chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 240 Taking a Little Brother!
Especially doing the kind of good that can be held up as a propaganda poster; that’s even more tiring.
It means you have to maintain your absolute cleanliness and noble character from beginning to end, otherwise those all-knowing trolls will definitely search for all your black history to death.
Conversely,
Being a villain is much more comfortable.
Boss Zhou feels very relaxed now, squeezing his new colleagues, peeling them layer by layer, it's simply too pleasant.
"Bullying people too much!"
Liu Chuyu opened his hand, and a fleshy bud grew out of his palm, like a bean sprout sprouting. Immediately, a faint fragrance began to fill the air.
Zhou Ze subconsciously held his breath and continued to stare at the person in front of him, or rather, at the plant growing on the palm of his hand.
Every ghost messenger has his own unique skills, such as his own fingernails and the little loli's ventriloquism.
And this guy in front of him obviously planted something in his own body. This explains why Liu Chuyu was so patient before. People are easily affected by subjective emotions, but plants can more calmly perceive things that are beneficial and avoid harm.
Perhaps, it was because of the plant in his body that Liu Chuyu had repeatedly endured before.
"Bullying the weak with the strong? Then I'll see if you're worthy!"
The bean sprouts in Liu Chuyu's palm grew rapidly. At the same time, vines and weeds began to grow in all the cracks around and inside the bookstore.
In a hurry,
Lush,
A genuine "green environmental protection bookstore."
Vines rose from the ground and swept directly towards Zhou Ze's area.
Bai Yingying stepped forward proactively, grabbed a few vines with both hands, and tore them down, directly twisting them off, but the broken vines quickly regenerated, constantly encircling and binding Bai Yingying like dog-skin plasters. Bai Yingying really couldn't break free for a while.
The old Taoist had already been wrapped into a green dumpling by the vines, and even the little monkey was wrapped into a small ball and rolled around on the ground.
The Deadpool sitting in the corner was also wrapped up, but he just tilted his head from side to side in confusion. He seemed to be wondering whether these plants should be considered the bookstore's greenery or a sign of messiness?
Before he figures out these questions, or before Zhou Ze takes the initiative to issue an order, Deadpool will probably continue to struggle like this.
He was a particularly troublesome priest before his death. It can be said that he was too clever for his own good, and in the end, he became like this natural fool. It has to be said that it is a very interesting irony.
This is not an attack-type spell, it may just be used for delay and defense, or Liu Chuyu hasn't been able to nurture this plant well, so the effect is not very obvious.
But at least for now, it does have the effect of hindering the opponent, which also shows that Liu Chuyu doesn't plan to fight head-on, he plans to find an opportunity to escape from here.
Escape back to Da Diao Prefecture,
At that time, there will be several ghost messengers in Changzhou. If Zhou Ze still wants to run to Changzhou to catch younger brothers, it will definitely arouse the public anger of the ghost messengers in the entire southern Jiangsu region.
Zhou Ze spat out a smoke ring,
Liu Chuyu hasn't left yet,
He can't leave,
Because his vines have already entangled everyone else in the bookstore, but Zhou Ze is the only one missing.
Zhou Ze is still sitting there, leisurely, but those vines dare not approach him.
Fear,
Awe,
Scared,
These emotions were clearly transmitted to Liu Chuyu's mind through the medium of the vines.
"Hehe, I told you, we have fate."
Zhou Ze smiled,
In the underground of that research institute, he swallowed the fruit in the old tree root's body. Who is the old tree root? It's almost a great demon.
How dare Liu Chuyu, this thing that just sprouted, run wild on himself?
This is just like how Bai Yingying was very afraid of the zombie aura emanating from him at the beginning,
People can shout "Why should princes and generals be born noble?" to rebel in many cases, but for monsters and other types of creatures, the hierarchical oppression of bloodlines is really too great and terrifying.
Zhou Ze dropped his cigarette butt, stepped on it with the sole of his shoe, then stood up and patted his hands lightly.
"When I was a kid, I watched *Pokémon*. To subdue wild Pokémon, you have to beat them up until they're on the verge of death before you can subdue them.
Generally, the same is true for recruiting younger brothers on TV. You have to beat them up first, so that the younger brother will be obedient in the future."
"Eeeerrrr......."
Even Bai Yingying, who was very troubled by the entanglement of the green vines,
Was still able to take the time to cooperate with her boss,
Indicating that she was also subdued by the boss.
Zhou Ze tilted his head slightly and looked at Liu Chuyu,
"Let's have a fight. Actually, being my younger brother is not bad. For example, Lin Ke, that old ghost messenger from Tongcheng.
She always says,
That serving me as a constable and being my younger brother,
Is the most correct decision she has ever made in her life.
There is another ghost messenger in Tongcheng, who is my sister-in-law. Look, I have a really good relationship with my younger brothers. Everyone gets along very well with me."
Zhou Ze almost believed what he said himself, and felt that he was really a good boss.
Liu Chuyu's face changed for a while, and the next moment, he decisively took back the stem in his hand, turned around and didn't even walk through the door, and was ready to break through the glass to leave.
