Sexy Old Daoist Online Card Dealing WeChat Group:

An Lawyer:

"Hahahaha, do you guys know? Old Daoist just told me that he's donated hundreds of millions over the years!!!"

"The main point is, it's really not jing!!!"

"Damn it, why does my heart ache so much!"

Little Monkey: "Squeak squeak squeak!!!!"

Crescent Moon: "666!"

Liu Chuyu: "Send red envelopes!"

Zheng Qiang: "Awesome!"

Old Daoist: "(Shy)"

Old Zhang: "Okay, okay, speaking from the heart, Old Daoist is truly one of the people I admire most. I think he represents..."

Xu Qinglang: "@Old Zhang, stop giving a report. Send me the detailed address privately. The address Old Zhou gave me earlier is a bit inaccurate. Why is it located in a pond?

"Aren't you guys catching some Lion King? Did you change course to catch turtles?"

Old Zhang: "Okay, I'll send it to you now."

An Lawyer: "By the way, where's Boss?"

Little Monkey: "@Salty Fish!"

Salty Fish: "Who changed my group nickname?"

Instant silence.

No one said a word.

Boss Zhou:

"@Xu Qinglang, when are you arriving?"

Xu Qinglang: "Just left, about twenty minutes more."

Boss Zhou: "Alright, I'm watching a movie, The Widow."

An Lawyer: "I just told Old Daoist that I'll help him find a wife after a while, so he won't just squander money whenever he has it. I'm planning to arrange it."

Boss Zhou: "Okay, agreed."

Little Monkey: "Squeak squeak squeak!!!!"

An Lawyer: "By the way, Boss, can I borrow a movie to watch!"

Boss Zhou: "No."

An Lawyer: "Didn't you just say you were watching..."

Boss Zhou: "I am watching."

An Lawyer: "Damn, I want to go too! Old Zhang, send me the address too. I feel like I need to make my due contribution to the social security and property protection of the people of Tongcheng!"

Little Monkey: "Hammer, hammer, hammer!"

………………

Old Zhang put down his phone and rubbed his temples. He didn't feel tired, anyway, his previous work habits were like this. Sometimes when staking out, he had to keep an eye on people for half a month or a month continuously, and he got through it.

So many criminal police officers generally have some problems with their urinary system,

It's from holding it in like that.

What did the boss just say he was doing in the group?

Old Zhang twisted his neck, picked up his cup, and took a sip of water.

Put his palm in front of him,

Tried to make a fist,

Felt that wasn't satisfying enough,

Old Zhang picked up a police baton from under his seat,

And started squeezing the baton!

He listened to Zhou Ze's words and had to practice more and get used to it, so he wouldn't almost make a fool of himself like before when he jumped up.

At first,

He really couldn't squeeze it,

But when Old Zhang started to concentrate and exert force,

He found that the baton in his hand began to slowly dent,

Haha,

Old Zhang squeezed more and more happily,

Anyway, there was no one here,

He was like an old child,

Continuing to squeeze, squeeze, squeeze,

Exerting force, exerting force, exerting force,

What he didn't know was,

In the rearview mirror in front of him,

A phantom of a unicorn appeared on his head, and a layer of faint leather-like shadows also appeared on his body, as if his whole body was wrapped in a layer of animal skin.

………………

At the end of the cement road, an old man with a wine bottle in his hand walked out. The old man had a red nose, a slightly blue face, and unsteady steps.

"Damn it, they're all dead, they're all dead.

It's fine if I die alone, how come one after another is dying.

Damn it, they're all stubborn, can't any of them live a long life?"

The red-nosed old man walked and drank, cursing as he drank, but you didn't know what he was cursing about.

It didn't seem like he was cursing his son for being unfilial, nor did it seem like he was cursing the village chief for being a bad guy.

"Damn heavens, do I owe you a grandson? I fought with the bandits, and if I lost, I lost. I took a few bullets, and I still fell forward!

"But my son, my grandson, my great-grandson, why did they all go to be cops!

My son and great-grandson even sacrificed themselves, bah!

My grandson didn't sacrifice, but he didn't live long either, damn it!

You're doing this wrong, it's not fair. I'm not Yu Gong, and I didn't brag to anyone before I died saying that my descendants would be infinite!"

The red-nosed old man walked to the wall and stopped,

Squinting his eyes,

Looking at the small western-style building inside the wall

"Tsk tsk, there's a universe inside the cave, and a heaven and earth inside the mansion. You don't have that much good fortune, but you still want to learn how to play such a big trick. Look at how capable you think you are!"

The red-nosed old man drank the last bit of white wine in the bottle,

Burped from the alcohol,

And staggered:

"Heh, after I solve you, I'll go take a look at my great-great-grandson. Damn it, forget it, I won't look. That little thing became a cop too.

"Oh dear,

He looks like he's destined for glory,

What a sin, what a sin!

Heaven,

If you're going to sacrifice, you can't just sacrifice my lineage. You can't just milk one sheep dry!

