After Wei Yuan returned for a few days, the old Daoist Zhang Ruosu made a phone call and went to Longhu Mountain again.

He wanted to ask Wei Yuan if the matter of bringing back something from the Shanhai Realm that they had discussed before had been settled. Wei Yuan had no choice but to rush to Longhu Mountain again, temporarily putting aside the matter of discussing with Wu Zhiqi. He went out and saw a blue shared bicycle, his face froze for a moment.

He suddenly thought of the poor little bicycle that had been abandoned in Australia.

He fell into silence.

After pondering, he was no longer averse to this trip to Longhu Mountain and readily agreed to go.

Then he thought that if he went there, it would be bad if he got scammed into cooking for another day.

Generally speaking, it's okay to cook a meal.

But Wei Yuan always felt that the old Daoist could say with a smile, "Which day's meal? Of course, every day." Wei Yuan pondered for a moment, stopped the little bicycle, and ran to the museum. He picked up the black cat, Lei, who was looking bewildered, and put it in the bicycle basket.

This was a treasure specifically for the old Daoist Zhang.

Daoist Zhang, you already have another cat, don't blame Wei for being 'heartless'.

"Meow?!"

The black cat, Lei, was furious.

Wei Yuan stuffed a handful of catnip into its mouth.

The black cat, Lei, lay down.

Wei Yuan took a deep breath, stepped on the pedal with his right foot, and used the Art of Riding the Wind.

Daoist Zhang, don't worry.

Wei is coming!

…………………

On Longhu Mountain, the old Daoist looked at Wei Yuan. The black cat, Lei, had slipped away and didn't know where it had gone. Wei Yuan had originally planned to rely on the black cat to block the old Daoist's goal of making him cook, but now it was all in vain.

The old Daoist glanced at the sky and said with a smile:

"Daoist Wei, have you eaten yet?"

If I say I haven't eaten, he will definitely say, "Why don't you just eat here?"

And then trick me into the kitchen.

Wei Yuan cautiously replied, "I've eaten."

"Eaten, that's good."

The old Daoist smiled, "It just so happens that I haven't eaten because I've been meditating for too long. If you hadn't eaten, I wouldn't have bothered you, but now that you've eaten, please help me make a few dishes."

"Oh, right, A Xuan hasn't eaten yet either."

"Make more, make more."

Wei Yuan looked at Zhang, the old Daoist, who didn't change his expression, and his mouth twitched.

Did your face grow with your age?

Daoist Zhang.

Helpless, Wei Yuan had no choice but to cook. When he turned his head, the little Daoist, A Xuan, ran in like the wind, then washed his hands, took out bowls and chopsticks, scooped rice, picked up pickles, and sat down, all in one go, as fast as the wind. Wei Yuan's mouth twitched, and he thought of a certain fire god priest who had the talent to carbonize everything.

Wei Yuan put the food on the table.

Then he took his own bowl and chopsticks.

The old Daoist smiled and said, "Daoist Wei, didn't you eat already?"

Wei Yuan didn't change his expression:

"I'm hungry."

"You're hungry so soon?"

"I'm a martial artist."

The old Daoist didn't speak anymore.

He knew the appetite of martial artists. Rice bucket wasn't an exaggeration, it was a realistic description.

The three of them each reached out their chopsticks to pick up dishes, eating heartily and fragrantly. Zhang Ruosu was about to ask Wei Yuan about the Shanhai Jing crops when suddenly, a shrill cat cry came from behind, followed by the exclamations of the Daoists. The corners of the old Daoist's eyes twitched as he looked at the museum curator who was focused on eating.

"Daoist Wei, you wouldn't..."

Along with the exclamations of several Daoists, two afterimages rushed directly into the kitchen.

They were finally separated by the Daoists with great difficulty.

One was the No. 1 Heavenly Cat of Longhu Mountain, and the other was the black cat, Lei, with four paws treading on snow.

The black cat, Lei, saw Zhang Ruosu and meowed sharply, pointing at Longhu Mountain No. 1, and said, "Who is this?! How did it get to my place?! Daoist Zhang, explain it to me!"

