Miao Qi Miao
Chapter 481 A Look of Sheer Happiness on My Face
I have to fight back!
I slammed my hand on the table, sending all the daggers on it flying into the air. "Rebellion?
You want to dismember me?"
"What are you trying to do? All of you, be honest!"
The key is momentum, the aura has to be controlled. Then everything will be easy!
Just as I was building up my energy, Nie Xiaochun burst into tears. "Li Po, you've ruined our reputation, and you're still acting so righteous. I'm going to the underworld to file a complaint. And then, I'll end it all."
Nie Xiaochun even took out two ropes and gave one to Qin Xin. "After I file my complaint, let's hang ourselves together."
"Do you think hanging yourselves as ghosts will even work?" The imposing manner I had just put on vanished, leaving me dumbfounded.
"If you don't admit your mistake, we're leaving!" Feng Ruoxing pulled a large travel bag out from under the table, slung it over her shoulder, and prepared to leave.
"You guys were prepared for this?" I was stunned again. "Wait… wait… let's talk this over."
"Tell us! Did you do wrong or not!" The girls said in unison, as if they had rehearsed it.
A true man...
A true man knows when to yield!
A true man doesn't argue with young girls!
I immediately gave in. "My little ancestors! I was wrong, what do you want me to do?"
"This…" The girls were collectively stumped. They hadn't figured out how to deal with me yet. Haha.
I quickly said, "How about this, I'll treat you to a big meal. No Ye Yang!"
Qin Xin narrowed her eyes. "What are you planning?"
"What's with that look?" I almost went crazy. "With all my heart, I'm treating you to a meal, is that wrong? What else could I be doing?"
Wang Butcher, who hadn't said anything, suddenly spoke, "I think we should give him a taste of his own medicine."
"No problem!" I immediately agreed. "You can say whatever you want, say that I'm outside your windows meowing every day!"
Who else could they tell?
I don't know anyone they know, what am I afraid of?
Wang Butcher laughed, "I mean, return the favor."
"What?" I subconsciously took a step back. "No, let's talk this over. I can't do that."
Wang Butcher suddenly appeared in front of me, reached out and pinched my face. "What are you thinking? Just let us each pinch you once, and we'll call it even. Come on! Li Po's face is so tender, it feels great!"
"Really?" Feng Ruoxing came up and pinched me. "Stand up straight, no resisting."
Nie Xiaochun also came over. "Li Po, you don't seem too happy."
"No, I'm totally happy!" I resigned myself to my fate. Just a pinch, it won't hurt anyway.
I closed my eyes, it'll be over in a moment.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt someone tap my pressure points, and then a piercing pain on my face. "Ye Yang, you bastard, you're using your Vajra Finger!"
Ye Yang said expressionlessly, "I just wanted to test how thick your skin is. Good, you can still feel pain when faced with the Vajra Finger."
I was about to explode with curses when I saw the girls who had pinched me earlier returning, their fingers surging with true energy!
"What are you going to do?"
"Test how thick your skin is."
"Murder! Help!"
Sometimes, the widespread dissemination of secret techniques isn't a good thing.
The ancients had a reason for cherishing their secret arts.
Shaolin martial arts have become too widespread, everyone knows a few moves. At least Feng Ruoxing and Wang Butcher both know the Vajra Finger.
If they don't know it, they can learn it on the spot.
If they can't learn it, they can use tools.
I'll never forget the look of Xiao Kui holding a pair of pliers, biting her little white teeth as she pinched me.
My face was swollen!
How swollen?
When I looked in the mirror, the mirror couldn't fit my entire face without me turning my head.
Ye Yang!
This is an irreconcilable hatred!
I sat in my room every day, thinking about how to get back at Ye Yang, but Old Liu told me, "Just bear with it! Those girls are all on Ye Yang's side. When you're not on a mission, you still have to listen to him. When you're on a mission, you can't just mess around. Just bear with it!"
"As the saying goes! Harmony is the most precious thing, and forbearance is the highest virtue! How can you reason with family? The days will pass if you just bear with it. Besides, didn't Ye Yang get you some Jin Chuang medicine (wound medicine)?"
"Bullshit!" It would have been better if Old Liu hadn't mentioned the Jin Chuang medicine. As soon as he mentioned it, I went crazy. "That's Jin Chuang medicine? That's face cream! Does your Jin Chuang medicine have the scent of jasmine? Does your Jin Chuang medicine have a whitening effect when you put it on your face?"
"That Ye Yang must be crazy."
"I will never rest until I get my revenge!"
"Sigh!" Old Liu shook his head and left. "The biggest problem in life isn't encountering an enemy you can't beat, it's encountering an enemy you can't afford to offend and can't get rid of. You want to strangle him, but you can't bear to throw him away!"
I stared at Old Liu's back for a long time. "Are you drunk or something? What are you even talking about?"
Old Liu didn't seem to hear me. "I'm saying, you brothers have a deep bond! Brothers, aren't they supposed to face mountains of knives and seas of fire without batting an eye, and bicker and fight at other times?"
"It's a pity! All my old brothers are gone. I really want to see them! Even if it's just to see that they're doing well after reincarnation!"
Old Liu's back was a little unsteady and a little sad.
I thought about it and said, "I might be able to help you."