Chapter 1 Qingqiu Country Forbidden Area

A tremendous sound, like muffled thunder, constantly swept across the firmament.

Or rather, the entire Qingqiu Country was engulfed in a massive sound and vibration.

Interspersed with the laughter of a strong man.

To put it bluntly, it was the kind of commotion that could give underage fox spirits nightmares.

And within the forbidden area, the first-generation God of War and the modern God of War were engaged in cordial and friendly consultations between true men. The specific content was roughly a series of activities: fist against fist, fist against face, fist against nose, and Wei Yuan using his face to heavily strike Chi You's right fist.

Wei Yuan, empowered by Zhu Jiuyin's authority over time and Nu Jiao's Shennong Whip, was practically an unkillable cockroach.

But while he was unkillable, it wasn't realistic to clash head-on with Chi You.

In the face of the awakened Lord of War, Wei Yuan was, at best, a sandbag that could fight back but couldn't be broken.

When Wei Yuan realized his offensive capabilities were lacking, he chose another path.

"I'll hit you!!!"

His fist was like a fierce tiger, his momentum like a raging tide. Wei Yuan's fist slammed heavily into Chi You's nose.

Although he was almost beaten to a pulp by Chi You in the next second.

He gritted his teeth and, with a grim smile, landed a right hook directly on Chi You's right eye socket.

The mountain-moving force made Chi You see stars.

His boxing completely disregarded defense, focusing solely on striking the face.

Even a War God's body couldn't instantly recover without using its power. Even a slight scratch, accumulated over such a long time, was considerable. Despite the blessings of the Undying Body of Time and the Shennong Whip, Wei Yuan was still beaten half to death. Chi You's overall energy remained at ninety percent, or even ninety-eight percent.

After all, he was a top-tier combatant in Chinese mythology.

Only his face was bruised and swollen.

The damage wasn't high, but the humiliation was extreme.

So, disregarding their internal injuries and looking only at their appearances, it seemed like they were evenly matched, blow for blow. In the end, the instincts of Chi You's physical body seemed to sense a kind of frustration and shame. His fists and feet left Wei Yuan's vital points and focused on his face. The two generations of War Gods laughed wildly as they used their faces to heavily strike each other's fists.

In the lucid dream, the Ancient Evil Group fell silent.

Chi You stared intently at the other version of himself in the scene.

Finally,

After Chi You's body suddenly stepped forward and sent Wei Yuan flying with a punch.

Wei Yuan finally became honest.

He lay on the ground.

Wei Yuan was unable to rise again.

He was just short of twitching his right leg a couple of times.

Chi You's body gasped for breath.

Even a being born from the resentment of a dead corpse.

At this moment, deep in his heart, a trace of relief instinctively emerged, a feeling of letting out a breath.

The fight was finally over.

He walked wearily back to his original place of sealing, as if he had gone through a long battle, exhausted, and finally punched out for the day. Then he sat down, sighed heavily, and one could even detect a sense of satisfaction in the subtle movements of this corpse, like a worker returning home to his bed after working 996 hours...

He closed his eyes.

Then he heard a familiar voice.

"Come on, is that all you've got?!"

Chi You's body: "..."

Wei Yuan supported himself on the ground and pulled himself up.

He shook his neck, and a crisp cracking sound came from his neck.

After thinking about it, he reached out and twisted his neck in the other direction to correct it.

So as not to become a crooked neck after resurrection.

After confirming that he hadn't grown crooked.

Wei Yuan reached out and beckoned to Chi You's body.

"You, you come here!"

"..."

Chi You's body raised his eyes, then closed them disdainfully.

He turned his head in the other direction.

Admittedly, Chi You's remaining instincts were fanatically fond of fighting, but having fought the same person so many times, he was instinctively almost sick of it. It was like making someone who likes playing games fight the same boss a thousand times without any drops. Anyone would be numb.

In Chi You's body's judgment, the guy in front of him was a lifeless wooden stake.

After successfully achieving 'Taotie won't even eat the food you cook'.

Wei Yuan achieved another divine era achievement: 'Even a crazed Chi You is too lazy to fight you'.

Wei Yuan could almost taste a hint of disgust in the instinctive reaction of Chi You's body.

Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.

He deeply exhaled a mouthful of turbid air.

He still took the initiative to launch an attack on Chi You.

The Ancient Evil Group hesitated.

"He should have gotten the aura by now, right?"

Shennong was a little unsure.

"He's fought so many times, he must have gotten it."

"Could it be that this little guy has a tendency to be abused? Hiss... that's not right."

"Don't the Tu Shan always like to bully people? Although those little fox spirits won't do anything too extreme, they're not easy to deal with either. I thought that this little guy grew up in Tu Shan and hung out with Yu, so his personality would become the kind that seems calm and steady, but in reality, when he gets excited, he becomes unrestrained and reveals his true nature."

"How did it turn out the other way around?"

Kua Fu didn't understand Shennong's description.

Xingtian said cheerfully: "What my boss means is. This kid is usually calm, steady, and reliable."

"He can be trusted when it involves others."

"But when it doesn't involve the safety of others, and when there aren't too many consequences."

"He tends to be emotional."

"He's more reckless when he's alone, and he easily gets worked up."

"When he gets worked up, the Tu Shan personality is revealed, which is nothing, but because of Yu's personality influence, he lacks the restraint and brains of a normal Tu Shan fox, and this personality bias is more difficult to control. In simpler terms, a reckless man easily gets worked up."

"Plus the Tu Shan disposition."

"When he gets worked up, he tends to court death."

Kua Fu was silent, silent for a long time, and then, looking at this scene, he sought a reason to convince himself, saying:

"Perhaps, Museum Head Wei is wholeheartedly seeking martial arts."

