Chapter 247 Surprise! Motherf*C*!

Accompanied by an angry roar of death, Wei Yuan felt a darkness before his eyes. Afterward, a trace beyond reaction speed remained on his retina. Seventeen or eighteen holes were poked directly into his body, allowing Wei Yuan to understand just how terrifying the true, original God of War from the ancient era was.

Drawing a sword at the slightest disagreement?

Wrong, it was drawing a sword without a word.

Meeting and fighting first, chatting if you survive.

Typical!

Just as Wei Yuan thought he was about to be dragged back by Nü Jiao, his thoughts floated away, as if weightless. When he opened his eyes, he saw the gray-robed, pale-eyed Zhu Jiuyin, saw Kua Fu, saw Emperor Xuanyuan, and the heartily laughing Xing Tian.

Xing Tian squatted next to him, poking and prodding, as if poking a salted fish, making him bounce with each poke.

Seeing him regain consciousness, he laughed loudly:

"Hahaha, you kid, not good enough!"

"How could you almost get killed in just one exchange?"

Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.

Zhu Jiuyin remained noncommittal: "After all, he's facing Chi You, and Chi You in this state has an explosive power that might even be more terrifying than when he was alive." He didn't mention combat strength, because combat abilities were also linked to authority, skills, and the like.

Wei Yuan sat on the ground and sighed, "Then what is this for me..."

"A last gleam of light?"

Zhu Jiuyin said calmly, "You'll go back and fight him again later."

Wei Yuan's mouth twitched: "I'm not fighting."

"Whoever wants to fight can go!"

"I'm going back to my Zhenyao Museum."

That's what he said, but his butt didn't move.

His eyes stared at the ancient six great villains squad in front of him.

Zhu Jiuyin understood, gazed at him deeply, and said casually:

"If you can obtain a wisp of Chi You's aura..."

Wei Yuan: "Then?"

Zhu Jiuyin said flatly, "It's nothing much. It would probably allow Chi You's combat memories to rely on that wisp of aura and merge with you, allowing you to borrow Chi You's power for a short time during battle. Or you could understand it this way: having Chi You's related memories and Chi You's aura..."

"Chi You can stand in for you."

"If you don't want to, then forget it."

He picked up a cup and drank tea. Wei Yuan reached out and pressed down on the teacup.

Zhu Jiuyin raised an eyebrow.

Chi You as a stand-in?

Wei Yuan said sincerely:

"Actually, it's something to consider."

Senior, please lend me your strength!

………………

Within the Qingqiu seal, Wei Yuan, who had basically been poked with seventeen or eighteen holes, climbed up.

He saw his injuries rapidly recovering.

Shi Yi possessed the Great Wilderness's Imperishable Body of Time. As long as he wasn't killed with a single slap, he could instantly recover to full health. Zhu Jiuyin also held authority over and was involved in the domain of time. Although he couldn't reset the Imperishable Body on Wei Yuan, accelerating recovery and allowing injuries that should have taken ten days or even a year to heal quickly was not impossible.

Plus, there was also the Shennong Whip's permanent HP recovery buff.

Wei Yuan quickly recovered.

This time, he established a new tactic.

Wei Yuan felt that he and Yu were different, that he had brains.

Chi You's body had just closed its eyes when it felt that familiar aura. It suddenly opened its eyes and saw Wei Yuan standing up again, full of energy. Wei Yuan said, "Look carefully, I'm not Xuanyuan, Chi You. I'm here to talk to you."

"???"

"Xing Tian?! Die!!!"

Wei Yuan: "............"

Chi You took advantage of the situation to pull out a huge battle blade and slash fiercely, killing with an earth-swallowing and heaven-devouring aura. Wei Yuan tapped his foot, prepared in advance. His body moved with the grace of flowing wind. His toes touched the ground, and his body leaned back, almost parallel to the ground, avoiding this blade.

Taking advantage of the momentum, the sword in his palm cut a wound on Chi You's waist.

The wound quickly recovered.

