chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 463 Clubbing!
This is perhaps life,
Many people always feel that they are special,
But in reality, everyone is just experiencing what everyone else will experience together,
For example,
Cremation.
Except for a small number of people,
Most people will reach this point after death.
It's just that,
Zhou Ze isn't here for the second time,
But the third.
As the saying goes,
One effort, then decline, and finally exhaustion, Zhou Ze is now a bit resigned.
Burn,
Burn,
Burn me to ashes and I'll float around and find the next body,
If I can't find it,
So be it.
The first two corpses have already been sent in,
Zhou Ze has already smelled the gasoline and felt the scorching heat.
Brother,
Your wife and your younger brother,
Have both turned to ashes,
You've made a profit, brother.
I just borrowed your body for a while,
And directly avenged you.
Zhou Ze still had the leisure to think about these things. Soon, it was his turn. The stretcher was connected and about to be sent in.
Such a familiar feeling.
It's just that,
When it was his turn,
The lights in the funeral home,
Suddenly went out together,
Even the man-eating crematorium stopped working.
The funeral home,
Had a power outage.
"Call the power company and ask, quickly. If it's our own problem, start repairing it first, quickly.
Also, move this corpse to the freezer first, there's still cold air there even if there's a power outage."
Boss Zhou didn't feel any luck, nor was he happy at all,
Because the power would come back soon,
Which meant that he would have to come here for the fourth time,
And prepare mentally for being burned for the fourth time.
Either way, I'm going to be burned,
Can't you just give me a quick death?
It's like in a horror movie, the scariest part isn't when the ghost or the killer jumps out and fights the protagonist,
But when the ghost or the killer hasn't come out, and the protagonist is slowly searching room by room.
Waiting to be burned,
Is also a torment.
Fortunately,
After being pushed into the freezer,
Boss Zhou felt a comfortable sensation,
The eerie cold air relaxed his soul,
As if it had been nourished.
Phew,
So comfortable.
…………
The funeral home's power didn't seem to be restored for a long time. Zhou Ze didn't know the specific reason.
He only remembered that he seemed to be in a daze for a long time,
Not sleeping,
But like wandering on a sunny beach,
The taste of this,
Is hard to explain to outsiders.
In the past, when Zhou Ze had nothing to do, he would pass by the hospital and deliberately run to the morgue to "remember the bitterness and think about the sweetness",
Entering the morgue and the corpse cabinet,
For Zhou Ze,
It was like going home,
It's just a pity that the roommates here can't talk.
Perhaps, the only regret is that this body seems to have a lot of problems because of the car accident, and many bones in the body are broken. When Boss Zhou tried to drive him, he could move, but it was extremely difficult.
Zhou Ze remembered that the woman who came from the Naihe Bridge last time, after entering a corpse, seemed to infuse new functions into her body by swallowing dead souls.
But this should be the intellectual property protection of the Naihe Bridge,
Boss Zhou doesn't know how.
"Da da da…………"
There was a sound from outside.
Zhou Ze shook his head slightly,
Here it comes, am I going to be burned?
Zhou Ze was hesitating whether to shake his head and arms before being burned to scare the other party?
Or just burn it, simply find the next body.
However, Zhou Ze soon realized that something was wrong,
First, he hadn't heard the lights turning on, and the freezer's machine hadn't restarted. Didn't the power not come back yet?
Second, the person who came in was opening the small doors one by one,
Was he planning to take out all the corpses in the funeral home and make a northeastern stew?
Zhou Ze was also pushed out,
Boss Zhou didn't move,
His left leg was broken, and he had many fractures in his chest. He now envied Cuihua for directly playing with gale after attaching herself last time, which was so domineering.
He can't do that now, and he estimates that he can only control this body to stand straight without falling.
It seems like there's more than one person,
The corpses were moved out one by one and placed against the wall,
Zhou Ze was also moved over.
Zhou Ze secretly opened his eyes and took a look,
And found that on his side of the wall, there were many "roommates" leaning against it,
It seems that the audience in the live broadcast is called "water friends,"
Zhou Ze's side should be called "fire friends."
Anyway, everyone's final destination is to be burned.
In many areas, funeral homes also have the function of ancient charity homes. Some corpses involved in cases or unknown corpses that cannot be dealt with happily are stored here.
Therefore,
The occupancy rate here is quite high.
Zhou Ze simply opened his eyes wide,
Anyway, some dead people have their eyes open,
And he wouldn't be suspected.
"Da da da…"
The sound rang again,
Zhou Ze saw an elementary school boy wearing a school uniform holding the hand of a woman wearing a red dress walking to the center.
The boy looked cute and chubby.
