Yan ZK
Chapter 648 The Contest, and the Crisis Zhujiu Yin Spoke Of
"I want something with meat, do you have beef fried noodles?"
"I want a rice bowl."
"Can you hurry up, chef?"
"Coming, coming, chicken soup's coming..."
Accompanied by the noise of someone watching funny videos at full volume, more people were waiting for the stall owners to cook. The most outrageous thing was that two small food stalls had formed two long queues, and people were constantly gathering.
On the one hand, it was because people are always curious.
Shenzhou often has situations where people join in on the fun.
Leading to eating melon seeds until the end and finding out there was no melon, or eating until the end, and you were the melon.
On the other hand, the taste of the food from these two stalls was too tempting.
Wei Yuan handed over a portion of fried noodles, and saw the high school student-like customer eagerly take a bite, a look of surprise and satisfaction appearing on his face, the greatest reward for a chef...
Like hell!
Wei Yuan's mouth twitched as he looked at a certain Da Huang frontline powerhouse meticulously cooking next to him.
One whose defensive power rivaled that of the Ten Heavenly Gods.
Shi Yi was cooking very seriously.
Why had the promised contest turned into this?
The customer in front leaned over and said, "Hurry up, chef."
The earwormy sound came from the video being played:
'tnnd, eat, why don't you eat!'
Wei Yuan withdrew his gaze.
"What do you want?"
The young man in his twenties looked at the video and blurted out.
"Chicken noodle soup."
……………………
Time returned to an hour earlier.
"Or, you win against me."
When Shi Yi said this sentence, and the sentence about letting you go back in Da Huang, it was obvious that Wei Yuan's secret, the secret that the Kunlun Mountain God and he were the same person, had been completely exposed. Wei Yuan's state of mind sank slightly.
How to find Shi Yi.
This in itself was difficult, Wei Yuan relied on Zhong to successfully find Shi Yi.
Because the road that was just placed in front of Zhong, only had two options, either fight once, and Shi Yi will come.
Or take the initiative to find Shi Yi.
This was relying on power to pressure people, the so-called situation is stronger than people, so you have to bow your head.
As for Zhong, Wei Yuan didn't consider this guy's thoughts at all. In other words, if they weren't in the human world now, but in a place like Da Huang, or on the East Sea, the two would be fighting to the death in the next second, without the slightest hesitation.
If you can squeeze your opponent a little more, why not?
Wei Yuan just felt that his words and deeds were too gentle.
But the greater crisis lay in Shi Yi's attitude.
If Shi Yi arrived and then they had to fight, that wouldn't be a pleasant thing.
Fighting with Shi Yi, Wei Yuan would rather go and fight with Zhong. As the strongest swordsman, Wei Yuan absolutely didn't want to experience the feeling that his sword couldn't break the opponent's defense at all, or that the opponent was at full health after the fight, which would destroy his mentality.
It might even lead to a collapse of his Dao heart.
He prided himself on being a generation of experts, but he couldn't even cut through this guy's oily skin.
It was probably like in some games, you finally grind for ten hours to kill the boss.
As a result, you find out that the other side has opened a second form, the health bar directly doubles, and you accidentally get killed, and you have to start the previous ten hours of the process again, and you can't skip the plot, and after you finish this form, there's still a third form, another ten hours, and so on.
The style of fighting with Shi Yi is easy to turn into a corporate slave going to the factory to tighten screws.
No experience at all.
How many of the ancient gods suspected their life like this.
But he never expected that Shi Yi's so-called contest would be this.
A cooking competition, based on the number of customers attracted, the one with more people wins.
Wei Yuan sighed.
As for why this situation occurred, or rather, why Shi Yi knew that he was good at cooking, naturally someone told him, and the culprit was the guy who was now attracting many young people to line up.
Like the young man eating chicken noodle soup in front, many people's eyes subconsciously looked between the two stalls—
There stood a girl about 1.6 meters tall, with a very Japanese wolf-tail short hair, almond eyes.
Wearing a baseball jacket, sneakers, always smiling at the corner of her mouth, full of energy.
And it was the kind of neutral good-looking, can be a handsome young man, can also be a valiant and energetic girl, as long as you don't meet Jue, or nine-tailed fox and the like, put in ordinary people, even in the monks, rampant.
In the Kunlun Hills, there is a bird, its shape is like a bee, as big as a mandarin duck, named Qin Yuan.
After all, the Kunlun snow python Yulong, can be selected to live in Kunlun different animals.
The appearance is absolutely not bad.
Little knowledge, Kunlun Mountain only allows this kind of bird to go up, in addition to the green bird.
