chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 501 Your Father! (Third Update!)
Lawyer An lowered his head to look at his "twin" brother, then raised his head again very seriously, pointed at himself, and said:
"I'm the real one."
This was an explanation, because he was worried that Zhou Ze thought he was fake. In this place, it was sometimes difficult to distinguish between what was real and what was fake, and it was inevitable that people would be suspicious, even though the two had verified each other when they first came down.
Zhou Ze didn't speak.
"Damn, I really am real, how could I die here? How would I know why this guy looks so much like me.
Also, what the hell is with this green hat? Do you think I like this kind of taste?"
Actually, after getting over the initial shock, thinking about it carefully, it could be known that this shouldn't be Lawyer An himself.
First of all, the way old An is now is not how he used to be, just like Zhou Ze's current appearance is actually Xu Le's appearance. Everyone is resurrected by possessing a corpse.
"You look so much alike, which means this guy isn't a twin brother of your body, so he should be your dad?" Zhou Ze guessed.
Lawyer An licked his lips, carefully looked at the clothes on the corpse, and even reached in to try to pick his pockets, but these corpses were placed too neatly, and there weren't many gaps between them, so he couldn't even get his hand in.
"I think it's probably the father of this body of mine. The owner of this body before I possessed it was a playboy, and his dad was said to have died when he was very young."
"And then?" Zhou Ze asked.
"He's not my real dad, why would I study so much? I've been an inspector in hell for many years since I escaped from hell. I'm mentally mature, do you think I'd lack paternal love after possessing this body?"
"In other words, your dad..."
"My body's dad."
Lawyer An emphasized, Zhou Ze's constant "your dad" made him panic.
"Your body's dad died here many years ago, and then the body was transported here, which means, your dad...
Sorry, the ghost of your body's dad is likely still here, right?"
Since the corpse used for raising ghosts was also here, and the two of them had just eaten and chatted with those foreign devils at the banquet, it could be inferred that the ghost of Lawyer An's dad was likely here as well.
"Should, perhaps, probably, yes."
Lawyer An shrugged.
"Tsk tsk, not going to have a father-son reunion?"
Zhou Ze teased.
"Alright, give me the hat."
Lawyer An took the hat from Zhou Ze and put it on his dad.
"This guy is really unlucky. Actually, he was pretty good at cheating. My body's mother was a rich lady who was cheated by him, got pregnant, and then he died in this desolate wilderness."
"That's not right..."
Zhou Ze suddenly reached out to stop Lawyer An as he watched him push the corpse's head up to put on the hat.
"What's wrong?" Lawyer An asked.
"Look here."
Zhou Ze raised the corpse's head as much as possible and parted the long hair that resembled the f4 hairstyle of that era.
Underneath, there was actually a bullet hole!
"Your dad doesn't seem to have died exploring here, but rather was shot and killed here, then the body was abandoned in the wilderness, and finally brought in by the Black Mountain Old Demon here."
"Tsk tsk tsk, quite a love-hate story."
Lawyer An clapped his hands and said:
"Alright, can we skip this topic?"
"Okay, let's get out of here."
An interlude is just an interlude.
Actually, putting yourself in his shoes, if Zhou Ze found Xu Le's dad's corpse here, he probably wouldn't be very interested either.
Carefully pushing the door open, the two ran out to the left like thieves... actually, they were thieves.
There weren't many rooms here. The underground space was so big, it was impossible to be as exaggerated as Qin Shi Huang's terracotta army mausoleum.
Moreover, after going around for half a circle, Zhou Ze and Lawyer An quickly found a room with a lot of red cloth and colorful lanterns hanging in front of it, which looked very festive.
That should be the bridal chamber.
"Boss, you go in and take a look. I'll keep watch outside. If someone comes, I'll warn you. If Lin Ke is really inside, quickly bring her out and we'll fight our way out."
Zhou Ze nodded.
Actually, there was a concern that Lawyer An didn't say, which was the same as what Zhou Ze thought, what if that little loli really wanted to be a ghost bride here?
Lawyer An deeply understood the little loli's desire to climb up. She was also the only one in the bookstore who didn't need him to motivate her and could be full of subjective initiative.
As long as she could climb up, she would probably be willing to do anything.
Letting Zhou Ze in, anyway, he was her boss. If they really encountered the worst situation, at least the little loli's soul blood was in Zhou Ze's hands, and Zhou Ze had the power of life and death over her.
Seeing Zhou Ze push open the door of the bridal chamber and enter, Lawyer An simply hid in the pavilion next door. There were veils on the pavilion to hide his figure, and at the same time, it was convenient to observe the situation outside.
Coincidentally, there was actually a dish of peanuts and a dish of melon seeds on the stone table in the pavilion.
Lawyer An subconsciously grabbed a handful in his hand, but immediately realized it and put the things back, patted his hands, somewhat helplessly.
Why hasn't the boss come out yet?
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Zhou Ze pushed open the door and entered the bridal chamber. He was somewhat fortunate that there were no maids or servants in the bridal chamber, which provided Zhou Ze with great convenience.
At this time, a girl was sitting on the festive wedding bed.
Wearing red makeup and a red hijab, she sat there motionless.
Even when Zhou Ze pushed the door open and came in, she didn't move at all.
Was she acupunctured?
For some reason, looking at the red hijab, what came to Zhou Ze's mind was the scene of Yin Zhiping and Little Dragon Girl when he watched "The Return of the Condor Heroes" before, the version with Louis Koo and Carman Lee.
He remembered that Little Dragon Girl seemed to have been acupunctured, and then Yin Zhiping put a white cloth on her face.
Perhaps it was because he had experienced too many dangerous things that Zhou Ze felt somewhat surprised by the transformation of his brain circuits at every critical moment.