The woman was a bit thin and not very tall.
"Mom, there's so much to eat here."
"…………" Zhou Ze.
Can't you just be quiet!
I'm already very depressed that my soul hasn't returned to my body,
But you're giving me one wave after another.
Did I run into a cannibal?
However,
Zhou Ze soon realized that he was wrong,
The other party wasn't just a fetish patient.
The boy directly tore off his mother's skirt,
This was a very naughty act,
Comparable to a bear child tearing off his mother's bra in a water park.
However,
After the skirt was torn off,
There was no revealing scene,
Or rather,
How extreme would someone's taste have to be to think that this is actually a revealing scene?
The woman's legs were crossed,
Very thin, and very dark,
The proportions were extremely uncoordinated.
It was as if two matchsticks were supporting the upper body. It looked like a patient with muscular atrophy, but not quite.
The woman put her hands on her abdomen and crossed her legs,
It was similar to Marilyn Monroe's classic photo of blowing up her white skirt.
But what she was presenting now,
Wasn't beauty,
But a bizarre and suffocating picture.
"Mom, the teacher taught us how to sing today, the song is 'I'm a Little Sailor,' can I perform it for you?"
The boy really looked like an ordinary elementary school student showing off to his parents what he had learned in school today,
But knowing that this was in the funeral home,
And in front of rows of corpses,
This innocent and clean childish voice, on the contrary, set off a chilling atmosphere.
"I am a little sailor, driving a small gunboat;
Not afraid of wind, not afraid of waves, bravely moving forward…………"
The little boy sang and saluted,
At the same time, he was also marching in place, stepping to the beat,
Performing very seriously,
And singing well.
The woman next to him also started to move with the boy's rhythm,
Her unbelievably slender legs kept spreading and closing like chopsticks,
A bit like street dance steps.
At the same time,
The woman's original slightly thin but still normal face was slowly sinking in,
Her eyeballs began to become larger,
Her eye sockets widened,
The position of her lips also began to bulge,
In short,
Her facial features became more obvious, compressing almost all the empty space on her face to the extreme.
The woman's lips kept opening and closing up and down, like a fish turned over on the shore, but the frequency and speed became very fast, and it couldn't be heard what sound she was making.
Zhou Ze, who was "squinting," watched this scene,
And sincerely thought that this child should take his mother to school tomorrow to perform for the teacher alone in the teacher's office,
His teacher should be moved to tears.
However,
Next,
Something happened that even Zhou Ze didn't expect,
A force was actually trying to approach him, attempting to take over his control of this body.
Zhou Ze instinctively refused, and this force quickly dissipated.
He didn't even have time to think about this,
It was as fast as someone suddenly grabbing you hard,
Your first reaction is definitely not to righteously say to him, "This is wrong behavior, this is harassment, I have the right…………",
But to kick this guy away.
Then,
An interesting scene appeared.
The "fire friends" around Zhou Ze,
Actually started moving together with the rhythm of the little boy.
Can you imagine the scene of a group of corpses stepping to the beat of "I'm a Little Sailor" together in the morgue of a funeral home?
Even people who have been to hell several times,
This was really the first time he had seen this spectacle.
The corpses' movements were very stiff at first,
But as they danced, they began to become proficient, as if they had all entered the state.
In the morgue,
There was really a riot of demons for a time.
"The gunboat sails fast, the cannon aims accurately;
If the enemy dares to invade,
Boom boom boom!!!"
The little boy was excited,
Especially the last few words "Boom boom boom,"
He sang them with extra force.
The boy's mother even raised her hands and made a cannon-firing motion.
The "fire friends" around Zhou Ze were the same,
They made a pose that was so chuuni (adolescent delusions of grandeur) that it couldn't be more chuuni,
"Boom boom boom!"
Perfectly coordinated!
Boss Zhou didn't cooperate,
Nor did he join,
One was because the force tried to take over his body and was rejected by him,
The second was because this was really too embarrassing,
The shame index was even higher than the old Taoist sitting on a singing electric wheelchair and driving onto South Street Pedestrian Street with a "dudu dudu" sound.
You guys play,
Just have fun,
I won't accompany you to go crazy together.
Also,
If possible,
Zhou Ze really wanted to shout,
Hey, funeral home employees,
Where have you all gone,
Why hasn't the power come back yet?
Hurry up and send this room full of lunatics to the furnace and burn them,
I can't stand it anymore,
I really can't stand it anymore.
Just as Zhou Ze was thinking about these random things,
A child's voice suddenly sounded very close to him:
"Uncle,
Is it because I'm not singing well,
Otherwise,
Why aren't you dancing with us?"