"Actively seeking trials, seeking tempering."

"Willing to do anything for battle."

"Striving for breakthroughs, unafraid of death battles, that is the righteous path for us."

Xuanyuan, without any airs, patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: "It's okay, you've tried your best."

He tried his best to find a reason...

Chi You's brow twitched slightly.

For some reason, looking at this scene, as the memory body of the Lord of Jiuli, he instinctively felt something was wrong.

He instinctively felt that he had overlooked something.

Xingtian supported his head, looked at Wei Yuan, and sighed:

"He really is a reckless man."

"Ah Yuan, when will you be as calm and steady as I am?"

Then he fell into thought:

"But why do I feel a sense of familiarity?"

In reality, Wei Yuan launched an attack.

For the 10086th time, he charged towards Chi You's body.

Then, with a wave of his sleeve, pieces of delicious food appeared, including even the Great Wilderness Wine that was originally prepared for Old Celestial Master. Then, with both hands, he formed a Daoist seal and used one of the thirty-six methods of Tiangang, the Art of Moving Stars and Switching Constellations.

He couldn't move the stars and heavenly secrets, but moving these delicacies was simple.

Making the best use of everything.

The Great Wilderness Wine thrown out using the Art of Moving Stars and Switching Constellations couldn't be locked onto by heavenly secrets at all.

The delicacies and fine wine flew in all directions.

Wei Yuan changed his footwork, avoiding Chi You's increasingly impatient attacks, and flicked his finger.

All the wine jars shattered.

The aroma of wine spread.

Chi You's body was dominated by instinct. At this moment, he had no interest in fighting Wei Yuan at all.

He also had the human instinct of hunger and a craving for food.

His attention was instantly drawn away.

Wei Yuan swayed and appeared directly in front of Chi You's Ten Demon Weapons.

His sleeves covered them, his fair fingers spread out.

The Advanced Version of the Pot Heaven Art - Sleeves of the Universe!

Hmm? Can't absorb them?

Xingtian heavily struck his palm with his fist, suddenly realizing: "I understand!"

He subconsciously touched his waist.

Disconsolately said: "That's how my old partner disappeared."

Emperor Xuanyuan's reflection laughed loudly: "Hahahaha."

"Chi You, Chi You, you're finished, hahahahaha, who told you not to lock your weapons?"

He laughed so hard that he leaned back and fell to the ground, mocking his old opponent to his heart's content.

Then he patted his waist triumphantly and said:

"My Xuanyuan Sword would never be used by anyone else."

"The Xuanyuan Sword only listens to me."

In the scene, after Wei Yuan discovered that his Sleeves of the Universe couldn't absorb them.

He directly split into several selves.

The main body commanded from the front.

Waving his hands rhythmically.

The clones, like cattle and horses exploited on a construction site, shouted slogans,

"One two one! Heave-ho!"

"One two one! Heave-ho!"

Then they lifted up the heaviest weapon.

Chi You's body had just grabbed a jar of wine when he turned his head and saw this scene, and immediately became furious.

Furious, he rushed towards Wei Yuan. Wei Yuan let his clones slip away first, then casually pulled the Shennong Whip at his waist. The divine weapon shone with a jade-green light and pulled fiercely.

Chi You's body was full of momentum, striding forward.

Its power and strength seemed to break everything, seemed to overturn the heavens and the earth, and was incomparably powerful.

He was about to chop off Wei Yuan's dog head.

The museum director in black smiled, tidied his cuffs, and then bowed slightly.

His hands gently caressed his chest.

His sleeves rose and fell.

Elegant and composed.

Then he raised his head and suddenly raised a middle finger.

His smile was wanton and exaggerated, his eyes blazing with fire.

"Bye-bye!"

"See you never, you Nuwa-damned bastard!"

The picture disappeared, leaving only Chi You's body in impotent rage.

Inside the lucid dream.

Emperor Xuanyuan, who had been laughing wildly at Chi You, had a black eye socket on his right eye, but his expression remained unchanged. He sat there obediently and dignified, his expression solemn. Emperor Xuanyuan's prestige far surpassed Chi You's, but in a one-on-one fight...

Ahem, a king is never alone.

After all, between an Emperor and a Lord of War, it was obvious that the latter was more capable of fighting.

You have the ability to hit me, but do you have the ability to let me call for reinforcements?

The atmosphere was oppressively heavy.

Zhu Jiuyin had moved away from Chi You. Even though this was just Xingtian's battle memory, combined with the remnants of Chi You's brand between heaven and earth, the Lord of War was still the Lord of War, and the God of War was still the God of War, even in a dream.

Chi You, who had always been focused on eating, spoke for the first time: "We need to train harder."

Zhu Jiuyin smiled and nodded: "One minute?"

Chi You said: "No, one hour."

Kua Fu was stunned, and then carefully said: "Is it a true perceived hour?"

"No, it's Zhu Jiuyin's hour."

"...Is it skill instruction?"

"No, it's actual combat."

Chi You stretched his body slightly, and the tattoos on his body representing the land of Jiuli seemed like terrifying ghosts and gods.

Da Yi smiled shyly.

He raised a sign.

"I want to eat sweet and sour carp."

Xingtian smiled, Shennong smiled, Zhu Jiuyin smiled.

"Hehe..."

"Hahaha..."

"Hu ha ha ha..."

The six ancient villains, with gentle smiles, raised their glasses.

Xuanyuan looked around and said loudly:

"Gentlemen."

"Let us drink to victory."

The atmosphere was peaceful and harmonious.

Only Kua Fu trembled, curled up in a corner, shivering.

So scary.

So terrifying.

So brutal.

ps: Today's first update... three thousand two hundred words.