Chapter 197 Adopted Son-in-Law?

Xi Wangmu frowned slightly, looking at the guy in front of her who looked like he needed a beating at first glance. However, she could confirm that this body was not hers, and she was no longer on Kunlun Mountain. Instead, she was in a shabby and ordinary place in the human world. Was this a soul-shifting technique? But what kind of soul-shifting technique could work on me?

Moreover, to be able to move me from Kunlun Mountain to here…

This method seems a bit too powerful.

And this body?

Xi Wangmu clenched her fist slightly, feeling that this body was not just a soul, but its cultivation was extremely ordinary compared to a deity. She suppressed the urge to slap the smirking guy in front of her and lowered her eyes, thinking about figuring out the identity of this body first. She simply said, "Since you are an adopted son-in-law, what should you call me?"

The water ghost was stunned.

Oh ho, you're getting into it, aren't you?

Interesting, interesting.

No one has dared to compete with me, the awesome water ghost.

You're the first!

So the water ghost's lips curled into a slight arc, and he elegantly bent over, saying 'affectionately', "Madam."

Xi Wangmu frowned.

This isn't what she wanted to know… Crack!

The water ghost and 'Vodka Maiden' turned their heads together.

They saw the soldier soul, who was supposed to be cultivating alone in the room, pushing the door open and walking in. The water ghost's mouth twitched.

And the soldier soul…

And the Lu Wu divided soul behind the soldier soul were both frozen.

Close the door, turn around, all in one go!

"Sorry, wrong door."

The water ghost pounced forward, his face changing drastically, "Crap!"

"Calm down, old soldier, it's just a misunderstanding!"

"Spare me!"

The water ghost lunged forward and held the soldier soul's shoulder, then noticed that the soldier soul's left hand was in front, and his right hand was holding a phone behind his back, typing expressionlessly.

[Vodka Maiden Artist Doujin Support Group]

Title – Group Owner.

"@all, Vodka Maiden has been confessed to."

The water ghost's face froze as he watched the information on the phone erupt like a diarrhea, turning into 999+ in an instant. As a certain talented young artist with a delicate art style, Vodka Maiden has a lot of fans, but, but did you all buy houses in this group?!

Damn it, don't these people have to work?!

The water ghost, who works three jobs, lay on the ground with a completely burned-out expression.

In an instant, the news spread outward at a terrifying speed via modern internet.

"Damn!"

"Damn!"

"Holy crap!"

"The doujin artist actually became a wife, and the Cao Cao who likes married women actually became the husband?!"

Then, someone suddenly posted a sentence –

"Isn't this a form of NTR?" (netorare: a Japanese term for cheating)

Silence. Then boiling over.

High in the sky, outside the Tushan tribe.

Kai Ming suddenly shivered.

One, then another.

Then he shivered several more times, hugging himself, his mouth twitching, his eyes blank, and he murmured:

"This feeling, I feel like my death star is flashing."

"And it's not just flashing once."

"It's like glow sticks under the stage, whooshing."

"My death star isn't just flashing anymore, it's at the level of disco dancing on my grave in the starry sky."

Wei Yuan asked suspiciously, "What exactly happened that makes you so nervous?"

Kai Ming opened his mouth.

He was about to answer him about Xi Wangmu, but suddenly felt that if the other side knew that Xi Wangmu was likely enraged because of what he had done, he might also get angry and go berserk. Then he would have to face the enraged Yuanshi Tianzun and the enraged Xi Wangmu.

Frustrating!

Why? Why is the water ghost such a坑货 (kēng huò - a person who likes to trick or scam others)?

And tricking people so lightly.

The water ghost represents the possibility of Kai Ming's reincarnation after losing his past memories and powers.

But, but doesn't that mean I'm like that?

No, impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

I can't be such a 坑货 (kēng huò)!

Calm down, calm down. Actually, if you think about it carefully, I might get beaten up if I appear in front of Big Sister Head (Da Jie Tou - slang for a tough, respected female leader/elder sister).

But if it's the water ghost, there won't be any problems.

Yes, what can he say?

Even in the most outrageous situation, it will only limit the matter to the water ghost and Big Sister Head (Da Jie Tou).

If something really goes wrong, I can just explain it to Big Sister Head (Da Jie Tou). It's a small matter between these two, it doesn't matter.

It can be said to be advancing is possible, retreating is defendable.

Excellent.

Kai Ming decided to temporarily hide it from the Yuanshi Tianzun in front of him until he figured out the progress of the matter. Then, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he reluctantly said, "Actually, actually, nothing happened. I'm just a little curious. I don't know why you suddenly found me so abruptly. What is it for?"

