chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 50 The Magic Pill Emerges!
"Kill the bandits!"
The atmosphere was heating up, and everyone brandished the weapons in their hands. Anyone with eyes could see the manor lord, Mei Wannian's, desire for perfume. This meant that if they made this deal, everyone could eat and drink well in the future!
However,
at this moment,
suddenly,
in the hall,
"Clang..."
One person had white foam spilling from the corner of his mouth, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground.
Then, a second, a third, a fourth...
Then, one after another.
Earlier, the crowd that had been as powerful as a rainbow suddenly fell by more than half. Even those who could still stand were barely supporting themselves by holding onto the tables or walls.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
The doors of the hall were kicked open from the outside, and a group of men with knives rushed in, led by Hong Bazi.
Behind Hong Bazi followed members of the Juyi Gang and the Che Gang.
"Brothers, kill!"
This was a one-sided massacre. The side being slaughtered didn't even have the ability to resist, and they were cut down one by one.
Miserable cries kept coming. Some people wanted to escape, but because of the poison, they couldn't move at all.
Mei Wannian was stunned on the spot. Even he, as cunning as he was, was a little dazed at this moment.
What on earth, what on earth was going on?
Until,
an icy sensation was placed on his neck,
He turned his gaze in astonishment,
looking at the... good nephew who was holding the knife to him.
"Nephew... Xiao Yibo, what is this?"
Xiao Yibo's face no longer had the previous grief and indignation, nor was there any humility. In fact, the corners of his mouth even held a faint smile.
Hong Bazi, carrying his knife, walked in front of Xiao Yibo, raised his chin at him, and said,
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and do it."
"Doesn't Bei-xiansheng need to interrogate him?" Xiao Yibo asked, puzzled.
He had thought that capturing the manor lord alive would be the greatest merit to Bei-xiansheng, so when he poisoned the food, he had deliberately spared the dishes on Mei Wannian's table, as well as those of the two or three tables of his close confidants.
"Bei-xiansheng doesn't have time to interrogate him. Hurry up and chop him, there's a lot more to do later, don't be so indecisive."
Xiao Yibo nodded.
And then,
Mei Wannian, who was already under the blade, suddenly roared,
"Xiao Yibo, they are your father's murderers!"
"Pfft!"
The blade slid down,
The manor lord of the Mei family manor, the old man with commercial vision and ambition, slowly softened and fell to the ground.
In the last brief moments of his life, all he could see was bright red... bright red... bright red blood.
Perhaps because he didn't kill people often, the direction and position of the blade caused Mei Wannian's blood to splash all over Xiao Yibo's face when he struck.
Xiao Yibo stood in place, sensing the warmth and stickiness on his face.
Hong Bazi walked straight over,
stretched out his big, rough hand and rubbed Xiao Yibo's face,
Xiao Yibo's face, which had originally had a "makeup" cool effect, was immediately ruined into a big, mottled mess.
"I said, there's a lot to do, what are you standing there spacing out for?"
Xiao Yibo wasn't angry, but he lowered his head in a daze, looking at Mei Wannian, who had fallen into the pool of blood and was no longer alive, and said slowly:
"I know that he valued the perfume and decided to help me, but I also know that if I had really come to him in desperation, he would have given me a bite to eat because of his relationship with my father."
"Oh, you're feeling reluctant now, you filial son?"
Xiao Yibo took a deep breath, as if answering Hong Bazi, and also as if answering himself:
"But I don't just want a bite to eat, and I don't just want to be full, I want to eat well, to eat better and better!"
…………
On the second floor of a small building, Blind Bei and Xue San stood on the balcony. All around them were shouts of killing and cries.
Because the Mei family manor was close to Tuman City and Hutou City, it was within the range of the Zhenbei Army's patrols, so it rarely encountered the ravages of war. Whether it was the invasion from barbarian tribes or the infighting between manors, they rarely affected this place. The manor up and down also had a good life because of the highway service station business.
But the true rules of this world have never changed, especially when you actively want to cut someone, it is equivalent to you have already prepared yourself to be cut back.
The manor's defenses were broken from the inside, and it itself didn't play any defensive role at all, especially after the Mei family manor's most elite hundred clansmen were poisoned and annihilated in the hall, all that was left was a rabble.
"I say, Blind Man, do you know what I admire most about you?"
