Chapter 17 Little Secret

The little loli pushed open the door and peeked inside, seeing both Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying on the bed.

Zhou Ze was lying there, fast asleep, while Bai Yingying continued to read her seemingly never-ending book, "The Maid's Self-Cultivation."

"Your Majesty,"

the little loli whispered,

"Is His Majesty asleep?"

Bai Yingying put down her book and rolled her eyes at the little loli standing in the doorway, but she still smiled and said,

"Imperial Concubine Lin,

His Majesty just fell asleep."

The little loli walked in, first glanced at Zhou Ze to make sure he was really asleep, and then approached Bai Yingying, continuing to whisper,

"Sister, can you do me a favor?"

"Look at what you're saying, sister.

We're all His Majesty's women.

Your business is my business..."

Bai Yingying couldn't hold back anymore, biting her lip, trying not to laugh.

The little loli shrugged, took Bai Yingying's hand, and said, "There's something I need your help with."

"Tell me."

"The day after tomorrow, a ghost messenger I know is coming. He seems to be in some trouble and needs me to meet him when he passes through Tongcheng."

"Hmm?"

Bai Yingying was a little puzzled. Logically speaking, these "welcoming and seeing off" matters, although her boss was too lazy to deal with them, if the little loli actively told Zhou Ze, Zhou Ze would definitely nod and agree.

Even if the boss himself was too lazy to show up, he would send someone from the bookstore to accompany the little loli.

In other words, there was no need for the little loli to secretly ask her for help.

"That person once hunted down the old Taoist priest and that woman surnamed Tang."

Bai Yingying revealed an understanding expression.

So,

this matter couldn't be known by anyone else in the bookstore.

Yingying was clear that although her boss didn't have much of a relationship with that person in Rongcheng, there was a connection between them. That woman surnamed Tang had even returned once to help after going to Shanghai.

As for the old Taoist priest, it went without saying that if he knew the ghost messenger the little loli planned to help had once hunted him down,

the old Taoist priest...

The old Taoist priest definitely wouldn't dare to go himself, but he would definitely keep urging Boss Zhou to taste the nourishing flavor of a fresh ghost messenger again.

Therefore, the little loli could only turn to Bai Yingying for help.

Xu Shixuan wasn't strong enough, and An Le, other than Zhou Ze, wouldn't listen to anyone. That left only her.

"Is it troublesome?" Bai Yingying asked.

"If it's too troublesome, we'll just ditch him," the little loli said matter-of-factly.

The implication was that she would help if she could, but if it was too troublesome, she could just sell him out.

"Mm," Bai Yingying nodded, agreeing.

The little loli was very happy, and then took off her clothes, ready to crawl into the covers to sleep, but Bai Yingying reached out and pushed her down.

"Ugh!"

The little loli pouted,

very unhappy.

"Go take a bath. Don't get on the bed without a bath. The boss doesn't like it."

"That germophobic jerk is the worst."

The little loli stomped off,

Twenty minutes later,

the little loli, who had changed into pajamas and whose hair was still a little damp, came back. She spread her hands in front of Bai Yingying and said,

"I've already washed myself clean."

As she spoke,

she finally crawled into the blanket.

However, just to be safe, the little loli still slept on Bai Yingying's side, not crowding Zhou Ze's side.

Bai Yingying continued reading her book.

The little loli turned her head, looked at the book cover, and said, "Reading this is useless."

"Hmm?"

"No matter how rich your theoretical knowledge is, it's no match for practical experience. You still need to practice more."

"Practice?"

"Men are all jerks. They can't control themselves. The premise is that you have to know how to tease them."

The little loli spoke with the air of someone who had been there, done that.

Indeed,

when it came to matters of men and women, the little loli was indeed experienced.

It was just a pity that her body was too small, and she also had to think about the original owner of this body. It was impossible for her to let herself go.

If she had entered the body of a young woman, it was estimated that the little loli would have gone wild long ago.

Bai Yingying thought for a long time before she understood what the little loli meant.

"Sob, sob, sob!

But my parts are cold."

"Are you stupid? Is your mouth cold?

Are your hands cold?

Are these,

are these,

are these all cold?"

The little loli stood up, simply not sleeping anymore. It was probably because Bai Yingying had just agreed to help her, so at this time, she didn't call her a "stupid zombie," but instead started acting as a sex education instructor.

Madam Bai had indeed once secretly harbored feelings for that scholar, but the scholar had bad morals and spread rumors after trying to get her body and failing, causing Madam Bai to be killed by her family to protect the family's reputation.

Therefore, Yingying didn't understand these things.

In ancient times, before a woman got married, the old maids from her family would bring over erotic drawings to teach her what to do and how to do it.

Just as the teaching between the mentor and disciple was in full swing,

Boss Zhou, who was originally fast asleep, sensed the shaking of the bed,

and groggily opened his eyes.

He saw sweat dripping,

saw disheveled hair,

Zhou Ze thought groggily,

This dream isn't bad.

It's much better than the dreams of day trips to hell.

He turned over,

and Zhou Ze fell asleep again.

……………

Wine meets bosom buddies; a thousand cups are too few. But when you get older, you can't drink too much.