The Taoist lowered his eyes slightly, clenched his five fingers, and brought the Bi (green) colored stream of light, emitting auspicious Qi and thousands of rays of light, the Tianmen (Heavenly Gate).

He explained the previous events again.

Kai Ming nodded understandingly and said, "This is actually very simple, just common sense. Didn't Tianzun say that Nuwa (Wa Huang) tutored you before?"

"The current situation is likely because the karma you anchored to this magic weapon is not real enough or not enough."

"Or perhaps the quality is not as good."

"I have two methods to solve this problem. The first is to completely re-quench this magic weapon and erase all previous marks. This way, you can naturally use it as you wish, like an arm and a finger, without anything not being as you wish. But there is also a difficult point, it will take a long time."

"The longer the previous owner spent quenching this treasure, the longer it will take for you to re-quench it."

"The second method is to completely strengthen the karma and anchoring, especially needing a strong enough and solid anchor point."

"This way, you can completely suppress this thing."

"Among them, a powerful anchoring imprint is more important than quantity. Otherwise, as time passes, the old master calls, the magic weapon will still have two kinds of anchoring foundation and karma intersecting, which will be troublesome at that time."

Kai Ming was concerned about the situation in the museum.

After explaining, he looked at the trembling and humming [Nantianmen (Southern Heavenly Gate)] in the Taoist's palm, and was quite surprised: "But where did Tianzun get this thing? It's a bit similar to my Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate). If it weren't for the different color and aura, I would have almost thought my Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate) had other ones."

Wei Yuan coughed and said, "Strictly speaking."

"This is your Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate)."

???!

Kai Mingzai's (a term of endearment for a son) expression stiffened, and he raised his head little by little: "Huh?"

Wei Yuan said: "Didn't you forbid me from smashing them? So I had to forcibly give them a position and concept and bring them back."

Kai Ming opened his mouth, speechless for a moment, unable to find the words.

Finally, it seemed after comparing the Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate) in Zhuoshi (Turbid World) Kai Ming's hands with the Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate) in Wei Yuan's hands.

I found that I didn't have the qualifications and room to choose at all.

Suddenly, he became melancholy.

Wei Yuan glanced at Kai Ming, coughed, and shook his head and smiled: "After this matter is over, I will return the [Nantianmen (Southern Heavenly Gate)] to you, so you can rest assured that I am not the kind of person who forcibly takes things away, so you don't have to make that expression."

Kai Ming breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's right, if you could forcibly take things away, you wouldn't be so poor."

His smile slightly froze.

He noticed that Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes on him became deep.

Then the Taoist retracted his gaze and said, "However, how can this thing increase its anchor points and marks?"

He was lost in thought, [Nantianmen (Southern Heavenly Gate)], naturally should be above the Nine Heavens Gates (Jiu Chong Tianmen), so he went straight up to the Nine Heavens (Jiu Chong Yunxiao). Kai Ming wanted to slip back to the museum to see the situation, but was grabbed by the back of his collar by the Taoist's left hand, "What are you rushing back to do? I don't know much about the Jiutianmen (Nine Heavens Gate) and I'm not familiar with it. I still need your guidance."

The corner of Kai Ming's mouth twitched.

In the museum, my reincarnation is possibly digging a hole for me.

Now you still want to drag me and let me help you pry open the back door password of my magic weapon?

Damn it, do you have to be so ruthless?

But I can't say anything about it, after saying it, I might welcome the Yuanshi Tianzun Kunlun Xi Huang mixed double hit.

It's really bitter, bitter.

Wei Yuan also took a look at Longhu Mountain Tianshi Mansion, and was a little worried about the state of the old Tianshi. Then he saw in the Tianshi Mansion, lightning running around, with a bang, a thunder god's arm was directly knocked down, and directly smashed into the table, embedded in it. The one with the Longhu (dragon and tiger) vision, and a terrifying aura, even if he tried his best to restrain his body, was still more than three meters tall.

He looked at himself losing in arm wrestling with disbelief.

The palm covered with Qilin-like scales kept trembling.

Strands of purple thunder were running on his arm.

The Thunder God was injured by thunder!

A group of thunder gods raised their heads in disbelief, and saw in front, the white-haired old man's Taoist bun scattered down, falling on his shoulders, naked from the waist up, revealing a body that had been tempered thousands of times, perfect muscles, slowly getting up, and white cloud-like Qi pouring out from his mouth and nose. His pupils were occupied by thunder, domineering and terrifying.

