Chapter 1 A Person Who Can't Fight

For a long time, oh no, to be precise, for his entire past life, Zhou Ze had been someone who couldn't fight.

He hadn't learned kung fu, nor had he practiced taekwondo, and he wasn't even very clear on basic routines.

Because of this, when he first met the awakened Bai Yingying, in Xu Qinglang's words, Bai Yingying stood in the bookstore at the time, exuding an aura of dominance, like a tough man.

And Zhou Ze used his fingernails, rushing forward in a frenzy like a wife catching her husband with a mistress, scratching Bai Yingying until she exploded mentally, directly causing her to change from Bai Yingying to Bai Yingying (crying sound).

During his half-year stint as a ghost messenger, Zhou Ze had also realized some of his own problems, but he didn't bother to fix them.

There were many reasons for this, of course, the biggest reason was... laziness.

One trick was enough to conquer the world. When encountering ghosts and ordinary people, his fingernails were sufficient.

Even if he encountered a slightly stronger opponent, he could activate his *wushuang* (invincibility mode).

Although he knew very little about how his "*wushuang*" came about, based on the lazy principle of accepting things as they came, Zhou Ze used it quite happily. The only side effect was that he would be paralyzed for a long time afterward.

So, although he knew he couldn't fight, Zhou Ze wasn't afraid of fighting, and gradually began to develop the illusion that "I'm very good at fighting."

The priest took a step forward, brandishing the scalpel, his arm moving extremely fast, the blade aimed directly at Zhou Ze's brow.

Zhou Ze didn't dodge. No matter how you come at me, I'll only go one way. His right hand reached directly for the priest's face.

The result of this would be that the priest's scalpel could pierce Zhou Ze's temple, but Zhou Ze would also open five skylights on the priest's head to let some air in.

The priest didn't expect Zhou Ze to be so resolute. Even with the advantage of a surprise attack, he would still play a life-for-a-life, head-on style with himself.

Then,

The priest chickened out.

He retracted his hand and retreated. Zhou Ze didn't grab the priest's face, only grazed his chest.

"Snap!"

The black mist swept out like a whip.

The priest was knocked to the ground. Although he quickly propped himself up with his knees and rolled to his feet, he was clearly at a disadvantage in this first exchange.

Bai Yingying watched her boss being so fierce and her mouth opened wide.

Vaguely, she seemed to recall the fear she had experienced when she first met the boss in the bookstore and was subjected to his frantic thrusting...

That was truly a case of "If only life were as beautiful as when we first met."

The little loli watched from the side, chewing on her tongue as if she were chewing gum, and then suddenly chuckled.

She understood now that Zhou Ze simply didn't know how to fight.

It was pitiful. This idiot zombie next to her was still swooning over him.

If you don't go help, your boss might really die at the hands of that shitty priest, you know!

Can't you have any idea how tough your boss actually is?

The priest bounced up again, his speed very fast. This time, he didn't dare to rush directly at Zhou Ze, but chose to circle around. After all, he was also a little intimidated by Zhou Ze's "wide-open" fighting style, and he couldn't quite figure out Zhou Ze's rhythm.

Moreover, he was clear that Zhou Ze's true terror lay in his zombie state. He had fought Zhou Ze in that state before, and had broken several ribs. The injuries were severe, and Zhou Ze had just fought the Green-Clothed Goddess, that temple deity.

And so, the priest and Boss Zhou fought back and forth, and it really looked like something. You advance, I retreat; you retreat, I advance; you circle around, I circle around. How wonderful.

Zhou Ze was full of confidence, and the priest was cautious, and they really fought with the style of masters dueling. At least from the special effects and action scenes, it was more in line with the audience's aesthetics than the current so-called martial arts masters directly throwing mindless punches.

Finally, Bai Yingying woke up and rushed over again, joining the battle.

The little loli didn't dare to continue sitting on the sidelines. Although she really hoped that the priest could kill Zhou Ze directly with lightning speed so that she could gain her freedom, she didn't dare to gamble. If Zhou Ze didn't die and found out that she had been watching from the sidelines, then she would be the one to die.

Bai Yingying's fighting style was more direct than Zhou Ze's. She actively helped Zhou Ze take damage, completely and wholeheartedly protecting her master. In addition, her physical fitness was indeed good, and she didn't suffer any losses by directly facing the priest. This gave Zhou Ze more opportunities and space to attack. Also, the little loli was assisting with sneak attacks from time to time, and the priest was really suffering unspeakable hardships.

After Zhou Ze scratched several terrifying wounds on his body, the priest's eyes narrowed. Fresh blood covered his scalpel again, and then he inserted the twin blades into the cement ground, while simultaneously forming a hand seal.

In an instant, a barrier appeared. The little loli directly crashed into the barrier during a sneak attack, causing her soul to become unstable, and she could only retreat again.

This barrier had a restraining effect on all dark entities, and strictly speaking, none of the three of Zhou Ze were righteous, so they would all be restrained.

The little loli knew when to quit and resolutely didn't give herself a chance to be seriously injured.

But Bai Yingying was much more straightforward.

She directly charged at the barrier non-stop. Even though *sha qi* (evil aura) was scattered from Bai Yingying's body with each impact, making her appear very painful, she still gritted her teeth and continued to smash into it. She was planning to smash this barrier to pieces by force!

Stupid big woman.

The little loli snorted disdainfully.

