Chapter 164 Water Monkey PTSD

The tall, handsome young man with a hint of wildness and tiger teeth frowned, looking up and down at the water ghost. The water ghost's expression was solemn, and his handsome face showed surprise, shock, then solemnity, and he slowly walked out.

"It's you..."

"Who, who's here? Stop, don't throw me out!"

Qianlai Mountain God mumbled in his sleep, yawning as he crawled up from his floor mat, relaxed and at ease. As for whether sleeping on the floor in the dead of winter would be cold? He was a big rock himself, okay? He lazily patted himself off, then saw the young man over there.

As one of the toughest mountain gods in the *Classic of Western Mountains*, Qianlai Mountain God's expression froze.

Silence.

Just like the repetition of what happened just now.

Qianlai Mountain God, who had just gotten up, slowly lay back down, paused, and slowly pulled up the blanket.

You can't see me, you can't see me…

The Lord of Liusha River, Changcheng, looked up, his eyes wide, and then *wuwawa* suddenly two big bags of tears appeared in an instant, turned around instantly, used *suo di* (earth shrinking technique), hid himself under the table, shivering, making the pots and pans on the table almost rattle.

Over there, Taiqi Mountain God had only stepped one foot into the museum, his face dignified and solemn.

His second step was directly turning around and leaving without changing his expression.

He conveniently tucked the Old Mountain Lord under his arm and flashed away.

Almost instantly, the atmosphere in the entire museum froze.

As solid combat power within the Kunlun God system.

They could tell at a glance who this guy in front of them had transformed from.

Wuzhiqi!

The Trouble-Causing Lord of Huai River!

To translate, it's roughly a polite way of saying that this guy is the king of troublemakers from the Age of Gods.

Activating the mythical concept could directly draw upon the thousand-plus kilometers of the Huai River water system to create a cudgel to strike with.

At its peak, he had tens of hundreds of thousands of fierce beasts and demon clans gathered under his command.

Untamed and rebellious, scorning Kunlun.

Occupying a water system, swallowing Yunmeng to the south, and directly entering the East Sea to the outside, thousands of miles of vast territory were under his command, golden eyes and white hair, remotely controlling tens of thousands of miles of vast water system in the Age of Gods and Seas, countless demon gods received his orders, and the demon beast groups gathered under his command, his arrogance was monstrous.

Then, he shattered the title of god.

Calling himself a Lord.

A Lord is the Supreme.

He was so unruly that he disdained the title of god.

An extra member of the Kunlun system, the only friend of the Water God Gonggong, a madman whose combat power could rub a bunch of water gods on the ground, a steel-headed person who could directly confront King Yu head-on, and who, upon discovering that even King Yu had started calling for reinforcements, was still standing there, determined to fight to the death.

Qianlai Mountain God's eyes were blank.

Who is it?!

Who?!!

Who is the traitor!

Who summoned him?!

The mountain gods and water gods of the entire Western Mountain Realm twitched at the corners of their mouths.

Only the water ghost had a solemn expression, unafraid of the aura of the Trouble-Causing Lord of Huai River, Wuzhiqi, and walked step by step in front of him, his footsteps pacing and spinning, walking to the left, while Wuzhiqi narrowed his eyes, emitting golden light from his pupils, and he thoughtfully said: "It's you..."

"Back then, when the potter took my divinity, he gave you a little bit."

The water ghost gave a thumbs up.

"Want a bottle of happy water?!"

The white-haired, golden-eyed, tiger-toothed, and impetuous young man said proudly: "This Lord only drinks alcohol!"

The water ghost was disappointed.

"Where's Wei Yuan?"

The body transformed by Wuzhiqi looked around, frowned, and the water ghost said: "This, boss seems to be planning to go out to do something, he went out early in the morning, he should be preparing." The expression on Wuzhiqi's face softened slightly.

Preparing, it seems this guy is serious.

About beating up Rama of the Sword.

He said: "I'll see what he's doing..."

Wuzhiqi casually grabbed, and the water flow changed, turning into a mirror. Lao Tzu once used the change of water flow to compare the change of heavenly secrets. As a water lord, Wuzhiqi of course understood the art of divination, the so-called 'distinguishing the shallowness and depth of the Jianghuai, and the distance of the plains and marshes'.

Meaning he understands the depths and changes of this water system.

As the only one in the Ancient Head-Butting Squad to have the divination skill point.

Plus the connection with Wei Yuan.

Wuzhiqi easily manifested Wei Yuan's appearance in the water ripples.

Seeing Wei Yuan, quietly flipping through books in the spacious and bright waiting hall, his expression peaceful and leisurely, and then looking at the geographical location, Wuzhiqi's mouth slightly raised a dangerous arc, and the beautiful service staff asked:

"Flight to North India, sir, are you alone?"