The black cat, Lei, looked indignant, with an expression that said, "I'm busy outside, and you actually have another cat."

It wasn't me, I didn't, listen to my sophis... no, listen to my explanation.

The corners of Zhang Ruosu's mouth twitched, and he raised his hands to show that he was harmless.

"Ahem, Lei, this matter is a long story, listen to the old Daoist's explanation."

The black cat, Lei, shook its head like a rattle: "I won't listen! I won't listen!"

The old Daoist had a headache and said, "Then, then I'll talk about it when you calm down."

The black cat, Lei, was furious:

"I said I wouldn't listen, so you really won't say it, right!"

Zhang Ruosu: "..............."

Wei Yuan and the little Daoist, A Xuan, ate their rice while staring at the increasingly strange development of the quarrel. The Heavenly Dog Longhu Mountain No. 1 weakly raised its hand and said, "Actually, I'm a tengu, not a cat." (Tengu: A type of Japanese legendary creature.)

The black cat, Lei, bristled and said, "Shut up, you're clearly a cat!"

"You look like a cat, you run like a cat, and you meow like a cat, so you're a cat!"

The Tengu opened its mouth: "I'm really a dog."

The black cat, Lei, said without hesitation: "Then you're a cat whose name is 'Dog'!"

The Tengu: "..............."

It almost didn't know whether it should be grateful that the other party regarded it as a cat, or be saddened by the black cat's reaction. In the end, even Wei Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, and helplessly raised his hand and said, "This is really a dog, a tengu, and like your ancestors, they are all recorded in the Shanhai Jing."

Zhang Ruosu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You see, I didn't raise another cat."

The black cat, Lei, widened its round eyes and looked at Zhang Ruosu in disbelief.

A trace of pity actually appeared in those eyes.

"You can't find a cat anymore."

"You can't find a dog to be a cat either..."

"Pfft... hahaha... I'm sorry, Daoist Zhang, I, I'm not laughing."

"I'm really... hahaha, not laughing."

Wei Yuan almost laughed so hard that he sprayed rice all over the little Daoist's face. The old Daoist looked helpless, but at least he managed to appease the black cat that had been raised on Longhu Mountain for hundreds of years. After a moment, the old man rubbed the black cat, Lei's head and looked at Wei Yuan, saying:

"So Zhu Jiuyin helped you complete the divine ability, but the consumption is too great, and it can't be used easily, so you can only wait until the Daoist and Buddhist debate in a few days to find a way to take out these spiritual materials."

"However, Daoist Wei, are you ready for the battle between Daoism and Buddhism?"

"Not only will people from Buddhism and Daoism be there, but also the news and the live broadcasts of those young people in modern times will pay attention to this matter. You must not make any mistakes."

Wei Yuan nodded.

The old man stroked his beard and said, "In addition, be careful of people from foreign forces."

"So you must not do anything like teaching the Dharma on the spot."

Wei Yuan nodded and said, "I know this."

"But, other forces..."

The old man nodded, raised his eyes and looked to the west, and said, "It's inevitable, but I gave a warning before, they should know what it means."

A warning?

Wei Yuan thought of the ultimate lightning technique he had seen that day and fell into silence.

……………………

"Should we pay attention to the struggle between the two major sects of Shenzhou?"

"We definitely need to pay attention, but it's hard to say what to do."

"Who should we send?"

"Heh... even the classical stone carvings in the Tower of London sensed the lightning technique that day. If it really came down, could you stop it?!"

In the Tower of London, many gentlemen in black suits clashed with each other.

In the holy land of the entire Crusader Church, the kingdom solely controlled by the Church, a group of cardinals were discussing an important issue. Among them were some elites from all over the world. The reason they gathered here was because the aura of the Garden of Eden was discovered in Australia some time ago.

Everyone gathered here, surrounding the Pope, who was about to use divine magic to trace back what had happened. These priests and pastors were here to assist him. Among these devoutly praying priests, there was a young man with black hair and brown eyes. He was also a member of this church.