Chi You suddenly slashed down with his blade.

The speed was actually even greater than before. This wasn't a matter of skill, but a difference in strength and basic qualities.

This was a common rule for regular cultivators, and even ordinary gods.

But it was completely ignored on Chi You.

It was as if he didn't need to consider rest when exerting force, as if his body wouldn't be affected by recoil, and as if his attacks didn't need recovery. It was as if this was a body honed solely for killing. Wei Yuan didn't expect it, and died.

The third time.

"Wait a minute, Chi You. I'm here to negotiate. Give me a wisp of your aura."

"Now there are gods from the Great Wilderness coveting Shenzhou. I need..."

"Xuannü? Die!!!"

"Huh?!"

Wei Yuan's mouth twitched:

"I'm not Xuannü. Where are your eyes?!"

"How can your eyesight be worse than Xing Tian's?!"

Chi You, who only had battle instincts and couldn't think rationally or even speak simply, paused and muttered to himself:

"Indeed, Xuannü isn't this ugly."

Wei Yuan: "............"

Damn it, draw the sword then.

…………

"Chi You, I'm here to negotiate..."

A battle halberd crashed down.

"Chi You, I'm not..."

A chain made from a Jiaolong's spine lashed out directly, as if even space was trembling.

"Chi..."

"Die!!!"

The nth time, who knows how many times.

If it weren't for the Shennong Whip holding onto his life, Wei Yuan would have really become Wei Yuan paste.

He gasped for breath, staring intently at Chi You while frantically pouring Tu Shan's medicinal pills into his mouth like candy beans. Chi You's body, under the suppression of the formation, couldn't move freely. He also gasped for breath, staring with dazed eyes at the man who could stand up even after being beaten to a pulp.

Killing a million pigs would make one's hands tired.

Moreover, Chi You could feel that the man in front of him was growing at a rapid pace.

In that state of rapid recovery from injuries, he could even exchange blows with himself.

Chi You held a blade in his left hand and a spear in his right, stepping forward.

"Chi, Chi You..."

Wei Yuan supported his waist with one hand, panting heavily, and said, "Wai, wait a minute."

"I've prepared food for you."

The Kettle Heaven technique.

Wei Yuan reached into his sleeve, rummaging, and pulled out a strange beast, something like a horse but not a horse, like a dragon but not a dragon. It was a Bolong being fostered in his sleeve universe. The Bolong was sleeping soundly when Wei Yuan grabbed it by the neck and pulled it out. Still groggy, it heard the words "prepared food" and its expression froze.

It met Wei Yuan's eyes.

Wei Yuan: "............"

Bolong: "............"

"Sorry, I grabbed the wrong thing."

Wei Yuan put the Bolong back without changing his expression. What he took out again was prepared roasted meat.

His body leaned forward slightly, and more and more dishes of food appeared in his hand.

He retreated step by step, his tone gentle.

"Little Chi You, look, I'm not here to fight."

"I'm here to bring you food."

"These are all your favorite grilled meats. Come on, if you want to eat, take a bite..."

Seemingly because of the temptation of the food, or perhaps because he had simply been suppressed and sealed for five thousand years, even after death, his body was immortal, and his instincts would give rise to hunger and a thirst for food. Chi You slowly extended his finger, picked up the food, and then put it in his mouth.

The look on his face was as if he had been struck by lightning.

That kind of vigilance and anger due to the body's instincts quickly disappeared, replaced by a soft, gentle tranquility and endless intoxication. Wei Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, a kind smile appearing on his face as he approached step by step.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

A precious scene of a Shan Hai chef subduing a wild Chi You.

No one can resist the temptation of delicious food...

Then Wei Yuan felt a huge pulling force in his hand. The roasted meat was snatched away. He was slightly stunned.

Then Chi You, taking him by surprise, punched Wei Yuan in the face, directly smashing his face.

Wei Yuan died.

In the dream trial.

Shennong: "............"

Xing Tian: "............"