Can't you change to other sheep? Everyone is rushing to contribute to society, whoever shouts the loudest, you let him contribute, okay?

After I sacrificed, I was a patrolman in hell for so long. A few years ago, I was even implicated and imprisoned by that bastard An Buqi.

I was finally released because the underworld was short of people. I happily came up to see how my descendants were doing,

And you show me this?

It's not fair, it's really not fair, absolutely not fair!

I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced!"

The red-nosed old man passed by the car parked on the side of the road,

And after walking a few steps,

He immediately took a few steps back,

Looking at the thirty-something-year-old idiot sitting in the car with some doubt,

Who was squeezing a stick there, having a great time!

Taking a closer look,

There was actually a horn on this person's head,

Looking through the glass,

It looked very much like a lion wearing human skin!

"Gaga, it came without any effort! I chased you from Shanghai to here, and you finally couldn't help but possess a human body!

Tell me, wouldn't it have been better to hide in the leather bag? Why did you have to come out and cause trouble!

If you honestly muddled along, everyone could turn a blind eye. There are many mundane affairs in the Yang world, but those are also mundane affairs, what does it have to do with you?

Heh, I'll let you cause trouble!"

"Pa!"

The red-nosed old man's elbow slammed into the car window,

The car window shattered directly,

And then he grabbed Old Zhang's collar and started pulling him out.

Old Zhang was caught off guard and was actually pulled out of the car door by the red-nosed old man. With a "plop," he was thrown on the ground.

Before Old Zhang could react,

The red-nosed old man's foot arrived,

And directly kicked Old Zhang's abdomen,

"Bang!"

Old Zhang was kicked seven or eight meters away.

He immediately felt a churning in his stomach.

"Hey, get up, let's practice again, haha."

The red-nosed old man twisted his neck,

Walked up to Old Zhang,

Reached out and grabbed Old Zhang's neck.

Old Zhang's body trembled violently, his waist exerted force, and he kicked the other person's calf, while turning his body and grabbing the other person's elbow joint, and throwing him down hard!

"Hehe, you think you're worthy of me..."

"Bang!"

The old man was thrown out,

Sliding more than ten meters.

"Bah bah bah, bah bah bah!"

The old man stood up while spitting out dust,

With a look of surprise,

And muttered to himself:

"It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be, how is it possible, how is it possible?"

"What exactly are you!"

Old Zhang pointed at the red-nosed old man and asked.

He didn't warn the other party about assaulting a police officer as he used to, because Old Zhang knew that an ordinary person couldn't possibly smash a car window with his hand and then be dragged out and kicked away?

"Damn it, you're the thing, your whole family isn't a thing, your dad isn't a thing, your ancestors aren't a thing!"

The red-nosed old man also had a violent temper and started cursing directly,

"Damn it, get out of here!"

Saying that,

The red-nosed old man charged at Old Zhang again.

Old Zhang waited in full force,

Constantly slowing down his breathing rhythm.

A sneer appeared on the corner of the red-nosed old man's mouth,

He suddenly spread his arms halfway through the charge.

"The underworld is orderly, the laws of death are merciless, seal!"

In an instant,

Two black palm prints appeared on Old Zhang's wrists,

With a "plop,"

Old Zhang's hands were pressed on the ground,

And he himself had to kneel on one knee.

The red-nosed old man then rushed forward,

And kicked Old Zhang's head,

Bang!

KO!

Old Zhang's body tilted,

And fell to the ground.

"Hoo..."

The red-nosed old man smacked his lips,

"Heh, let's see if you're tough or I'm tough. You're stubborn with me. Damn it, when I was fighting bandits, your grandpa was still eating milk!

"Also,

You, you come out or not,

You come out!"

Old Zhang only felt dizzy and very painful in his head, as if it was about to crack, and then heard the red-nosed old man standing beside him shouting something loudly.

"Ooh!"

A wave of nausea hit,

But Old Zhang forcibly restrained it,

And his mind instantly became clear,

Subconsciously reaching out,

And grabbed the red-nosed old man's ankle.

The red-nosed old man was stunned,

What the hell,

You can still move even after being headshot!

Who exactly are you possessed by!

"Clang!"

Old Zhang exerted force violently,

And the red-nosed old man was directly overturned on the ground.

Old Zhang quickly stepped forward,

And pinned the red-nosed old man down using grappling techniques,

But he also knew,

That he couldn't be civilized this time,

Pulling out one hand and directly掐着 the back of the other person's neck,

And whispered:

"What exactly are you!"

The red-nosed old man under him flipped his hands over and whispered:

"Seal!"

A black shadow appeared behind Old Zhang,

Silently reaching out to grab Old Zhang.

However,

A white light suddenly flashed from Old Zhang's back,

And directly dispelled this black shadow!

The red-nosed old man under him didn't know about this situation,

He turned his head,

And laughed loudly and arrogantly:

"Haha, you can't move anymore, can you, grandson!"

Old Zhang immediately raised his fist,

And smashed it down!

"Bang!"