Strictly speaking, the division of Qin Yuan, should be the level of divine beast.
This is also the reason why other strange animals will listen to her.
And another well-known secret - Kunlun three gods, black-clothed Lu Wu, refined Kaiming, Kunlun Protoss first beauty and rich woman Xiwangmu, all are Yan control, the degree of severity increases in turn.
Correspondingly, the brothers in Da Huang look very rough.
The Mythological Era alien beast-level hummingbird, of course, is full of energy.
When Wei Yuan asked why he was comparing this, Shi Yi replied: 'Someone said that my cooking is only similar to yours, but theoretically speaking, food is just the control of the heat, it is the matching of ingredients, can skill exceed the precision of time?'
'I am curious about this.'
Shi Yi was really curious.
Wei Yuan could see it, and Shi Yi was also caught off guard by the appearance of Qin Yuan.
That firm, axe-cut, masculine face turned into a blank, lifeless expression after Qin Yuan appeared, and Wei Yuan quickly understood why. The people who queued up at the beginning of these two stalls were brought in by Qin Yuan, and after that, they naturally attracted customers by the excitement and aroma.
The energetic girl approached Shi Yi and pointed to the two long queues:
"Shi Tou, I'm here to find you, really, look how many people are queuing?!"
The girl's almond eyes were bright, her face full of, look at the country I have built for you.
Then she gathered up and grabbed Shi Yi's arm with both hands.
This is a strategy.
To disintegrate the other party's heart with a certain amount of physical contact!
Qin Yuan's abacus was crackling in her heart. This divine beast, whose heart was dirty and determined to become a big capitalist, tried hard to look at Shi Yi with pure and lovely eyes:
"You come to cook, I come to promote, no problem!"
"Let's do the industry together, is it good to do the industry together? Let's create the largest catering shop in Shenzhou, make it bigger and stronger!"
Shi Yi stirred the dishes without changing his expression, leaning back, but his nose still smelled the fragrance of flowers and a faint sweetness, like honey wine. He backhanded and grabbed the annoying hummingbird with five fingers, pulled it away, and continued to stir-fry, looking at the customer in front: "What do you want?"
Crack, crack.
The young man crushed the instant noodles in his hand, his mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth.
"I'm full."
Shi Yi was puzzled: "Huh? Full, what did you eat?"
Dog food!
Wei Yuan complained, what a stone head, he couldn't even see this. He quickly made another plate of noodles and handed it over. Although Shi Yi didn't react to it at all, and Qin Yuan was actually for other purposes.
But to outsiders, it was like being fed a mouthful of dog food.
However, Qin Yuan, the main body should be a bird, just the shape is like a bee.
Of course, it can also collect pollen to make honey.
While he was deftly stir-frying, he looked at Shi Yi, thought about it, and still transmitted his voice:
"Why do you do these things?"
"Aren't you a god?"
Now that Zhong was not nearby, Wei Yuan could ask.
"Why not?"
Shi Yi asked back.
Wei Yuan was helpless, don't answer questions with questions.
Shi Yi meticulously cooked, and said: "Is it because you think you are a god, so you shouldn't do such things? If your instinct has such a judgment, the underlying logic is because you subconsciously feel that gods should be high above, and these jobs are more basic, right?"
"If you have such an idea, it means that the concept of class still has residue in your heart."
"You are still poisoned."
Shi Yi said solemnly: "Work should not have noble or lowly distinctions, and living beings should not have high or low distinctions because of their origin, wealth, or strength, because the distinction between noble and lowly and the distinction between high and low, as well as the concept of class, originated from the slave system and feudalism, and its roots carry the remnants of exploitation and oppression."
"And this in itself represents inequality."
"I recommend you to read from Mozi's Universal Love to "Das Kapital" and the "Communist Manifesto" together."
Wei Yuan: "…………"
After being taught technology by the water monkey, he was once again taught social values by the Da Huang Wilderness God.
Is there something wrong with this world?
Wei Yuan was powerless to complain.
Who is the modern person?!
He reacted: "So, you came to me for a competition to talk about these?"
Shi Yi did not change his expression: "I just want to see your awareness."
"In fact, even many people who are engaged in this industry themselves will feel that their industry is not as good as those who work in the office. Why does this happen? Supporting yourself and your family with your own hands can bring a sense of accomplishment, rather than feeling inferior."
"Then there must be something that has deprived this sense of accomplishment."
Shi Yi pondered: "There is an invisible pressure in people's lives, adding unnecessary tasks to people, so that a large part of people's daily labor must first satisfy these existences, and the remaining part can be used to support their families and themselves."
