chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 529 Trading Acting Skills
was exaggerated to the point of being an eyesore.
Not only were Cat-Face Xu Zhongli, Little Monkey, and Old Zhang completely stunned,
even the Little Black Bro hanging on the basketball hoop was silenced by the sudden turn of events, forgetting to shout "Wah wah wah."
"Little Monkey, go! It's a demon, we absolutely can't let it hurt the living!
We absolutely cannot allow this to happen!
Cough cough..."
Zhou Ze, lying on the ground, roared at Cat-Face Xu Zhongli in front of him.
That roar
was full of energy.
Little Monkey hesitated for two seconds, then immediately pounced.
It didn't even transform into a demon monkey, just leaping straight over.
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli had an instinctive fondness for Little Monkey because they were both demons. In this era, demons actually shared a sense of camaraderie.
After all, this world wasn't very friendly to demons.
Back then, the Northeast Immortal Huluwa (Calabash Brothers) rescuing Grandpa and coming to the bookstore to save people also stemmed from a similar reason. Their survival was already difficult enough; if they couldn't unite a little and instead fought amongst themselves, they would all be finished sooner or later, completely eliminated by this era.
"Squeak squeak!!!"
Little Monkey came forward, brandishing its claws,
but Cat-Face Xu Zhongli couldn't bear to hit it. Instead, she took a step back and opened her arms to protect herself.
"Thwack!"
Little Monkey crashed into Xu Zhongli's arm by itself
and then flew backward like a kite with a broken string.
After landing on the ground,
Little Monkey's body kept twitching.
One paw reached forward,
inching its way toward Zhou Ze,
its small eyes filled with fear and despair.
At this moment,
it seemed determined to grab Zhou Ze's hand even in death, wanting to die together.
"..." Zhou Ze.
"..." Old Zhang.
"..." Cat-Face Woman.
This monkey was overdoing it with the drama, wasn't it?
Zhou Ze suddenly realized
that in terms of acting,
he was being utterly crushed by a monkey.
If it acted this well, they should send it to the crew if CCTV ever remade *Journey to the West*.
Zhou Ze thought to himself,
then looked at Old Zhang
and gave him a look.
Hurry up,
what are you dawdling about for?
You're the only one left.
Old Zhang was stunned for a moment, then pointed to himself, as if to say, "Me too?"
Old Zhang had participated in operations together before, but due to his special circumstances, he had rarely been directly involved in combat. Last time, at the Late Night Xuzhou Convenience Store, intimidating the old man with a show of force counted as Old Zhang's deepest level of participation.
Zhou Ze nodded,
his eyes urging him on.
Old Zhang subconsciously touched his waist.
Oh,
since he was here to teach a class to students, he wasn't carrying a gun.
Immediately,
he imitated Zhou Ze and Little Monkey and charged forward.
If they were all beaten down together, there would be a reason. It wouldn't be that they didn't want to resolve the matter, that they didn't want to rescue, but that they were simply unable to do so.
No matter how sharp the Underworld's eyes were, they couldn't scrutinize every detail. Throughout history, there had been countless instances of lower levels deceiving those above them. As long as it wasn't too much of a violation, everyone would turn a blind eye.
Boss Zhou wasn't the newbie he was a year ago. He was quite familiar with the Underworld's bottom line.
In short,
he was a seasoned veteran.
As long as this cat demon didn't suddenly have a brain aneurysm and go on a killing spree after taking her revenge, there wouldn't be a big problem.
Old Zhang charged forward.
Old Zhang was a little excited.
Old Zhang was a little nervous.
This was the first time he had engaged in close combat with a non-human "criminal."
It was as if he had returned to the night of his engagement with his ex-wife.
It seemed like he was dreaming back to the first arrest operation he participated in when he first joined the force.
As for acting skills,
Old Zhang didn't think so much.
You could only talk about acting skills if you had the strength. He knew his own limitations; he just needed to act naturally.
At the same time,
Old Zhang was also a little uneasy.
*Demon,*
*you know we're acting, right?*
*So,*
*you're not really going to slap me to death, are you?*
Cops were afraid of dying, too. It was human nature, impossible to erase. The difference was that Old Zhang was willing to die together with the kidnapper in the operation to rescue the kindergarten children in his previous life;
but that didn't mean he was willing to kick the bucket in this inexplicable scene and inexplicable atmosphere for an inexplicable reason.
A punch came down.
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli took a step back
and then subconsciously raised her claws.
Old Zhang, with the fighting instincts of a decades-old criminal police officer, raised his elbow to block the claws, then habitually turned to the side, pressed forward, raised his knee, and swung his elbow!
Then,
he swept a leg!
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Under the double strike,
Old Zhang actually knocked Cat-Face Xu Zhongli to the ground.
He stepped on Cat-Face Xu Zhongli's back with one foot,
grabbing Cat-Face Xu Zhongli's wrists with both hands, restraining her arms behind her back.
Then,
with a single hand, he twisted them back
and reached for his waist with his other hand,
taking off the handcuffs he wore around his waist.
The whole process was smooth and seamless, demonstrating Old Zhang's terrifying basic skills as a decades-old criminal police officer.
But when he was about to handcuff Cat-Face Xu Zhongli,
Old Zhang suddenly stopped.
Crap,
crap,
crap!
That's not right!
