"Oh dear, I was careless, careless."

"I didn't expect your back to be so sturdy, young man! Haven't used it in thousands of years, have you?"

"I was truly careless."

"Yes, yes, but we didn't plan to extort you."

"Hahaha, after all, it was our own doing. This experience is quite interesting!"

"Yes, yes, seeing the world from a different angle is quite refreshing."

"Ah, hahaha..."

"Ah, hahaha..."

With incessant chatter and hearty laughter, Wei Yuan's mouth twitched. He looked helplessly at the two old men before him, one tall and thin, the other short and fat like a ball. At that moment, the tall, thin one's head was strangely tilted to the left, and the short, fat one's head was strangely tilted to the right.

One was tall and one was short.

One above and one below, lined up just like that.

Four eyes, all in a vertical row.

Wei Yuan carefully chose his words, "You two, why don't you fix your necks?"

"No, no need."

"Yes, we think it's interesting to see the world from this angle."

"Hahaha, the world is full of wonderful things, and seeing the world from a different angle is a wonderful sight, young friend, what do you think?" the short, fat god replied with a hearty laugh and a dignified air. Then, he accidentally stepped on a stone, and his neck bumped into the skinny one's, causing both of them to gasp.

"Hiss!!!"

"That hurt!"

"Stay away from me!"

"Get lost! You stay away from me!"

Wei Yuan: "............"

The truth is, many things don't happen because you're looking for trouble, but because trouble finds you.

He was walking down the road, enjoying the scenery and thinking about his route, mainly trying to avoid the direct jurisdiction of Kunlun Mountain. But halfway there, two old men rushed out and slammed into his waist without a word.

The foundation of supporting the heavens and the earth, simulated by the unity of the Three Teachings.

And that's how these two ended up.

These two at least introduced themselves, only saying that they were friends of the Buzhou Mountain God, and even mentioned the relationship between the Buzhou Mountain God and Wei Yuan to gain his trust, lest they be beaten up. Wei Yuan was speechless. Why were the Buzhou Mountain God's friends just like Him?

Looking at the two ancient gods with their heads tilted, Wei Yuan pondered. He couldn't just let them keep their heads tilted like that. After thinking for a while, he suddenly paused, raised his eyes to look behind the two of them, and subconsciously said:

"Hmm? Uncle Buzhou."

"Why are you here?"

"Crap! No way! That old codger's strength is impaired now, there's no way..." Suddenly, the two Emperors subconsciously turned around and saw the sun shining brightly, the weather clear, and the scenery of Kunlun Mountain and the sea was extremely beautiful, and they were slightly stunned.

Then, the tall and thin Shu suddenly felt a hand clasp his head.

The other arm directly wrapped around his neck.

"Hmm?!"

"Bear with it, it might hurt a little at first, but it'll be comfortable soon."

"Huh?!"

*Crack!!!*

"Ahhhhh!"

Accompanied by a crisp cracking sound, the Yuan Clan Bone Setting Shop reopened. The ancient god Shu's neck was snapped back into place, and he knelt on the ground, trembling all over. Trying the Buzhou Mountain God's strength to twist your neck was simply unbelievably refreshing.

"Ah ha ha ha, you idiot! You got tricked like that!"

The short and fat Hu Emperor laughed, using a head-tilting, cute pose to say very incongruous mocking words, and then smugly said, "I'm much smarter than you, I'll never fall for this kid's trick!"

Wei Yuan asked in surprise, "Uncle Buzhou, what's wrong with you?"

Hu Emperor said triumphantly, "You think I'll fall for it?"

Wei Yuan said, "Hmm? Uncle, why are you holding your waist? Did someone bump into you on the road again?"

Hu Emperor's eyes lit up, "Hmm? Where is it!" Before his brain could react, his body had already turned around, and then he saw the wind was sunny, a piece of auspicious, Hu Emperor's smile suddenly slowly solidified, he felt a hand clasped on the top of his head.

Large swaths of shadows fell.

A smiling voice whispered faintly:

"Very soon."

"No, kid wait..."