Blind Bei supported himself on the railing with both hands, pretending that he could "overlook" the scenery,
and said:
"I only know that there's more than one thing about me that's worthy of your admiration."
"Um... shameless."
"Heh heh."
Xue San tiptoed, so that his head could stick out a tiny bit from the fence, pretending that he could also see the scenery, and continued:
"I really fucking admire your ability to deceive people."
"Actually, it's okay."
"How did you deceive them? Especially that filial son, damn, if I didn't know better I would have already taken action and gotten rid of him.
His appearance of enduring humiliation and biding his time is simply worthy of being called a brother by Gou Jian."
"It's very simple, give them what they want. Hong Bazi craves longevity, especially after seeing A Ming's immortal body, he has become a complete and utter fanatic.
As for Xiao Yibo, I just told him that his ambition, his wild hopes, his appetite, aren't even qualified to be on our table."
"That's it?"
"It's okay for little lolis to act cute, but you, a dwarf, acting cute is really a bit disgusting."
"Oh dear, you're starting to dislike me now, haha, damn it, I'm really worried that one day I'll be sold off by you and I'll still be happily counting money for you."
"Everyone has desires, all we need to do is guide them a little.
Also, I'm quite surprised, no matter what era, no matter where, there's never a shortage of smart people, as long as you give them a chance, they really won't let you down."
"Are you talking about the two of them, or are you talking about the lord?"
Blind Bei skipped this question,
pointed his finger down,
and said:
"Please go down and help out, resolve this place as soon as possible, and this manor can take the Zheng surname sooner.
Tonight, Si Niang should be reading the first letter I left for the lord. The lord will know that his family has been upgraded again. That way, the lord will be able to sleep more happily tonight."
"Heh heh, alright, alright, I'll go down, I'll go down, you damn, if you feel like I'm annoying you and standing here is affecting you enjoying your current feeling of self-satisfaction, you can just tell me directly."
"Okay, you're too tall, you're blocking my view of the scenery."
"..." Xue San.
Xue San walked a few steps inside, suddenly thought of something, turned his head back to look at Blind Bei, and shouted:
"Then what should we do with Mei Lao San, who was persuaded by Xiao Yibo to help us by letting people in as an inside collaborator?"
"He's useless anymore, erase him."
"Using the words 'erase him' is too ruthless, isn't it?"
"Oh, is it? I think that since he helped us, saying the words 'kill him' is a bit too cruel. I feel like using 'erase him' will sound gentler."
Xue San curled his lips and said:
"Your behavior and style are more villainous than villains, be careful, generally villains don't have good endings."
"But in reality, there's never been a rule that good people will definitely live a long life."
"Since you were already prepared to plot against their manor, why didn't we start earlier and give them time to perform?"
Blind Bei sighed and said very seriously:
"It was them who harbored evil intentions towards the perfume and wanted to attack us. We are righteously resisting."
"Uh, what's the difference?"
"The difference is big."
"Why do I feel like this is taking off your pants to fart?"
"This is experience."
"Don't act like you're very mature, just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm younger than you."
"You don't understand this, it's normal, this is probably the difference between my manga being censored and your manga being a eunuch."
"..." Xue San.
"Any more questions?"
"Alright, one last question, you and Xiao Yibo are really good actors, especially still having him send his wives and concubines to your carriage to serve you, this bitter meat scheme is really well-executed."
Blind Bei sighed.
"What's wrong?" Xue San asked.
"The truth is, after I got in the carriage, I asked, and I found out that those two women were his wives and concubines."
"Damn, ruthless!"
At this moment, Hong Bazi suddenly ran upstairs in a hurry, looking panicked, and knelt down in front of Blind Bei, saying:
"Bei-xiansheng, a few Zhenbei Army scouts have appeared outside the manor!"
It was normal for the various manors to engage in annexation and fighting in order to develop, for profit, and to annex the population, but this place was too close to Tuman City and was also within the defense area of the Zhenbei Army.
It was not surprising that the commotion happening here attracted the attention of the Zhenbei Army scouts.
Blind Bei remained calm,
and simply reached into his arms and took out a document and a brocade flag embroidered with a black pixiu, which was also the military flag of the Zhenbei Army.
"Give these two things to the Zhenbei Army scouts and tell them:
Just say that a blind man and a dwarf, two disabled people, have a hard time starting a business.
But they encountered an ambush by this black shop, the Mei family manor. You are ordered to kill this bastard and restore peace to the business route."