He had the wrong script!
Next to him,
"..." Little Monkey.
"..." Zhou Ze.
"@#¥%@@#¥¥!!!!!!"
Little Black Bro on the basketball hoop was extremely excited.
He saw the dawn of his rescue.
Zhou Ze closed his eyes and sighed.
He couldn't blame Old Zhang.
He could only blame the demon for being too weak.
A demon who couldn't even drive out the original host's soul from the body with its own power...
It was difficult to expect it to suddenly become so awesome.
Moreover,
although Old Zhang was a "useless" hell guard, he was still a hell guard after all. The demon aura on the demon would be weakened against him. In addition, Old Zhang was wearing a police uniform, which was equivalent to giving himself a little "buff."
After a set of military boxing,
he actually beat the cat demon down.
The cat demon began to struggle.
Old Zhang staggered,
falling to the ground.
The cat demon quickly stood up and then swiped its claws at Old Zhang's face.
If that claw landed, he would be disfigured even if he didn't die.
Old Zhang had just deliberately given way once,
but after all, he was panicking inside because he didn't have enough strength.
He immediately raised his arms and once again quickly and accurately grabbed Cat-Face Xu Zhongli's arm,
then kicked it,
taking the opportunity to roll over!
"Thwack!"
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli was thrown out,
sliding a long distance on the smooth basketball court floor.
"..." Little Monkey.
"..." Zhou Ze.
"@@#####@@!!!" Black Bro.
Old Zhang glanced at his boss and Little Monkey, who were lying on the ground and looking at him with puzzled expressions,
and made an apologetic gesture.
Then,
he rushed towards Xu Zhongli.
On the way,
his feet slipped,
and he slammed himself hard on the ground.
The fall had a deliberate element, but in order to achieve the effect, it was still quite realistic.
At least, Old Zhang heard a "crack" from his waist.
Hiss...
Fortunately, his body was in his early thirties, not his previous one. Otherwise, if something happened to his waist, he would be mostly useless.
Old Zhang clutched his waist in extreme pain, writhing on the ground, unable to stand up.
Black Bro: "(?⊙w⊙)?"
Little Monkey breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhou Ze also rolled his eyes.
Before, he thought the monkey was overacting,
but Old Zhang was the real deal,
almost rewriting the script.
The hell guard had fallen to the ground.
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli stood up and looked at the two people and one monkey lying on the ground.
She seemed to understand.
Immediately,
she didn't attack the people and monkey lying on the ground,
but whistled.
"It's time."
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli whistled.
Suddenly,
moonlight seemed to shine in from the high windows.
Coming in with it
were also small shadows.
They were cats and dogs,
they walked in silently.
A few subconsciously glanced at Zhou Ze and the others lying on the ground.
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli let out a "Meow."
All the cats and dogs that had been glaring at Zhou Ze and the others prostrated themselves, and a few of those who had approached even wagged their tails.
These
were all the resentment and souls of the cats and dogs that Xu Zhongli and her black boyfriend had cruelly killed and filmed.
They had come today
to seek revenge!
"Meow!"
At her command,
many black shadows pounced,
half of them pouncing on Xu Zhongli herself in her spirit state, and the other half pouncing on that Black Bro.
Zhou Ze closed his eyes,
not wanting to watch anymore.
Old Zhang, on the other hand, watched intently,
watching Xu Zhongli's soul being torn to shreds,
watching the Black Bro hanging on the basketball hoop being continuously mangled,
The scene was tragic,
and noisy.
Although Little Monkey was still lying on the ground, its tail had long been erected excitedly and was still wagging non-stop. If its status didn't forbid it, it would really want to join in personally.
At the same time,
it was also a little puzzled,
looking at Zhou Ze, who had his eyes closed beside him.
It didn't know why,
back then,
Zhou Ze had made a completely different choice from now.
Xu Zhongli's own soul had already been torn to pieces,
and the Black Bro had been bitten beyond recognition, hanging above, unmoving, with only blood dripping continuously from the body.
"Meow!"
The cat and dog souls that had finished their revenge stood in place.
Their figures began to slowly dissipate.
Cause and effect had been settled.
Dust to dust, earth to earth,
go to hell, return to the animal realm.
Zhou Ze breathed a sigh of relief. He had been a little worried before that it would be a big trouble if these cat and dog souls all ran out.
Cat-Face Xu Zhongli
knelt down
in front of Zhou Ze.
Her expression was still calm. In short, from beginning to end, she gave people a very gentle feeling.
Even her half-cat, half-human face
didn't give people much of a sense of horror.
Perhaps,
her true form
was a middle-aged mother cat.
Her posture was graceful, her temper was mild, and she occasionally liked to enter the classroom and sleep, accompanying the students in class. Sometimes she would also lie by the playground, watching the students play soccer during gym class.
She was docile, and she was also proud, perhaps walking with her elegant cat steps as she roamed the campus.
She was now kneeling in front of Zhou Ze,
and suddenly exerted force,
and then blood began to overflow from the corner of her mouth.
She had bitten her tongue and committed suicide.
Revenge was complete,
and she had ended herself.
"Squeak squeak!"
Little Monkey stood up and walked to Zhou Ze's side.
Zhou Ze reached out and stroked Little Monkey's head,
and said,
"Don't blame me, blame the fact that her image is so much better than yours was back then."