At this moment, Zhou Ze also inserted his ten fingers into the ground, and black light began to appear in his eyes. Then, he began to slowly lift his hands outward!

The scalpel that the priest had stuck in the ground began to be slowly pulled out by an invisible force. Coupled with Bai Yingying's constant impact, the barrier began to become precarious.

Bean-sized beads of sweat had already appeared on the priest's forehead. The corners of his eyes also began to glance around. Obviously, in this situation, it was very difficult to win. Especially since he knew that Zhou Ze hadn't even gone all out yet and he was already so passive. If he continued to stalemate, he would only sink deeper and deeper, and might even really die here.

So, he planned to slip away, to find an opportunity to slip away.

Blood began to seep from Zhou Ze's ten fingers, as if they had been cut by sharp blades. At the same time, Zhou Ze roared at the little loli on the side:

"If he doesn't die today, you'll die in his place."

A threat,

A blatant threat!

The little loli was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Zhou Ze to say such a thing. Although she had always been Zhou Ze's subordinate, subdued by Zhou Ze, the proud her wasn't willing to really become a servant like Bai Yingying. She had always maintained her pride.

She kept reminding herself that she was different from that silly girl, Bai Yingying!

But Zhou Ze's words completely shattered her pride.

This sentence could be translated to mean that you are my dog, and if you can't catch the prey, then this dog can be cooked and eaten.

Very realistic, tearing apart all tenderness.

The little loli glared angrily at Zhou Ze. She now wished she could kill this man directly and tear him into pieces!

But she still flickered and transformed into a black light, rushing directly towards the priest.

"Rise!"

Zhou Ze forcibly pulled out his bloodied hands.

The scalpel that the priest had stuck in the ground immediately flew out.

Bai Yingying braced with both arms together in defense from an impact and managed to barely block the attack, but the little loli directly appeared behind the priest, and her entire soul took the opportunity to pierce into the priest's body.

"Aaaaaah!!!!!"

From the priest's mouth, a painful scream of a man and a little girl was emitted.

Bai Yingying delivered an elbow strike, smashing it hard into the priest's chest. The priest was knocked away like a fly, and then Bai Yingying quickly followed up, directly suppressing the priest, while her fists kept pounding on the priest's chest.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

Continuous heavy punches.

Muffled sounds echoed continuously throughout the entire residential area, but the priest's body displayed an unusual solidness. Under the continuous strikes of Bai Yingying's zombie fists, it only kept emitting the sound of fractured bones. If it were an ordinary person, they would have been beaten into mush by Bai Yingying, and it would be the kind of very chewy mush.

"Ah!"

At this moment, the little loli who had previously drilled into the priest's body flew out, her soul somewhat fragmented and much dimmer and more transparent than before.

She pointed her finger at the priest and said, "There's something wrong with his body!"

Yes,

There must be something wrong with this body.

Bai Yingying, who had been pounding him all along, deeply experienced this, as if she was eating a piece of beef full of tendons, unable to chew through it no matter how hard she tried!

"Hoo..."

The priest seemed to have made some kind of resolution. His eyes began to be replaced by crimson red, and his muscles also began to atrophy.

Bai Yingying was stunned for a moment.

Holy crap,

Why does this feel so familiar!

The priest seemed to be in great pain, and it could be seen that he was forced to do this, because he was clear that his research simply hadn't succeeded and was still in the exploratory, failed stage.

But he had no choice,

Otherwise, he would soon be beaten into elastic mush by this female zombie, and then coated with a little flour and kneaded into peeing meatballs to be sent to the hot pot to be cooked.

"Roar!"

The priest's body stiffened up. Bai Yingying slammed a punch down on his head.

"Bang!"

The priest fell down again, smashing a hole in the ground and then rebounding backward, directly crashing into Bai Yingying's body. Bai Yingying stumbled backward for many steps.

"Ugh... ugh..."

The priest slowly stood up, his body swaying slightly. Half of his face was green and half was gray, looking like Ouyang Feng after practicing the Toad Stance. In short, his whole person was filled with a sense of chaos and weirdness.

Bai Yingying prepared to rush up again, but was held back by Zhou Ze's hand.

"Rest for a while. Don't injure yourself too badly."

Upon hearing this, Bai Yingying nodded obediently, but looked at Zhou Ze with some worry, meaning, Boss, can you handle this alone?

Zhou Ze appeared very calm and collected.

He took a few more steps forward.

"Cough, cough..."

He coughed softly a few times,

Seemingly to attract the priest's attention.

The priest's eyes stared at Zhou Ze.

His expression constantly changed,

First hatred,

Then anger,

Then doubt,

And then confusion.

"What do you call me?" Zhou Ze asked.

The priest tilted his head and continued to stare at Zhou Ze, his throat making a "glug, glug" sound.

He covered his mouth, covering his mouth tightly. He seemed to be stopping something,

But that kind of desire was about to burst out and there was simply no way to stop this impulse.

Zhou Ze opened his arms,

His expression gentle,

Come,

Daddy loves you.

Finally,

The priest couldn't hold it in, and couldn't resist it any longer.

His experiment had the biggest flaw, which he didn't know, because he only stole Zhou Ze's ashes from his previous life to do experiments, but he failed to capture Zhou Ze to participate in the experiment!

Finally, the hand covering his mouth loosened,

The priest shouted excitedly:

"Otosan..." (Daddy)

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