*Crack!!!*

……………………

A moment later, after re-experiencing supporting the heavens and the earth, the Shu and Hu Emperors, who had returned to normal, covered their necks and had to admit that although seeing the world from a different angle was quite good, it was still better in its original state.

As for that white-haired kid.

Was this really half a disciple of the Buzhou Mountain God?

Hiss... this kid and us, we're not on the same wavelength.

If Old Buzhou Mountain had always kept his mythological concept open in those years, then Gonggong would have sprained his neck and been lying on the ground with his butt facing backwards for thousands of years. Speaking of which, is this really a mountain god with a stone head, or a fox who ran out of Qingqiu Country?

"Kid, what are you doing here in Kunlun?" Emperor Shu asked.

We were originally planning to find you in the human world.

He silently added in his heart.

Then he hid the chisel he used to give the Central Emperor Hundun plastic surgery in the back.

Wei Yuan said: "Go to the outer sea, find a friend, but before that, I have to go to the Great Wilderness to find another guy..." He paused, thinking of the unpredictable Qing Shan woman Xian. In theory, he needed to first rescue Jinyun from the strange and unpredictable outer sea.

Then he had to go deep into the outer sea to find Fuxi.

Or rather, the focus of the laws of all things, a place outside the river of time.

That would require the help of Zhujiu Yin's other half, who also had the combat power of the Ten Greats.

This matter needed to be done after finding the Jinyun Clan and sending him back to the human world to receive modern extraordinary technology treatment. Of course, Wei Yuan planned to visit Zhujiu Yin's other half in the land of Zhongshan Chishui in the Great Wilderness along the way.

Of course, if she was also willing to go to the outer sea to save Jinyun Clan, Wei Yuan felt that he could be in a completely paddling and fishing state, probably, of course, this would also mean enduring the trouble of traveling with the Qing Shan woman Xian all the way.

In short, there were good and bad aspects.

"Going to the outer sea..."

Emperor Shu suddenly realized and said, "The two of us happened to come back from the outer sea. If you want to go, we can lead the way for you. After all, that place is actually quite difficult to get to. If you're not careful, you might get lost."

"In that case, I'll have to trouble you."

Wei Yuan thought for a while and nodded.

It was always better to have a companion lead the way than to go alone. These two had the aura of Uncle Buzhou on them, and it was obvious that they were friends of the Buzhou Mountain God. In addition, he planned to go to Zhongshan Chishui to find the Qingyi woman Xian first. If there was a problem, she would definitely be able to detect it.

While Wei Yuan was thinking, he was cooking. Because it was meal time, and with the 'no acquaintance without a fight' with these two, Wei Yuan decided to have a meal first to ease the relationship. He took out condiments from his sleeve universe, which made the Shu and Hu Emperors dumbfounded.

Wei Yuan regretted in his heart that the Bo Longma was taken away by Guan Yu.

Otherwise, that guy seemed to have obtained a certificate as a senior Sichuan cuisine chef, with additional certificates as an intermediate pastry chef, an intermediate dessert chef, and a beginner bartender, and had obtained first place in the freshman class of [New Oriental] through online courses.

If it were here, it would be a very good kitchen helper.

"Speaking of which, are there any strong people in the outer sea?"

While preparing the food, Wei Yuan casually asked the two ancient gods who were staring at the food. They had already heard about the Buzhou Mountain God selling his moves for a meal, and were very interested in such delicacies. Hearing this, they pondered for a long time and said, "With your strength, as long as you don't have life-and-death conflicts with others, and you're not headstrong enough to break into other people's strongholds."

"It's already very difficult to fall."

"Even if you encounter opponents stronger than you, with your strength and comprehensiveness, even if you lose, you can easily escape, at most paying a certain price. Of course, in this regard, you are about the same when dealing with opponents slightly weaker than you."

Emperor Shu replied honestly.

Emperor Hu pondered for a long time and said, "In ancient times, it was me, cough cough, I mean, in ancient times, Shu, the Emperor of the South Sea, Hu, the Emperor of the North Sea, and Hundun who were in charge of the normal areas of the outer sea, while the negative areas, the ghost realm and the Guixu. Now, there are many younger generation gods appearing."

"Among them, there are indeed many opponents, the gods of the four seas."

