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Chapter 504 Dad! (20,000 word update complete, seeking subscriptions!)

Chapter 6 Sixth Update

ps: The previous chapter title was mislabeled. The previous chapter should have been the fifth update, and this chapter is the sixth!

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"More sugar!"

Moreover,

this time, Zhou Ze was particularly generous, afraid that the little kid wouldn't have enough.

So,

this time he directly added ten pieces of candy for him!

Boss Zhou, who always lived frugally,

was really bleeding this time!

"Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!!!!!!"

Ten fingernails

detached directly from Zhou Ze's fingertips and sped away!

In an instant,

Zhou Ze almost fainted from the pain,

but fortunately, he managed to keep himself from losing consciousness.

Last time, at the riverbank where he buried the corpse, Zhou Ze only shot out one fingernail when facing Cuihua.

This time,

it's ten!

The target is different, the objective is different. This little zombie is much harder to chew and much more terrifying than Cuihua.

If there were other options, Zhou Ze certainly wouldn't be willing to risk his life like this. The ten fingers are connected to the heart. This kind of pain is really unimaginable for ordinary people. Last time, breaking one fingernail made him unable to control himself because of the pain.

But this time, in someone else's lair, just as they were thinking of getting rid of him quickly so they could pursue their sweetheart,

Zhou Ze was also worried that the mountain spirits, wild demons, and lonely ghosts outside would come over.

If he got caught up in a people's war, he would be completely finished.

Ten fingernails,

like ten bolts of lightning,

instantly arrived in front of the little boy.

The little boy's pupils contracted,

and he subconsciously waved his fingernails,

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

He blocked two fingernails in a row,

but blood gushed from his own fingertips,

and his body retreated.

The speed of these fingernails exceeded his imagination.

At the same time, he realized,

this is bad!

The next eight fingernails mercilessly pierced into his body.

His proud zombie physique didn't seem as indestructible as he thought in front of Zhou Ze's fingernails.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!"

The little boy let out a series of screams,

and flew backward,

crashing into the wall behind him.

Eight fingernails

were driven into his body,

nailing his entire being to the wall.

Zhou Ze silently got up. The pain made his facial expression distort, but he still staggered over, walking until he was under the little boy.

Eight terrifying wounds on the little boy's body

were gushing out black blood.

His blood had a texture similar to petroleum.

The little boy opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but found that he couldn't say anything at all. His body stiffened, wanting to move, but it was all in vain.

Zhou Ze tore off his clothes and, using his teeth and elbows, barely bandaged his two hands. This was just to prevent excessive blood loss and passing out directly, but if he didn't do any specific treatment, the injury would continue to worsen.

"What are you made of? Still not dead?"

Zhou Ze looked at the little zombie with some surprise.

No wonder he was so arrogant.

He really had the capital to be arrogant.

He already added ten pieces of candy for him,

but he was still like a cockroach, still wriggling and struggling, with no sign of immediate death.

Fortunately,

to Zhou Ze's relief,

this guy was now like a gecko with its tail pinned down.

His eyes still looked fierce,

but he couldn't bite anyone anymore.

In this world, apart from the Bug within his own body,

zombies of this little boy's level

were probably rare as phoenix feathers and qilin horns.

Zhou Ze wanted to touch his face with his hand,

but seeing his hand wrapped up like a big steamed bun, he thought better of it, and instead kicked the guy with his foot.

"I didn't lie to you, I really am your ancestor."

The little boy glared angrily.

Clearly,

in his opinion,

this was a humiliation that Zhou Ze, as the victor, was inflicting upon him.

He was tasting the victor's pleasure!

Looking at the little boy's angry eyes,

Zhou Ze now understood Ying Gou's helplessness that night.

He had just told the leper monk the same truth:

"When I was born, there were no Buddhas in the world."

As a result, the leper monk was completely stimulated to the point of going crazy and erupting, almost bringing down the Buddha himself.

Biting his teeth,

in fact, that night was really a pity. If he hadn't been poisoned, he could have handled it with his own ability, at least he could have left calmly.

But it turned out like this now,

when he needed Ying Gou's power, that guy was asleep.

Ten fingernails,

ten fingernails!

Zhou Ze heavily exhaled,

wondering if he should find something to smash this guy to death completely, but looking at his thick skin and flesh, and the fact that he no longer had fingernails, how could he kill him?

Zhou Ze opened his mouth,

should he

bite him to death?

Cutting the weeds and eliminating the roots is a principle everyone knows. Last time he let that leper monk "run" away, Zhou Ze was unhappy for a long time. This time, he didn't want to leave behind an opponent even more terrifying than the leper monk to take revenge on him in the future.

However,

when Zhou Ze opened his mouth,

he found that his fangs had disappeared.