Of course, that was in name only.

His true identity was actually a member of the Shenzhou Crusader Church.

Although generally speaking, the Pope was the big brother of all Crusader Churches, and the sects in other places had to listen, the Shenzhou side completely ignored you. It was probably like, our people have the freedom to believe in this doctrine, but we're just playing around here ourselves. What Pope?

If it's not stamped by the Shenzhou government, is that called a Pope?!

Fake!

However, he sneaked in to investigate the secret inheritance here, and he didn't expect to encounter this period. He was silently praying while reciting the stone tablet scriptures of the Nestorianism during the Tang Dynasty, instead of that great Lord.

Just as he was silently reciting 'Judge the Cross to stabilize the four directions, blow the original wind to generate the two energies. The dark sky changes and the heaven and earth open, the sun and moon move and the day and night are made,' he suddenly faintly noticed something was wrong. The Pope, who had used great divine magic, suddenly turned pale, screamed, and opened his eyes.

The angel attached to him directly disintegrated, and feathers flew everywhere.

And the picture of the divine magic also appeared in the void.

Everyone subconsciously looked up.

They saw the continent of Mu in the seabed, which was the legendary Garden of Eden.

The bishops all exclaimed in surprise.

Then they saw the waves surging, saw a young man, and saw a white giant ape appearing behind the young man. Its eyes burst out with golden light, directly sweeping across the front, and then it raised its hand and smashed the divine defense of the Garden of Eden into a mess with a single strike.

Everyone's faces froze, and then there was a sound of anger, anger in their hearts, and heartache for this scene. Afterwards, accompanied by the Pope's fainting, everyone fell into a state of chaos. They all had a sense of estrangement from the picture of the Garden of Eden, which was a very distant thing after all.

Only the priest with black hair and brown eyes widened his eyes, and his brain crashed instantly.

Wait a minute?!

What the hell?!

A monkey with golden eyes smashed the Garden of Eden with a stick?!

What the fuck.

No, this is the wrong channel...

For a moment, a bunch of confused feelings flashed through the young man's mind, like a Northeastern man singing Jesus in a *er ren zhuan* style, saying here, there's a girl, Mary, who had a good baby before she was married, and there, this son is amazing, a heavenly god descended with great skills, buzzing in his head.

On this day, after the Pope was awakened, the old Pope asked him, "After your body recovers, will you still go to Shenzhou to see that great event?"

The man with short blond hair and sideburns shook his head, his face pale, and whispered:

"No, I need to recuperate."

The Pope's blue eyes looked at him and said, "Are you afraid?"

"Why?"

The Pope, who practiced asceticism, closed his eyes in pain and said, "Please send someone else."

"The existence that broke the seal of the Garden of Eden is in Shenzhou, I just went to peek at him."

His face turned pale and said, "That is a vicious and extremely terrifying demon!"

The Pope comforted him and said, "Why do you say that?"

The Pope's face was pale and said, "He recognized me."

"And then said something like this..."

His voice paused, full of fear:

"Viking pirate? I'm going to use your skull as a bowl!!!"

ps: Today's second update... three thousand five hundred words.

"I'm going to use your skull as a bowl" is a famous meme from *Mount & Blade*.

And that paragraph is the inscription on the *Stele of the Propagation of the Luminous Religion in China* from the Tang Dynasty. In order to engrave this, the Nestorian leader, Yisi, even played a role in the Anshi Rebellion. He was a counselor under Guo Ziyi of the Tang Dynasty, made military exploits, and was an official to the Guanglu Grand Master of the Tang Dynasty, the deputy envoy of the Shuofang Jiedushi, and was given a purple cassock. The stele he left behind has been passed down for thousands of years and is still well preserved in Xi'an.

This is the honorific title, "The one who controls Xuan and creates, and the one who is wonderful and respects all saints, is only my three-in-one wonderful body, the unparalleled true master, *Aloha*!" (Using Chinese syntax.)

I think it's great. (Sinicized)