chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 296 Here's a Pen, You Write It!

Zhou boss felt like he was going crazy.

First, there was Bai Gu Jing (White Bone Spirit),

Who started as a normal female writer, but suddenly went insane.

But at least there was an explanation for her madness, something understandable.

And she dutifully completed her mission.

She appeared.

She slashed herself with a knife.

Her bones were really freaking hard!

But she saw it through to the end.

She earned her bit-part actor's pay.

She was conscientious and diligent.

She's still twitching in the cramped corner of the bathroom!

Even if the camera isn't on her, she continues to convulse, demonstrating the highest professionalism.

But what the hell is that hand?

What about that hanging cat?

And this is even more outrageous.

The build-up was so impressive,

It looked like a big boss was about to appear.

The lighting,

The special effects,

The blood,

The cost,

The spectacle,

So much was spent,

But it froze in the TV like a power outage.

Are you here to be funny?

The haunted house in the amusement park is more professional than you!

But Zhou boss clearly misjudged the situation.

Next,

Ironclad facts began to prove to him,

There is no limit to how ridiculous things can get!

Besides the absurd,

There is even more absurd!

A bunch of snakes suddenly crawled out of the sofa,

And Zhou boss hadn't noticed them before.

But after these snakes came out, they started to explode,

One after another, they self-destructed,

Like they couldn't stand life and collectively ran out to commit suicide,

The scene was truly bloody and tragic!

Zhou boss was splattered with snake blood again and again,

Stunned.

Then,

A giant centipede crawled out from under the carpet, and then the centipede stood up, but then its spine seemed to have a problem, and its body tilted,

And it died!

After that,

Ghostly figures began to appear on the walls,

Creating a ghastly atmosphere,

But then, for some reason,

The lights suddenly turned on by themselves,

And after letting out shrill screams,

These ghostly figures collectively vanished into thin air!

Next there was… there was… there was…

Zhou boss was like a spectator,

Standing in the center of the living room,

Watching these ghosts,

One finished singing, and another came on stage,

Zhou boss didn't even need to take action himself,

They killed themselves off.

Even to the point that,

When a new ghost came out,

Zhou boss wasn't nervous at all,

He even started guessing how this ghost would kill itself.

He'd give himself ten points if he guessed right!

Zhou boss swore,

Even since becoming a ghost messenger,

He had never seen so many bizarre ghosts in one day,

Each with its own unique characteristics,

Each different from the other,

And even the ways they maimed and killed themselves,

Each one was very creative!

………………

"Damn it, have you no shame!

Do you not understand any scientific common sense!

You have a villa,

Where did so many ghosts come from!

One after another,

Do you think this is *Journey to the West*!"

Bai Yingying complained as she tore,

Tearing as soon as a ghost came out, and continuing to tear when the next ghost came out!

Anyway, she was manually speeding up the process,

Cutting out all the useless plot points!

As she tore,

Bai Yingying stopped,

Huh,

This one seems a little unusual:

"I don't know why I see so many ghosts in this villa, so many unbelievable things, as if my home has become like *Night at the Museum*.

Just as I repeatedly ran away with my head in my hands, just as I repeatedly screamed in terror but no one paid any attention, just as I was about to collapse mentally.

The shadow behind me,

Suddenly slowly stood up,

In his hand,

He was holding a pen,

A fountain pen,

He seemed to be writing something, and he also seemed to be smiling at me…………"

"Emmm… the pen finally came."

Bai Yingying finally stopped tearing the book and began to read seriously.

It's a pity that this is a physical book,

If it were an electronic document version,

Yingying could directly Kang Qiu plus Ai Fu (Ctrl+F),

And directly search for "pen" to get a clear picture.

Now Yingying's hands are sore from tearing!

………………

Zhou boss smoked a cigarette,

Smiling as he watched the clouds rise and fall,

With an otherworldly demeanor.

Just like the song by Richie Jen, "One wave has not yet subsided, and another wave comes crashing in..."

Wave after wave, Zhou boss was already numb.

After the previous ghost brother committed suicide in some inexplicable way,

Zhou Ze flicked his cigarette ash,

And saw his shadow on the ground slowly rising up as the lights turned on, transforming from a flat image into a three-dimensional one.

Brother!

How are you going to kill yourself this time!

Zhou Ze thought in his heart.

Then,

Zhou Ze saw,

The thing that this shadow was holding in its hand,

A… fountain pen!

Pen?

Bi?

B?

In an instant,

Zhou Ze seemed to understand something!

Damn it,

This is the key to breaking the situation!

Zhou Ze immediately reached out to grab the pen.

He has the Yin-Yang Record,

And corresponding to the Yin-Yang Record,

Is the Judge's Pen!

Could it be,

This is the Judge's Pen that was lost in the mortal realm?

Yes,

Zhou Ze recalled the scene when he first faced the Yin-Yang Record,

Only the Judge's Pen could possess similar abilities, and be even more authentic!

However,

This shadow did not obediently commit suicide,

When Zhou Ze pounced on it,

It began to actively run away.