Probably because he was too tired today,

he had overexerted himself,

and he couldn't activate his zombie state anymore.

Unless Zhou Ze was willing to sit down here and rest for half a day, he estimated that he could then try to grow fangs and bite this guy to death.

But this was, after all, someone else's lair.

Zhou Ze really didn't dare to be so unscrupulous.

"Kid, I advise you not to think about revenge in the future, otherwise you will die a miserable death, really."

Zhou Ze gave a kind warning,

really out of concern for a minor,

and Zhou Ze really didn't want this guy to suddenly appear outside the window when he was sitting on the bookstore sofa, drinking coffee, and reading the newspaper in the future.

If he encountered him next time, compared to breaking off ten fingernails, Zhou Ze would rather let Ying Gou out to breathe some fresh air,

and by the way,

let him teach this family's little kid what it means to develop morally, intellectually, physically, and aesthetically in an all-around way.

But obviously,

faced with Zhou Ze's kind reminder,

in the little boy's ears,

it was all:

Smugness!

Provocation!

Humiliation!

Boss Zhou kicked this guy again, said "Goodbye," and ran straight out along the bluestone path.

His fingernails were gone,

and his body was still losing blood non-stop.

Zhou Ze didn't know how long he could hold on,

but he definitely had to try to escape.

However, to Zhou Ze's surprise, he didn't encounter a single person even when he ran to the archway where the servants had been standing guard before. Even the two servants at the door were gone.

Zhou Ze continued to walk out.

The banquet tables were still full of people, everyone continued drinking and eating like starving ghosts. This acting had been going on for several hours, and it was still so lively.

This made Zhou Ze suddenly feel that these guys were quite happy. It was a pity that the little zombie didn't get married every day, otherwise this group of undead could have a banquet every day.

Drinking wine that will never run out,

eating meat that will never be finished,

in fact,

isn't this what many living people in the mortal realm are pursuing?

Even when he passed the table he had sat at before,

the seven foreign devils at the table actually raised their wine bowls to greet Zhou Ze.

This really demonstrated a deep revolutionary friendship.

After all, Zhou Ze had joined them in criticizing the Republican Party, and in their eyes, Zhou Ze was on their side.

The foreign girl even asked in English where Zhou Ze's friend had gone.

She was obviously asking about Lawyer An.

Lawyer An, that guy looked decent, and he was very good at dealing with women. But putting aside the fact that Old An had probably already left, even if he was here, he probably wouldn't feel anything for this foreign girl after seeing her corpse.

Zhou Ze smiled at them,

while pondering in his heart,

could it be that the little zombie was so confident that he thought he could handle everything himself, so he didn't even notify anyone outside?

That little courtyard was where the little zombie hid his beauty, so other undead servants probably didn't dare to run there, right?

So,

he could just walk out so swaggeringly?

This feeling was good.

Since he had already rescued Lin Ke, Lawyer An should have taken her out, right?

Once he got out too, things could be temporarily brought to a satisfactory conclusion.

Go home,

nurse his wounds,

big bed, newspaper, coffee,

but Boss Zhou didn't want to add any more sugar to his coffee for the next month.

Following the way he came, when he was about to reach the outside of the cave he had fallen into earlier, Zhou Ze suddenly stopped and dodged to the side.

He saw that a row of servants in black clothes were standing at the entrance of the cave.

The old woman with black clothes and green eyes was standing there, lecturing her subordinates.

What shocked Zhou Ze was that

there was actually something squatting at the old woman's feet.

Looking closely,

it was actually that zha! (a badger-like animal)

"On the day of the master's wedding, outsiders actually mixed in!

This is a great shame to us servants!

If the master finds out and is angered, none of us will even be able to continue being ghosts!

You few, call some more people and seal off all the exits.

The rest of you, notify all the other servants and search with me. We must catch the person who mixed in!

As for the guests who are still eating and drinking, don't disturb them for the time being. Don't ruin the atmosphere of the master's wedding banquet, but have people quietly investigate them one by one to verify their identities!"

The old woman finished scolding and was about to leave with her people. Seeing this, Zhou Ze turned around and ran away in advance. Returning the way he came was impossible at this time.

Now he thought that Run Tu killing the zha was really acting on behalf of heaven.

That thing actually knew how to inform.

Fortunately, that guy's nose wasn't as sensitive as Wang's,

otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to hide.

The servants who had been serving tea and pouring wine all seemed to have received notice and began to put down their work.

Zhou Ze's heart suddenly jumped. Now it seemed that the safest place was still the little courtyard where the little zombie had been nailed down by him. But to run out and then run back, what kind of situation was this?

Moreover, the symptoms of blood loss were becoming more and more obvious. If he didn't find a place to treat his wounds properly, he might pass out.