"So little, but the gods of the Thunder Department."

"Dare to challenge the poor Taoist."

Wei Guanzhu (Wei, the curator) who was peeking through karma was dumbfounded.

Looking at the thunder gods who were knocked over in the whole room.

I went, so fierce?

Then he saw the old Tianshi holding a bottle of high-intensity spiritual wine in one hand and directly drinking from the bottle, squinting at the thunder gods, with a contemptuous look, he stretched out his finger, put up his thumb, and then turned his wrist down with a swipe, saying

"Next!"

Yuanshi Tianzun: Damn you, did you drink fake wine?!

So the dragon-headed human-bodied Leize God slowly walked out and said:

"Such aura, the power of thunder that you used in the human world when fighting Gonggong some time ago?"

The old Taoist directly finished the wine, wiped the traces of wine, thunder was running around his body, and the Jade Emperor's Edict Talisman position came down. At this moment, the human talisman heaven directly connected with the atmosphere of the divine era, vast and magnificent, and completely compensated for the old Taoist's weakest power.

Infinite blue (mana) consumption, no CD, the human race's number one thunder magic genius for thousands of years.

"It is the poor Taoist."

"The gods of the Thunder Department do not obey the Jade Emperor's Edict, so today we will have a good competition!"

Wei Yuan retracted his gaze and probably understood what happened.

The gods of the Thunder Department returned here, and after writing down their edict names, they found that they actually had to listen to an old Taoist, so they were all dissatisfied and planned to revolt and support the Leize God, but the old Taoist smiled and closed the door, and then started to beat them up.

The strongest human race thunder magic for thousands of years, directly the Vast Heaven Golden Palace Jade Emperor's power to make up for the lack of power heritage.

Among the thirty-six thunder gods, perhaps only Leize Dragon God is above the old Taoist.

Able to steadily suppress the old Taoist.

After all, he is a strong man who cultivated a heart sword when he was young, and directly cut out his past life Yinglong Gengchen from himself, Mingxin Jianxing (to see one's nature).

Old?

What if you're old? In the Great Wilderness Mountain and Sea.

The poor Taoist is at the prime of his life at this age!

ps: Don't tell this sentence to the Lady of the Lake, Vivian.

ps2: From a certain little Taoist – Shizu (grandmaster) is worried about being kidnapped back for marriage.

The Lady of the Lake gets married, and the ancestor may have to be kidnapped and drowned in the lake.

The above is from the information obtained from the karma threads when a certain Yuanshi Tianzun was peeking.

The Taoist shook his head and finally felt relieved. Before, he was somewhat worried that the old Taoist would not be able to suppress these gods who were alone in the Great Wilderness. Seeing this, he felt relieved. And Kai Ming looked at the old Taoist over there with muscles bulging all over his body, his eyes with purple thunder light, the Great Ze Dragon God raised his head and chanted, and the thunder gold ran crisscross.

Then the arm wrestling scene.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he really didn't think this was harmonious.

Seeing that the Taoist was about to ascend to the Nine Heavens Palaces and enter the human talisman heaven, he chased after and asked:

"So who are you going to use as an anchor point?"

Kai Ming muttered to himself: "There are not many qualified, and whether it is Buzhou Mountain, or Zhurong, or Dijun, the association with the concept of Nantianmen (Southern Heavenly Gate) is not big, and even the association with your entire human race heaven talisman system is not big... They have not received too much incense, and they don’t appear much in human race heaven legends, but it is difficult to have an effect below this level."

"After all, the opposite is 'me'."

Speaking of this, Kai Ming subconsciously straightened his back.

The Taoist waved his sleeves and sent out the Nantianmen (Southern Heavenly Gate), and said with a smile: "Naturally it won't be them."

"Uncle Buzhou Mountain, Gonggong, Zhurong, are not suitable."

"And the Heavenly Emperor."

"Although the Heavenly Emperor should be related to this place, Dijun is the Heavenly Emperor of the Great Wilderness Divine Era, all stars and phenomena, and the human race heaven legends later are several generations apart, basically impossible to point to him, and that Heavenly Emperor, will also conflict with Zhang Daoyou's (Taoist friend) position..."

Kai Ming asked suspiciously, "Then who did you choose?"

Wei Yuan's mouth curled up: "Isn't it very simple?"

"The position is extremely high in the human race Taoist legends."

"The position in reality is also extremely high, one of the Taoist Four Sovereigns."

"The God of the Center."

"Houtu Huangdi Qi!"