"Ordered?" Hong Bazi was a little puzzled, "Ordered by whom?"
Blind Bei smiled slightly,
and said word by word:
"Personally conferred by the Zhenbei Marquis’s manor’s princess as the Zhenbei Army-affiliated commander of the Hutou City escorting-merchants company - Zheng Fan!"
…………
Hutou City,
Back house,
Hot springs.
"Alright, Si Niang, let's stop the massage here today, you should go to rest early, and I want to rest too."
"That won't do, lord. Tonight, I have to sleep in the same bed with you. They're all gone now, and I have to ensure your safety and not leave your side for a moment."
"Is it very dangerous here?"
"Before, there was radar... no,
With the Blind Man around, we don't have to worry about whether it's dangerous or not. At the very least, we don't have to worry about something unexpected happening in a muddle. But now, I really can't guarantee it.
If Xue San was still around, he'd be sharp and perceptive and be able to predict and sense things. I'm not good at that, so..."
"Wouldn't this be too much of a disservice to you?"
"Lord, don't tell me you want me to sleep on the floor next to your bed? Are you so disgusted with me?"
"It's not that, hehe, forget it, I won't be coy, let's sleep in the same bed, actually, I'm quite willing."
"Lord..."
Si Niang leaned her body closer to Zheng Fan,
and blew a few breaths of hot air against Zheng Fan's earlobe,
and said:
"Lord, you can do whatever you want to me, but don't be shy, I'm all yours."
"Cough..."
Zheng Fan felt that he couldn't lie down any longer,
supported himself on the edge of the hot springs with both hands and got up,
and said:
"I'm going to wipe myself down."
"Lord, then I'll go back to my room and change my pajamas first. Lord, what style and color do you like?"
"Just choose what you feel comfortable with, don't worry about me."
"Lord, you're joking, of course I have to please you when I'm staying by your side to serve you, alright, then I'll bring a few more sets over for you to choose."
"Okay."
After Si Niang left, Zheng Fan wiped himself down and found a set of white ancient-style underwear to put on, and walked into the inner room.
After sitting down by the bed,
Zheng Fan raised his head slightly, then lowered his head slightly. He suddenly felt a little hot and subconsciously opened his neckline a little.
Honestly, it's impossible not to expect something to happen.
Moreover, at this point, at this moment, impulse and desire were naturally impacting his rationality.
After all, Zheng Fan's body was normal, not asexual or a salted fish with no desires,
plus this body had been practicing mobilizing qi and blood every day recently, it was more tonic than eating bullwhip every meal!
So...
So,
So,
Suddenly,
Zheng Fan only felt his vision go black,
with a "plop" sound,
he fell directly onto the bed.
…………
Not long after,
the door of the room was gently pushed open from the outside,
and Si Niang walked in gently, holding several sets of clothes in her hand.
Women are naturally beautiful.
After coming to this world, there was no hope for luxury stores and high-end fashion designs, but Si Niang would also make some clothes for herself when she was free.
For example, nurses, OLs, kimonos, etc...
"Lord, I'm back."
Si Niang whispered.
When passing by the hot springs, Si Niang saw the stone still floating in the hot springs,
and smiled slightly,
and said:
"Demon pill, ah, demon pill, maybe when you wake up in the future, you'll have to call me Mom."
Who would have thought that as soon as she finished speaking, an unexpected change occurred!
"Buzz!"
The next moment,
the clothes in Si Niang's hand instantly shattered,
the lines that were originally woven into clothes directly scattered,
and turned into networks in front of her, protecting her.
However,
in the blink of an eye,
within the hot springs,
a ball of black light also burst out at this moment,
and shot directly towards Si Niang.
"Boom!"
The silk threads that Si Niang had arranged around her to act as defenses were torn apart in an instant!
Even Si Niang's own body was forcibly restrained by a force,
her feet began to slowly leave the ground,
Si Niang wanted to resist,
but the icy killing intent was telling her in no uncertain terms,
dare to resist,
and you will die!
Immediately afterwards,
a figure of a male infant appeared in the hot springs,
the male infant was surrounded by a ball of black purgatory fire, his eyes were deep, carrying a kind of despairing... indifference.
At this time,
the male infant raised his head slightly,
looked at Si Niang,
his mouth didn't move,
but the voice slowly came from all directions:
"What... do you want me to call you?"