At this time, the old woman suddenly came out from the opposite side with her people, looking hurried and flustered, like the chief eunuch of the inner court.

Zhou Ze's heart jumped. He was thinking about which direction to run to hide when suddenly a hand grabbed his shoulder.

"Boss, it's me!"

It was Lawyer An's voice.

Zhou Ze didn't resist and was pulled into the door by Lawyer An.

This was a storage room. Looking at the jars of wine neatly arranged, it should be a winery and distillery. The wine that everyone was drinking at the banquet should have come from here.

Lawyer An pulled Zhou Ze into here and directly closed the door.

Then, without waiting for Zhou Ze to ask, he pulled Zhou Ze to hide in the back room.

"Bang!"

The door was pushed open.

The old woman came over with a group of servants.

"Brewer, did you see any strangers?"

The old woman shouted.

They found this place?

Zhou Ze's heart jumped. He didn't even have the ability to fight now.

Who knew that at this moment, a voice came from outside:

"Granny, I didn't see anything. I didn't even see a shadow of anyone. I'm busy brewing wine here. It's rare for those people outside to have a chance to freeload during the master's wedding. The wine is being sent out like crazy. If I don't hurry up, the wine at the banquet will really run out."

The old woman nodded and said, "How can there be a shortage of wine at the master's wedding banquet? Hurry up. Also, if you see any strangers or unfamiliar faces, report to me at any time."

"Okay, I understand, I understand. Don't worry, Granny, walk slowly. Come and drink wine next time if you have time. I'll prepare good wine for you!"

The old woman left with her subordinates, and the door was closed behind them.

Zhou Ze then turned his head to look at Lawyer An, and said with some surprise:

"Wait, why haven't you left yet?"

He broke ten fingernails to give him time and opportunity. But this guy was still wandering around here?

Why didn't he just leave him to fight zombies with him?

He might have broken a few fewer fingernails.

At least he could have let Lawyer An break a few fingers with him, so he could feel a little more comfortable and balanced.

"Boss, I wanted to leave, but someone is guarding the exit we came in from." Lawyer An said with a wry smile.

"It's that old woman. She might not be your opponent. You can't handle those few servants?"

Zhou Ze still recognized Lawyer An's strength. He didn't think he could beat him without waking Ying Gou.

After all, he was the patrol inspector of the year. Although he had been stripped of his origin and writing, and had lost a large part of his abilities, he was definitely not to be underestimated.

"Boss, my stomach, my stomach hurts..."

Lawyer An pointed to his stomach and said,

"It hurts so much that I'm panicking, it's unbearable, I'm dizzy, and I don't have any strength in my body."

Zhou Ze then realized that Lawyer An's face was pale, his lips were black, and even his fingers were cyan. When he sat here, his hands were also covering his stomach.

As an excellent doctor in his previous life, Zhou Ze immediately guessed that Lawyer An had food poisoning!

And it was very serious food poisoning, which could even be life-threatening.

Um,

for a moment,

Zhou Ze didn't know what to say.

It seemed that he couldn't scold him or blame him.

Because the source of Lawyer An's food poisoning should be that jar of wine,

and who made Lawyer An drink the wine,

was...

Zhou Ze found it a little funny.

In the end, what trapped the two of them and led to the failure of the rescue plan was actually that jar of wine.

At this time, Zhou Ze saw the little loli lying on the ground next to him. The little loli hadn't woken up yet. Should he try to wake her up first? At least he could add a battle force to his side?

"Can you still hold on?" Zhou Ze asked.

"When I was carrying Lin Ke out just now, it was the most painful time. My whole body was kneeling on the ground. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to be settled here.

The most painful time has passed. I feel that I should be able to recover a little after a few more hours.

Boss, your fingers?"

Lawyer An saw that Zhou Ze's hands were bandaged like this, and were still seeping blood.

"I fought with that little guy. That little guy won't chase after him for a while. Now I can only pray that the servants here won't go to that little courtyard, no, and the wedding room."

Zhou Ze leaned against the wall. At this time, he meant to leave it to fate.

Wait, that's not right.

Zhou Ze immediately raised his head and looked at Lawyer An,

"How did you end up here?"

The conversation just now

clearly meant someone was covering for the two of them. What was going on?

Why would the undead here take them in and hide them?

"This..."

Lawyer An hesitated and didn't know how to say it.

"Son, how's your friend?"

At this moment,

someone pushed open the door to the back room and poked their head in.

It was

a face almost identical to Lawyer An's!

But he was dressed differently. He was wearing an old-fashioned leather jacket that was popular decades ago and a green beret.

Lawyer An looked at Zhou Ze,

seeming to find it difficult to say.

But facing that person's inquiry,

he hesitated for a moment.

Lawyer An still showed a sincere smile

and called out:

"Dad."

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