"This makes people feel that their lives and labor are not for themselves."
"Nor is it for the collective and the country."
The God of Years of Da Huang said: "If you work for your family and your country, great goals will bring internal motivation. There are many such examples in your history; but the current life brings confusion and helplessness."
"This means that everyone can vaguely realize that their lives neither belong to themselves nor belong to that great goal. They don't know what the meaning is, and they can't see the bright hope. They are lost on the road. Do you think this is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong."
"Should we break this, right?"
"Naturally."
Shi Yi nodded: "Very good awareness."
His speed of stir-frying was still balanced, meticulous, and his tone was understated:
"But many people don't actually feel that they are being oppressed."
Wei Yuan said: "The human race has thirty-six strategies recorded in military books, and the first strategy is to deceive the heavens and cross the sea."
"This sentence is not actually talking about low-level deception like cheating."
Wei Yuan said with emotion, whispering:
"If you are fully prepared, you will be negligent; if you see it often, you will not suspect it. Yin is within the Yang, not opposite the Yang. Taiyang, Taiyin, the meaning of this strategy is that things that are commonplace will make people lose their vigilance, and the greatest shadow is hidden in things that are public to the world, rather than the back of this bright world."
"Taiyang, Taiyin."
"Things that are publicly exposed to everyone are the most suitable for hiding secrets."
"This point is the strategy of deceiving the heavens and crossing the sea. From here, perhaps, many commonplace things themselves are unreasonable oppression, but of course this is just my own idea. I still believe that breaking all exploitation and maintaining equality is the right way."
"Very good."
Shi Yi nodded and handed over a portion of fried rice:
"Now we are comrades."
Wei Yuan: "…………"
"??!"
Wait a minute... you...
Wei Yuan recalled the previous communication.
His eyes slowly widened.
Damn!
Reverse evangelism succeeded.
………………
The firm and masculine God of Years exchanged fried noodles with Wei Yuan, ended the competition, and whispered:
"Since I am the God of Years, I naturally hope to see such a dream world appear in the future."
He said: "I originally wanted to contact the organizations in the human world, but with you, it seems that it is also possible."
Wei Yuan: "???"
Shi Yi said: "I plan to go back to Da Huang and pay back a favor by the way."
"Then take a look at Da Huang."
"I pride myself on maintaining justice and order, but now I suddenly have some doubts. Is the justice I maintain really true justice, or is it based on the justice under the rule of the Emperor, and if my justice is just to maintain the gods high above, regarding all beings as ants."
"Then, is my justice the greatest oppression?"
The God of Years, precisely because of the years, is able to maintain clarity.
Wei Yuan hesitated:
"Are you going to rebel against Dijun?"
Shi Yi pondered and said seriously:
"No, you can at most say that it is the revolutionary base area in the northwest of Da Huang."
The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.
Damn!
You joined the party for this?
Myth-era characteristics of the Da Huang model? But the human world has no experience for you to learn from.
But he also saw the joke on Shi Yi's face.
Shi Yi said: "Now that I have finished reading "Das Kapital", what new books do you recommend?"
Wei Yuan thought of Bai Ze's complaining words and subconsciously said:
"The Selected Works of Marx, Lenin and Mao, how about it?"
"I will buy them."
Shi Yi nodded and used his fingers to drop a breath with mythical concepts into Wei Yuan's lunch box.
"Then, I'll leave this to you."
He said: "Be careful of 'Zhong', he is not simple."
Wei Yuan nodded, thought of Bai Ze's judgment on Shi Yi's position, his tone paused:
"Be careful of Da Huang."
Shi Yi was stunned, noticed Wei Yuan's solemn expression, nodded, and said, "Okay."
……………………
"I didn't expect to get it like this?"
Wei Yuan held the breath of the years in his hand, still a little unbelievable.
It was too simple.
Of course, if the nature that Wei Yuan showed did not meet Shi Yi's requirements.
It's hard to say whether Shi Yi would hang Wei Yuan on a lamppost.
But at least he passed...
The danger that Zhujiu Yin said did not happen either. Could it be that this guy miscalculated?
Wei Yuan pondered.
And when he was flying through the sky, his thoughts paused slightly.
His heart suddenly ached slightly, and the immortal flower was stimulated to manifest.
Behind him.
A figure whose height reached the realm of the gods that even his perception could not detect suddenly burst out.
Suddenly, a cold light flashed, tearing straight towards Wei Yuan's heart.
ps: Today's first update... four thousand two hundred words.