When Zhou Ze saw that he was about to crash into the door,
He didn't dare to delay,
Last night he stole the "Dragon Claw Hand",
Almost caused the one in his body to wake up. Although it was suppressed, it also shattered all the glass windows and various screens in the bookstore.
He woke up in the afternoon, and everyone had no complaints.
The old Taoist used public funds to ask someone to replace the glass, and then bought a more expensive and better TV to replace it, and Bai Yingying happily replaced it with a more expensive gaming monitor.
Anyway, it's all going through public funds, so everyone has no objections, just consider it improving the quality of life in advance.
But it cost Boss Zhou's money,
Boss Zhou felt the pain,
The glass was just replaced during the day,
And you're going to crash into it again?
Have you watched too many TV series and movies? You don't like to go through the door and prefer to crash into the glass?
Zhou Ze waved his hand,
Five long fingernails immediately grew out,
A gust of Yin wind immediately rippled out,
The terrifying suction force directly stuck to Liu Chuyu's body. Liu Chuyu had just jumped up, and hadn't touched the glass yet, when his whole body flew back and slammed heavily on the ground.
Zhou Ze stepped forward quickly, Liu Chuyu supported himself with both hands, and vines grew out of him, trying to stop Zhou Ze.
But Zhou Ze's long fingernails were too sharp, and instantly tore them completely into pieces, then he bent over, squatted down, and two fingernails were directly stuck on both sides of Liu Chuyu's neck.
At this time,
Zhou Ze only needs to pinch lightly,
And Liu Chuyu will be served with a "dog-head guillotine."
Zhou Ze stopped,
Looking at Liu Chuyu.
Liu Chuyu felt that today's experience was really too bizarre.
He came to catch ghosts, to rush to achieve results,
As a result, he didn't catch any ghosts, and also provoked a Northeast immortal,
The Northeast immortal was very reasonable and spoke very nicely.
But the final ending is that after he was peeled layer by layer, he had to sell himself to him?
New ghost messenger Liu Chuyu's heart can be said to be full of shadows. He still knows a few other ghost messengers in Changzhou. Everyone is not very familiar with each other, but they can be regarded as nodding acquaintances, and they are still polite to each other.
Why, once he came to Tongcheng,
Did he feel that the colleagues here were like bandits?
A drop of soul blood floated from Liu Chuyu's forehead, carrying a strong resentment and unwillingness,
This was really forced into prostitution by Zhou Ze.
After collecting the other party's soul blood, Zhou Ze didn't delay, and directly integrated it into his ghost messenger certificate. The contract was successful, perfect.
After putting away his fingernails,
Liu Chuyu slowly got up, glanced at Zhou Ze's performance points on the ghost messenger certificate, and his face, which was already pale, turned ashen.
"What's wrong?"
Zhou Ze asked.
"Your performance points...are even less than mine..."
"..........." Zhou Ze.
Being despised and surpassed by his subordinates in terms of performance, as a leader, it is inevitable that he will lose face.
In fact, it is also because of Boss Zhou's salted fish style, plus a coma every now and then for half a month or a month, which led to not much time for him to be seriously working on performance, and Zhou Ze also had a period of internship ghost messenger time before, which can be regarded as being delayed.
"As a leader, you don't need to know how to do specific things, you only need to know what to do, do you understand?"
Zhou Ze reached out and patted Liu Chuyu's face,
So smooth,
So tender,
Damn it,
How much hyaluronic acid did he inject!
Liu Chuyu didn't want to argue anymore. After he got up, he knelt down on one knee to Zhou Ze again,
"Greetings, Constable!"
"Yes, yes, get up, get up, the ground is cold, don't freeze your body."
"..........." Liu Chuyu.
"Okay, this has nothing to do with you, you go back to Changzhou, I'll call you if anything happens in the future, anyway, Changzhou is very close to here."
"Uh...okay."
Liu Chuyu got up,
Then said: "My mirror........"
"The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, right?"
"Ah...yes."
"It's not too much to give the leader some gifts to show your respect during the holidays, right?"
"Uh...not too much...but..."
"Then why aren't you leaving?"
"Oh, okay, I'm leaving."
Liu Chuyu walked out of the bookstore in a daze, he felt like he had a dream.
"Boss, this mirror is very fun."
Bai Yingying said while holding the mirror,
In the mirror, she smiled like a flower, wearing ancient headwear, delicate and charming.
Saying that,
Bai Yingying also pointed the mirror at Zhou Ze, "Boss, you can take a picture, it seems to be able to show the previous life."
When the mirror was pointed at Zhou Ze's face,
Only a "crack" was heard,
Cracks appeared on the mirror surface, and then it shattered directly.
"Hiss..."
Bai Yingying retracted her hand,
Looking at the pool of debris on the ground, she was a little at a loss.
Zhou Ze, who had just received a gift from his subordinate in a shady way, was also stunned,
Shook his head,
Sighed:
"Alas, spendthrift."