Xuanyuan: "............"

They silently looked at Chi You, who was sitting cross-legged next to them.

Xuanyuan raised an eyebrow, a hearty smile on his face: "So, Chi You, you're possessive of your food."

"Just like your two mounts."

Chi You was silent.

Without changing his expression, he lowered his head and said, "It's none of my business."

"I'm already dead."

"That's my corpse."

"It's instinct."

"Moreover, the current me is just a shadow of my past self. I'm not the real me, so this has nothing to do with me."

Soon, under the acceleration of Zhu Jiuyin's time authority, the Shennong Whip's effect was maximized.

Wei Yuan, who had been ravaged, stubbornly climbed up.

He reached out and cracked his neck, twisting it straight.

He checked it slightly.

He hadn't been beaten into a chicken-flying-egg-breaking mess by Chi You. Good.

This time, he had more delicious food in his hand. It was a cake with various cream carvings and繁花 (fánhuā, ornate) decorations, specially made by a chef who was constantly honing his culinary skills in order to personally make a cake for Jue. The sweet, greasy aroma of cream and desserts emerged.

Such sugar content was a luxury among luxuries in ancient times.

Chi You's movements stagnated slightly.

He suddenly raised his head and looked at Wei Yuan.

Wei Yuan had a gentle smile on his face, approaching slowly.

"Little You You, do you want to eat it?"

"Come on, I'll give it to you..."

Kua Fu in the dream world was thoughtful: "Is Your Majesty Yuan planning to use this method to gradually close the relationship with Lord Chi You's body, and then obtain his aura?"

It seemed that this was indeed the case, but this was also one of the ways to tame instinctive beings.

But Zhu Jiuyin didn't know why, but he always felt that something was wrong, that there was a sense of disharmony.

He subconsciously pressed his right eye.

"Strange..."

Xing Tian thought of his eyes, which were stinging from the salt, and his mouth twitched.

"Something's definitely not right..."

Chi You's body, like before, reached out to take the delicious dessert.

First, he dipped his finger and put it in his mouth, and then he was about to snatch it all. But this time he couldn't snatch it, or rather, he didn't need to snatch it. Wei Yuan stepped forward, using the Reach of the Near, the Vertical Golden Light, and his body flickered to appear next to Chi You.

With a smile on his face.

Veins popped out on his right arm.

Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly罡 (gāng) - Pushing Mountains and Filling Seas!

Kunlun divine power.

The large plate and the various creams, the soft cake, directly smashed into Chi You's face with a *pa* sound. The museum owner's gentle smile instantly turned into a grinning sneer. He stepped forward, his right foot in front, wedged behind Chi You's foot, and used the power of pushing mountains and filling seas to directly press Chi You to the ground with the cake.

Violent air-splitting sound, the power of a god carrying a mountain.

He directly smashed out large patches of condensed clouds.

Chi You's head was pressed directly into the ground.

Cracks burst out.

The entire Qingqiu seemed to tremble a few times.

In the dream illusion, the ancient five-man team watched in silent stupor.

At this moment, in reality, Chi You rose in anger, and almost simultaneously, Wei Yuan punched his right eye squarely in the face. At the same time, Wei Yuan, who had Zhu Jiuyin's Imperishable Body of Time and was driving the Shennong Whip at maximum power, twisted his face and laughed wildly as he and Chi You's body exchanged blows. While exchanging blows, he twisted his face and laughed loudly:

"Surprise!"

"MotherfuC*!!"

"Did you think I was made of clay? I was made by Nüwa!"

"Come on!"

A piece of silence.

Zhu Jiuyin drank a mouthful of tea and exhaled a breath.

That felt good.

ps: Today's first update... 3,400 words.

In addition, I may ask for half a day off to forcibly reverse my schedule and adjust my rhythm. I will use 11 o'clock as the dividing line. I will go to sleep and rest on time at 11 o'clock. If it's not available at 11 o'clock, it means I'm taking a leave of absence today, and I won't write another leave note.