"Lin Ke? Lin Ke?"
Zhou Ze shouted softly, but the bride on the bed was still motionless.
Zhou Ze simply walked up, grabbed the other party's red hijab, and prepared to lift it.
Who knew that at this moment, the bride actually stretched out a hand and grabbed his wrist!
Was this bride a wrestler? Her grip was so strong?
In the next moment, two red dots suddenly flashed from within the red hijab.
Looking at the position, it should be that the bride, who had been closing her eyes tightly before, had opened her eyes!
This isn't Lin Ke!
It's not her!
Although he didn't lift the hijab, Zhou Ze knew that Lin Ke's grip wasn't so strong, and if she wanted to stop him, she would probably just stick out her tongue.
"Who are you?"
The bride asked coldly.
Her voice was clear and cold, definitely not the voice of a little girl.
Damn it, Zhou Ze could now be sure that he had really found the wrong person.
Moreover, he seemed to have encountered a figure like the Heavenly Mountain Child Granny, a little girl's body, but her speaking voice was clearly that of an adult woman!
Immediately afterwards, the bride's hand suddenly exerted more force, pulling Zhou Ze into a staggering motion, causing him to fall towards the bed. Then, the bride's other hand directly grabbed towards Zhou Ze's face.
Fortunately, Boss Zhou hadn't been scared into growing up, especially after severing the three corpses, his combat experience had increased geometrically. At the beginning, it was just that he thought he had met Lin Ke, so the city gates were wide open. Now, after being preempted by the other party, Zhou Ze immediately began to counterattack!
He saw that Zhou Ze's body not only didn't retreat, but instead directly crashed into the bride. At the same time, his hand directly collided with the bride's hand, but at this moment, Zhou Ze's fingernails also grew out.
"Hiss!"
The bride gasped, her whole body directly bounced off the bed.
Her hands were pressed down, and her feet were bent, making the movements of a sprinter, vigilantly staring at Zhou Ze, who was sitting on the bed.
Her red hijab had fallen off during the rapid movement, revealing her face.
This was a very delicate face, but the look in her eyes contained vicissitudes. At the same time, black blood was dripping from her right hand.
Zhou Ze shook his wrist. The position that had been grabbed by the bride earlier was now somewhat bruised. This woman's strength was really great.
"Who exactly are you?"
The bride continued to ask, while also looking around, seemingly preparing to call for someone.
Zhou Ze didn't hesitate, extended his ten fingers directly, and shouted in a low voice:
"Coffee!"
Ten black mists shot out quickly from his fingernails, and the bride turned her body in a burst, trying to avoid them, but was still bound.
However, before Zhou Ze could continue to do anything, he saw the bride's body begin to shrink rapidly, leaving only the clothes falling down. Then, a small black snake crawled out of the clothes, bounced after landing, and prepared to break through the window and leave directly.
Zhou Ze's eyes narrowed, and he flicked his hand and said:
"Newspaper!"
"Pa!"
A very crisp sound.
The little snake that had just bounced up was like being hit hard by a huge fly swatter, and it fell to the ground in a very embarrassed state.
Zhou Ze quickly stepped forward and grabbed the snake with his fingernails.
As long as this snake dared to make any more moves, Zhou Ze was confident that his fingernails could instantly cut it into many pieces.
"It's actually a snake spirit?"
Zhou Ze smiled speechlessly.
However, this snake spirit was weak enough. Compared to the Eighth Aunt in his Yin-Yang Book, it was far inferior, and there was simply no comparison.
The little black snake's eyes showed a pleading expression, and it even stuck out its tongue to lick Zhou Ze's finger, as if to please him.
"I'm a ghost messenger, here to find someone, not to find you. You answer my questions obediently, and I'll leave immediately, and you can continue to be your bride.
I ask you, have you seen a little girl about your height, fair-skinned and cute, being brought in recently?"
As soon as Zhou Ze finished speaking, the little black snake's eyes suddenly showed a venomous look, and then it began to struggle.
Zhou Ze let go of his hand, and the little black snake fell to the ground.
In an instant, it turned into the appearance of a girl again, but she was naked.
Zhou Ze wasn't so pedantic as to deliberately turn his head away and not look at what he shouldn't see. At this time, showing his back to others was something only a fool would do.
"Sir, are you looking for that little fox spirit?"
The bride said through gritted teeth.
"Little fox spirit?" Zhou Ze was stunned for a moment, "Hey, the affairs between you demons have nothing to do with me. That's a person, to be precise, a person with a physical body."
"It's that little fox spirit. Her husband brought her back from outside a few days ago, and he's completely obsessed with her!"
"Oh..."
Zhou Ze understood.
It turned out that the "fox spirit" here wasn't a real "fox spirit".
"Her name is Lin Ke, right?" The bride looked up at Zhou Ze and asked eagerly.
It seemed that she was even more anxious than Zhou Ze in this matter.
"Yes, I'm here to take her away."
"Okay, I know where she is, sir. I'll help you find her. The place where she is is not far from here, I'll take you to find her!"
In her excitement, the bride was about to pull Zhou Ze out without even putting on her clothes.
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhou Ze stopped her.
He always felt that the bride's reaction was too strange.
Boss Zhou wasn't someone who easily trusted others. In fact, it would be really strange if someone who listened to ghost stories every day could easily trust people.
Moreover, the person standing in front of him was still a demon.
"Sir, didn't you see? Today is the day when my husband and I get married, but my husband is so obsessed with that fox spirit that he didn't even show up for the wedding!
Now, he's even left me sitting alone on the wedding bed for so long,
I want that fox spirit to die... hiss hiss hiss!"
The bride stuck out her tongue and changed her words:
"I want that fox spirit to leave immediately!"