"Yes, I am alone."

Wei Yuan put down the ancient Indian mythology materials, smiled and nodded, politely and courteously.

Anyway, the monkey can directly attach from the dream.

It can also save a plane ticket.

This is a business trip at public expense. Roughly speaking, it directly makes up for the game expenses of that monkey's dispatch.

How many games can a first-class international flight ticket buy him?

Rounding it up is free!

And there's still some left over.

These days, there's no surplus grain at the potter's house. Raising monkeys also has to be economical.

Someone Wei, whose last name is Tu, was calculating in his heart.

Then he got on the plane.

The water ghost was silent.

Like a stiff brick, seeing the seemingly handsome young man's mouth rise, seeing those eyes turn golden, the originally manifested, messy white hair seemed to shake under the traction of the Qi dynamic. The young man exhaled, loosened his right hand fingers, inserted them from the front into the roots of his hair, directly brushed up the messy bangs in front of his forehead.

Revealing a fair forehead, instantly changing from lazy to sharp, with only a few strands of broken white hair exposed.

His mouth smiled, revealing sharp tiger teeth, his pupils flowing with golden light, his face full of wildness and unruliness.

Good!

Stand me up?!

Even Gonggong never stood me up!

You're dead.

Kill you after beating up Rama of the Sword.jpg.

Wuzhiqi walked out with a sneer, suddenly seeming to remember something, stopped and looked back, and said: "By the way, that guy said that this time I come here, the wine is unlimited."

"Wine, we have it, we have it!!"

The thin and delicate Vodka Maiden raised her hand.

Carrying a graphics tablet, she ran up to her attic.

Then she moved down a box of transparent liquid in transparent long-necked bottles, raised it up, and said: "We have it!"

"Huh? Why does it look like this?"

Wuzhiqi was puzzled.

Vodka Maiden was surprised: "You can tell?"

The girl said embarrassedly: "This is my own special blend, I used the spiritual materials given by Lady Tu Shan Nujiao, the effect is great, even better than the original!" As one of the special action personnel stationed in the museum from Tu Shan Tribe, the painter exchanged a lot of spiritual materials for her superb painting skills.

Then they were all brewed into good things with divinity that directly affected even gods.

Secret - Divine Era Qingqiu - Water of Life!

"I see."

Wuzhiqi nodded and directly put it away.

The girl painter's eyes were bright: "You, are you the Monkey King? How about a photo?"

"No!"

Wuzhiqi answered simply.

Then he nodded: "But a photo is okay."

The young man stretched out his hand to take the painter's phone, directly tilted it upwards at a forty-five-degree angle, used a wide-angle shot to include himself and the girl painter, in order to include that guy who was a shorty compared to him, Wuzhiqi directly leaned back, and then directly made a *yeah* gesture, nodded, the god's white hair and golden pupils, only seemed to have a few strands of scarlet divine patterns at the corners of his eyes due to the evil spirit, mysterious and wild.

He casually threw the phone to the girl painter and turned to walk out.

The Lord of Chongwu Mountain stood before the Trouble-Causing Lord of Huai River, and said slowly: "You... broke free from the seal?"

Wuzhiqi sneered: "A mere seal, what can it do to me?"

The Lord of Chongwu Mountain was silent, and also guessed something from his actions just now, and said: "...Trouble-Causing Lord, you can't use the power of the Huai River from the Age of Gods now, how much strength can you still spare?" The mountain gods seemed to be planning to do something, and Wuzhiqi stepped forward indifferently, and his energy instantly impacted.

Thunder rumbled past hundreds of miles of heaven and earth.

It was just an exchange of energy.

The two sides didn't use any power beyond that of their authorities.

The Lord of Chongwu Mountain groaned and retreated.

Wuzhiqi's movements didn't stop at all, he walked over lazily, and said: "Water system? If the water system is gone, we can just grab it again, it's just a weapon; moreover, if only those who occupy the mountains and rivers are qualified to become gods, then it means that you are not qualified to occupy them at all."

"Isn't that so?"

"Hahahaha... A bunch of good-for-nothings guarding their ancestral property and clinging to the past!"

Wuzhiqi mocked loudly and directly turned into a ray of light and left.

His momentum was majestic and his oppressive force was extremely strong.

The faces of the mountain gods were ugly, but they couldn't overcome this Trouble-Causing Lord of the Age of Gods.

The first contact between the two sides was faintly filled with an extremely strong smell of gunpowder, but Wuzhiqi's aggro was firmly attracted by another guy, so they didn't fight on the spot. After Wuzhiqi left, the mountain gods and water gods were even more indignant.

In the museum, the water ghost sighed regretfully: "What a pity, what a pity."

He said: "As soon as I saw him, I felt familiar..."