While running, it made a shrill voice, a man pinching his throat to sound like a woman:

"Hehehe, come and catch me, hehehe, come and catch me, catch me, catch me…………"

This voice was very disgusting,

With a hint of teasing,

What Zhou Ze couldn't stand even more was that,

The shadow's original voice,

Was Zhou Ze's voice!

Damn it,

Really,

So embarrassing!

The shadow ran to the second floor, and Zhou Ze followed it to the second floor;

The shadow ran to the first floor, and Zhou Ze followed it to the first floor.

The villa wasn't very big,

But it was definitely not small either,

Zhou boss started playing a cat-and-mouse game with this shadow in the villa.

In the end,

The shadow directly turned into the bedroom,

Zhou boss kicked open the bedroom door,

And found his shadow lying on the bed, beckoning to him,

"Come on, Daddy, come and play, Daddy…………"

Still his own voice,

This voice stimulated the blood vessels in Zhou Ze's eyes to clearly show.

However,

Just as Zhou Ze couldn't help but pounce on it,

Suddenly, there was a burst of dizziness, and Zhou Ze felt his whole body turning back and forth, like an ant trapped in a glass bottle, and the glass bottle was constantly shaking.

The shadow was the same, constantly going up and down, left and right, back and forth.

It was as if the two of them were sitting on a bus, and the bus fell off a cliff.

………………

"Where's the pen, are you playing around! You've been chasing a shadow for so long, are you sick!"

Yingying was angry,

Heavens,

How was this kind of book published?

It is very difficult to publish any book that is stained with supernatural themes, as it easily involves the forbidden zone of promoting feudal superstition, or some jealous people deliberately use this topic to mess with you.

Therefore, even in the bookstore, the horror novels that can be published and placed on the shelves are only a minority.

But this book, *Nightmare at the Tip of the Pen*,

Since you got published,

Just be happy about it,

But you're actually so watered down!

"Tear! Tear! Tear!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yingying began to tear quickly,

This time she was ruthless,

Tearing directly to the last page,

Because Yingying understood the author's routine, the front is all foreshadowing, all nonsense, she only needs to look at the end, to see where the pen went or where it was put!

In this way,

Yingying suddenly understood,

So a book that is so thick,

Only needs to read the first and last pages,

And then it's finished.

………………

The plot sped up,

Speeding up to the point of being insane,

Zhou Ze found himself in the living room one moment, the bedroom the next, and then the bathroom, in short, rotating between various places, without a moment's rest.

Until the very end,

Like a director calling "Cut!"

Zhou Ze stopped,

The shadow also stopped,

He and it were standing on the balcony together, the shadow was constantly being forced and crushed by him, and finally reached a dead end, here we omit the "hundred thousand words" summary,

Because even Zhou Ze didn't have time to see clearly what exactly happened during this fast-forward process, but in short, a lot of things must have happened.

After stopping,

Zhou Ze was not in a hurry to grab the pen,

The shadow was not in a hurry to dodge,

Zhou Ze squatted down and started retching, damn, it was dizzying.

The shadow was also swaying, obviously, it was also very uncomfortable.

After resting for a moment,

Zhou Ze reached out to grab the pen,

The shadow let go, and the pen fell into Zhou Ze's hand.

"Got it!"

Zhou Ze was overjoyed.

But the shadow smiled,

Smiling very happily,

Like a girl whose little scheme succeeded, gently pounding your chest,

Complaining that you don't pay attention to her, that you don't play with her,

That you used to call her 'Little Sweetie' and now you call her 'Old Hag'...

"Okay, I got the pen."

Zhou Ze muttered to himself.

This way,

He should be able to get out, right.

Looking at the shadow squatting there and laughing to the point of gasping for air,

Zhou Ze frowned slightly and said:

"How to get out?"

Yes,

How to leave this place.

"I've given you the pen, it's up to you."

"What?"

…………

Bai Yingying finished reading the last page.

"I asked the shadow, since I have the pen, how should I leave this place? I still have my beloved ones waiting for me outside, I can't be trapped here forever.

I want to go out,

I need to go out,

I must go out!

But the shadow just smiled at me, and said that the pen had already been given to me,

And then………………"

This ellipsis is not really omitting anything,

But rather is the last sentence of the last paragraph of the last chapter of the book,

Which is "And then…………"

Bai Yingying widened her eyes,

Looking at the last sentence,

Her hand holding the book trembled slightly,

And then,

She turned over the back of the book,

And carefully searched for it,

Finally discovering a detail that she hadn't noticed before:

"*Nightmare at the Tip of the Pen*... Part One."

This "Part One" was very small, almost imperceptible, unless you specifically looked for it, you wouldn't notice it at all.

"W嘤嘤嘤,

What to do,

This book,

Only has Part One,

There is no Part Two…………"

………………

The shadow looked at Zhou Ze, continued to smile, and pointed at Zhou Ze with its finger:

"Come, come, come,

The pen is yours,

You write it…………"