The old Taoist priest had heard his boss say that in the past, there were many people who were hospitalized every year due to alcohol poisoning, and some even died after ineffective rescue attempts.

Because many people, after experiencing acute alcohol poisoning, are thought to just be drunk and need to rest, which often causes them to miss the rescue time. By the time it is discovered that something is wrong and they are sent to the hospital, their hearts have already stopped.

The old man was cleaning the dishes. The old Taoist priest wanted to help, but the old man said no.

"Then I'm leaving."

It wasn't early, dinner had been eaten, and it was time to say goodbye.

"The night road isn't easy to walk. Be careful," the old man reminded him.

"Haha, are you afraid of seeing ghosts?"

"Afraid, of course I'm afraid."

"What's there to be afraid of about ghosts?"

The old Taoist priest waved his hand cockily and went out.

As the saying goes, when you're full and warm, you think about that. The old Taoist priest went downstairs, and when he passed by that alley again, he saw the big sister sitting at the door again, knitting a sweater in her hands.

The old Taoist priest twisted his waist, did a self-check, thought about it, and still walked over.

An old man feels a youthful urge.

A pear tree in bloom presses down on a Chinese crabapple!

Kidney deficiency is sometimes caused by overwork.

Of course, this wasn't the most embarrassing thing.

The most embarrassing thing was that,

when the old Taoist priest was about to pay with WeChat or Alipay,

he touched his pocket,

and discovered that his phone wasn't on him.

Fortunately, this big sister was a reasonable person.

Although the old Taoist priest didn't have the ability of Liu Yong, who could get free prostitution with "the willows bank, the breeze, the waning moon,"

he could be considered a friend of middle-aged and elderly women.

The person didn't think that the old Taoist priest was trying to get away with free service.

She even thoughtfully said that he didn't need to pay.

The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment, guessing that his phone must have been left on the table upstairs when he was drinking too much with the old man, and he forgot to take it with him when he came out.

After reassuring the big sister and telling her to wait for him, the old Taoist priest immediately went "scurrying" upstairs again.

The door wasn't closed, it opened with a push.

The lights in the room were off,

pitch black.

"Hey, old brother, I left my phone here. I came to get my phone. Are you there?"

The old Taoist priest stood at the door and shouted, but no one responded.

The old Taoist priest simply went to feel for the switch himself,

but the switch wouldn't turn on the lights.

Was the light bulb broken?

The old Taoist priest groped his way to the dining table, searched for a long time, and found his phone.

Thank goodness, the phone was still here. Now he could go downstairs and pay the big sister.

The big sister wasn't easy either,

He couldn't freeload.

He turned on the phone's flashlight, shined it around, and went to another spot to turn on the light, but found that this light wasn't working either.

Had the power gone out?

But where had that old brother gone?

The door was open in the middle of the night, and he wasn't at home?

He had said that he had Alzheimer's disease,

Don't tell him he had a seizure and ran out after drinking too much with himself.

If something unexpected happened,

the old Taoist priest's conscience would really be uneasy.

The old Taoist priest first went to the kitchen to take a look, then went to the bathroom to take a look, but no one was there.

He pushed open the bedroom door,

and shined the flashlight inside.

The only mat inside was empty.

"No way, did he really run out?"

The old Taoist priest touched his head, a little worried.

He subconsciously pushed open the door to the second room.

There was only a freezer inside,

nothing else,

and no one.

He wasn't here either.

It seemed he had really gone out.

Just as the old Taoist priest was about to go out to look for someone,

he suddenly hesitated,

and looked at the freezer again.

Why did it feel like

the freezer had been moved?

He wasn't sure, but he just had that feeling.

The old Taoist priest went in, holding the phone flashlight and shining it inside.

The old Taoist priest's shadow was reflected on the wall,

very long,

very tall,

like black paint splashed on the wall.

The freezer was closed, but the old Taoist priest remembered that when he had seen it before, the freezer was placed sideways, but this time it was placed straight.

He reached out,

and opened the freezer lid.

The old Taoist priest's hand suddenly trembled,

almost screaming,

Meat,

it was all meat,

a freezer full of meat!!!

So much meat!!!

But soon,

the old Taoist priest found that it was all frozen chicken, duck, beef, and ham, all normal meat.

A false alarm.

Phew.

It seemed

that he had a psychological shadow from that big tribulation.

This old man was really something. He knew you liked to eat meat, but he didn't need to store so much meat, right?

Could it be that he was afraid of getting lost if he went out to buy things, so he simply went out once and bought a lot to store?

This reason seemed to make sense.

For that old man,

every time he went out, it was like walking around the gate of hell.

"Hmm?"

What was this?

The old Taoist priest reached out, shining the flashlight into the freezer while using his hand to move the frozen chicken and beef away.

After moving it away,

when he saw the scene below,

the old Taoist priest's pupils instantly contracted,

his body suddenly stiffened,

and his phone fell into the freezer,

For a time,

the entire room

was pitch black!

"Holy sh*t!!!"

Ten seconds later,

the old Taoist priest's screams echoed throughout the apartment building!