hell, he wouldn't be able to find a similar beautiful life. He felt now was beautiful, like being in paradise.

Zhou Ze ignored his blather,

didn't even go through the bookstore's procedure,

directly grabbed the other’s head, ignored his struggles, and threw him into hell, then clenched his fingers, and the gates of hell disappeared.

This kind of person

is best suited to receiving ideological and life re-education in hell.

Believing that hell's care and warmth can help him rediscover the direction of his life.

Having done all this,

Zhou Ze didn't linger for a moment, immediately left the dormitory room. The old Taoist and Lawyer An also came out immediately, the three men standing at the door, gasping for breath.

The smell inside was truly an unimaginable oppression.

"I thought girls' dorms were clean and bright,"

Lawyer An said, taking a deep breath.

"This humble Taoist thought so too," the old Taoist echoed.

"Same rice feeds a hundred kinds of people, I guess. It's just that most girls' dorms are cleaner than boys' dorms, but when there are too many birds, any kind of forest is possible."

Zhou Ze straightened up and continued:

"The guy we just sent down clearly isn't our target. Where is the guy we're looking for?"

Right now,

this matter was no longer just about the old Taoist's affairs. As the ghost constable of Tong City, capturing evil ghosts was his duty.

Just then,

Lawyer An's phone rang.

Lawyer An answered the phone.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, what's up? Didn't you leave? You're back?

New discovery?

Okay,

wait, I'll come pick you up. We're at the girls'…

eating late-night snacks at the cafeteria across from the girls' dormitory building,

okay, you come over."

Hanging up the phone, Lawyer An said to Zhou Ze:

"Lao Zhang said they found some more clues over there. He's not sure if they're related to the case. He'll be here soon."

"Then let's go down first," Zhou Ze said.

The three of them went down the dormitory building together.

The strict dormitory auntie didn't react at all to the pink smoke.

Once outside,

Lawyer An said, a little dispirited:

"I always fantasized about coming to the girls' dormitory to find a girlfriend someday, but this has really left a shadow."

"Girlfriend?" the old Taoist asked back.

"Female friend."

Lawyer An glanced at the old Taoist.

"I'll go over there and wait for Lao Zhang, Boss, you guys rest."

Lawyer An left first.

The old Taoist looked around and said, "Boss, would you like something to drink?"

"Matcha latte, please."

"Okay, this humble Taoist will go buy it."

The old Taoist went to the milk tea shop across the street.

Zhou Ze sat down on the bench nearby.

This was destined to be a game of cat and mouse.

Zhou Ze didn't really take it seriously.

Catching it and resolving it was only a matter of time.

If he couldn't even catch a malevolent ghost after all this time, then Zhou Ze could really go find a piece of tofu and smash his head against it.

He took out his phone,

casually browsing through some things.

Just then,

several girls walked past him in a group,

talking and laughing,

as if discussing some gala rehearsal.

One voice sounded very familiar to Zhou Ze.

What a coincidence?

The face hidden under the thick hoodie was already covered, and Zhou Ze was wearing a mask, even more concealed than a fugitive.

Lin Yi didn't notice that her nominal brother-in-law was sitting here, and walked forward casually.

But one of the girls beside Lin Yi stopped and tugged at Lin Yi's hand.

"Chen Ya, what's wrong?"

Chen Ya?

Sounded a little familiar.

Zhou Ze began to recall,

the first thing he remembered

was a pair of voluptuous, fair, long legs,

with a fragrance that made one's blood surge.

Zhou Ze remembered,

it seemed that the girl whose blanket he had lifted up in his little sister-in-law's dormitory last time was called Chen Ya.

"Your friend?"

Chen Ya pointed at Zhou Ze and said.

"What?"

Lin Yi was a little surprised, bent down, and got closer to Zhou Ze.

"Are you?"

Running away in the face of this question would be too embarrassing. He wasn't afraid of ghosts, so why be afraid of living people?

However,

what surprised Zhou Ze a little was that this woman named Chen Ya had such sharp eyes?

He was wrapped up like this, and she could still recognize him?

It was just one look at your legs.

Zhou Ze looked up, looked at Lin Yi, didn't avoid her gaze, and just said calmly:

"What a coincidence."

"Xu Le, you're dressed like this..."

Lin Yi was a little unacceptable.

The brother-in-law in her impression was actually quite handsome. He used to be cowardly and looked down upon, but he had changed a lot in the past year or two, and she had already accepted him.

However,

this brother-in-law in front of her,

why was he dressed like a pervert...

"Something came up, helping a friend with a favor, investigating a case. You guys should go back to the dorm early."

"You're investigating a case?" Lin Yi said in surprise. "No, are you doing undercover work? But you look like you're telling everyone that you're..."

Lin Yi was organizing her words, trying not to say something hurtful.

"Boss, the matcha latte is here."

The old Taoist walked over, handed the latte to Zhou Ze, and then looked at these beautiful girls, saying:

"Hello, everyone."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Go back to the dorm, this is none of your business," Zhou Ze urged.

His body was incomplete, and only half of his face was left. It didn't matter if Yingying saw it, but showing it to others would definitely scare them.

Actually, this was also because of the different relationships between them.

Someone once said something very philosophical: whether a couple has really gotten together depends on whether you dare to fart uninhibitedly around him (her).

"Okay, then we'll go back first?"

"Go back, go back."

Just then,

Lawyer An and Lao Zhang also arrived. Lao Zhang was wearing a police uniform, which proved Zhou Ze's previous statement about "investigating a case."

"Xu Le, you're not running the bookstore anymore, you're..."

"Working as an auxiliary police officer, earning some extra money."

Zhou Ze didn't bother to explain anymore, and stood up directly, but unfortunately, his crutch got stuck on the ground. Zhou Ze's body swayed for a moment. It wouldn't have been a problem, the crutch was just more convenient. Without the crutch, Zhou Ze wouldn't have fallen with his current level of body control.

But others didn't know,

especially Chen Ya, who had quick eyes and hands, and grabbed Zhou Ze.

She wanted to grab Zhou Ze's arm, but she happened to grab Zhou Ze's prosthetic limb.

There was a "crack" sound,

Chen Ya felt that the hand she was holding had been pulled off.

Zhou Ze reacted quickly, grabbed the other's hand, and pulled back forcefully.

"Crack,"

the prosthetic limb was put back on imperceptibly.

Looking at Chen Ya again,

she just smiled,

seeming to have realized that Zhou Ze was wearing a prosthetic limb, without the slightest fear or dread.

"Hey, how long are you going to hug? Xu Le, why are you using a crutch?"

Lin Yi couldn't stand it anymore.

This was her sister's dish!

Although this dish was now drifting further and further away from her sister, she had specifically told him last time to go back and coax her sister, but who knew he hadn't gone back even once.

But even if it was her bestie or roommate, she couldn't eat the dish from her sister's plate!

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!"

One of the other girls suddenly screamed.

"What are you yelling about!" Lin Yi said a little irritably to the other companion beside her.

"It's not... you... you... look... look... on the roof...

Someone... someone...

Someone's going to jump!"

…………I am the dividing line for jumping off the building…………

"Ahhh, ahhh...

You, you look,

Someone, someone,

Someone is going to cast a monthly vote!"