"He must be a happy water fanatic, drinking alcohol instead?"

And over there, Vodka Maiden was smug.

The water ghost rolled his eyes: "You would actually give him your wine?"

"What's wrong with that?"

Vodka Maiden said loudly: "Besides, he's got white hair, white hair!"

"And..."

She looked at her phone, a happy smile on her lips: "I have first-hand material."

"Hehe, hehehe..."

"The Monkey King has a lot of CPs, and I have the original of the Monkey King."

"I'll draw the Monkey King and Zixia Fairy today."

"Hmph, with the original in hand, let's see who can say anything?!"

She was smug, like a cat.

The water ghost looked at his two good brothers, Qianlai Mountain God and Water God Changcheng, who were both suffering from severe water monkey PTSD. After all, there were only nicknames that were wrong, not names that were wrong. In the Age of Gods, the things that this water monkey did when he left the title of 'Trouble-Causing Lord', which is still circulating in the classics, were probably even more unruly than Sun Wukong during the Journey to the West.

He turned on the TV, intending to distract his good brothers, and said loudly: "Oh dear."

"This TV series is so good!"

"This news... uh..."

"Holy crap, what kind of wild news is this?!"

The water ghost originally just wanted to find something to divert attention, but after taking a look, his eyeballs almost popped out. Changcheng raised his eyes in confusion to look over. The news on the TV was playing, "This, this little girl was trafficked by human traffickers but instead sold the human traffickers, and also found the authorities to hand over all the money from the sale and directly called the police..."

The water ghost was bewildered, looking at the girl in the picture, whose eyes were filled with tears, but still couldn't hide her beauty.

And the few bewildered human trafficker aunties in the picture.

Eating hot pot and singing songs, how did a string of handcuffs end up on their hands?

Looking closely, it seemed that the girl directly took out the entire human trafficking chain, repeatedly jumping back and forth between the human traffickers, human trafficker number one, human trafficker number two, seller, seller number two, a certain businessman, and a certain secondary base camp, and the timing was grasped as if it was just right.

Finally, she overturned the table with a backhand slap.

And directly reported it.

She even saved the transaction records, her methods were skilled.

Not only was she not held accountable for some of the legal issues that may exist in selling human traffickers because of her active confession, the fact that she was the initial victim, and her major meritorious service, but instead, she received a reward and gained a great deal of social goodwill. The power of this operation made the water ghost's head confused for a while.

"Holy crap, who is this..."

Yuanjue was surprised, and then he didn't know if it was an illusion.

The monk looked at the girl's eyes, and didn't know why, he always felt a little familiar.

As if, as if he had seen them on that Buddha statue before.

………………

The girl in white palace dress sat quietly in the reception room, chatting with a few young staff members with a smile, the atmosphere was very familiar. In this short period of time, these staff members felt as if they had known this girl for a long, long time, and were very good friends. So-called love at first sight was like this, and they felt incredibly relaxed and happy when communicating with her.

The girl's every frown, smile, and every response seemed to be able to see through what they were thinking.

And give just the right feedback.

And in another room.

"What's going on with this girl?"

"Her methods are very powerful, but it's hard to say where they come from..."

"And..."

There were also transcendent cultivators in the team specially handling this case. She hesitated, looking at the quiet, beautiful girl sitting in the monitoring, and said in disbelief: "Although she doesn't have cultivation, she has an ancient aura, it's very likely that she's not a person of this era, and this temperament doesn't seem like it can be cultivated by an ordinary daughter of a noble family."

The leader of the cultivator team responsible for this matter was Zhang Hao.

He frowned: "………Not a person of this era?"

"Okay, don't say this matter out."

But his teammate was still worried:

"Before the seniors from Longhu Mountain come down, how should we settle her? We can't just let her go."

"Not of this era, settle her?"

Zhang Hao was silent, and subconsciously thought of a place, an old street almost entirely gathered by people not of this era.

"I might know a place to settle her."

He called Longhu Mountain and explained the situation in detail.

He got the answer: "Anyway, it's not the first time."

The Old Heavenly Master's voice was tired, as if he had simply given up after generations of impact:

"There's still a heavyweight one here, it's the same whether we settle one or two."

"Settle them all in the old street first."

"That side is also safe, so don't worry about the ancient cultivators causing any trouble."

Zhang Hao glanced at the girl with gentle and bright eyes and a smile, and nodded:

"Okay."

ps: Second update today... ps: The 'wine' that the monkey likes is happy water.

Symptoms of disgust for writing gradually appear, and there should be no third update.

Regarding the Western Sun God, after the fifth century BC, the Sun God Helios began to be seriously confused with the art god Apollo. Therefore, Apollo was considered to be Helios, that is, the Sun God - cat head thumbs up.