"Among them, Yu Xiao, the God of the East Sea, Bu Ting Hu Yu, the God of the South Sea, and Yan Zi, the God of the West Sea, are at most similar to you, only the God of the North Sea, I am afraid that he can really keep you, because your most skilled swordsmanship cannot cause damage to him."

Wei Yuan paused: "Xuanwu?"

The short and fat Hu Emperor said, "Not Xuanwu, or rather, Xuanwu is just an incarnation of the God of the North Sea. He has many legends. As far as we know, his original name is Yu Qiang, and he had a friendship with Xuanyuan. Later, I don't know how he was rumored to be Xuanyuan's grandson, but this is a fallacy."

"It is estimated that he intends to rely on this to obtain some of the luck of humanity."

"He is the God of the North Sea, and also the God of Winter, the God of Wind."

Emperor Shu sighed twice that this old codger was not honest, and then said:

"The God of the North is called Xuanming, rides Kan and controls winter, Ren Gui belongs to water, and water is prosperous in winter, its color is black, so the Winter Emperor is called the Black Emperor, Yu Qiang, styled Xuanming, stands in the North Pole, the spiritual turtle is his messenger, this spiritual turtle is his incarnation, successfully obtained one of the lucks left by the Wa Emperor."

"Just saying that the spiritual turtle incarnation is at the same level as the Four Fiends concept."

"But the body Ling Xuanming is very terrifying, the defense is at the same level as Shi Yi, Shi Yi that kid's recovery power is ridiculously terrifying, and Xuanming's defense is... how to say it..." Emperor Hu scratched his head and said, "Probably you can't completely chisel through his defense layer."

Hu stretched out a finger: "It is a completely conceptual defense layer."

"His mythological concept is [Conceptual Defense]."

"Denying all attacks, making all damage to Him invalid."

"Although the blood return is completely impossible to fight with that stone head, but no one can break his defense layer, and because he has dabbled in the luck of human legends, and is attached with the characteristics of the Winter God and the Violent Wind, its attack effect is also very strong, and its conceptual defense can also be used to attack."

"Probably equivalent to swinging a world and smashing it on your head."

"Among the gods of the four seas, only he is called the new Northern Emperor, the Black Emperor, the Winter Emperor."

Wei Yuan exhaled, Xuanming, and the Arctic Zhenwu Demon-Subduing Emperor in the Shenzhou Taoist system have overlapping places, but the Shenzhou side is just a fictional legend, and the Heavenly Court is just a talisman array, while Xuanming is real.

Or it can be said that the Arctic Zhenwu Emperor can be regarded as Xuanming's projection in the human world.

But these two are completely different individuals.

"Avoid Him."

After thinking about it, Wei Yuan made a decision.

His Chang'an sword is powerful, but it has absolutely not reached the level of [splitting concepts].

Splitting Xuanwu's tortoise shell?

This thing can probably only be done by Buzhou Mountain...

No, that's not right, the Queen Mother of the West can also do it, the Five Evils and Five Remnants of Heaven.

Cutting a tortoise shell is still possible.

As soon as he thought of this, Wei Yuan recalled the past where he chopped her into tears with a single knife, and the corner of his mouth twitched, so he had to throw this scene behind him, never mind, anyway, he was already engaged, if it really didn't work, he would cook the rice, cooked...

Forget it, you can still beat me up at most.

Our Buzhou Mountain lineage is just resistant to beatings!

Curator Wei straightened his neck.

The Shu and Hu Emperors also introduced Wei Yuan to the remaining three sea gods and their sphere of influence. Wei Yuan conceived a safe passage in his mind. The old man over there asked, "But, speaking of which, kid, why are you walking so carefully in the Kunlun sphere of influence?"

"If we hadn't been specially looking for you to give you plastic surgery... cough cough, I mean, if we hadn't been careful, we probably wouldn't have found you..."

Emperor Shu, who almost slipped up, coughed and covered it up.

Wei Yuan's movements paused, and he slowly said:

"I have to avoid Lu Wu..."

"Lu Wu?"

The two ancient gods looked strange.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward and silent for a moment.

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