366: Chapter 355: A Pure Life 366: Chapter 355: A Pure Life Song Yun groggily poured himself a glass of water, and after gulping it down, he realized his nose was running.
He quickly grabbed a tissue from nearby to wipe his nose clean, after which he found he had barely any energy left.
Why on earth was he sick?
This question kept swirling in Song Yun’s mind.
Just as he was puzzled, Li Shishi came downstairs yawning and was surprised to see Song Yun in such a defeated state, “What happened to you?
Don’t tell me you stayed up all night?”
“How could I have stayed up all night?
I’m like this because I slept,” Song Yun slurped the almost dripping snot and said, “Ah, colds are so miserable.
I haven’t had one in such a long time.”
“So it turns out you have a cold.
It’s nothing serious.
Just don’t go out today.
After breakfast take some cold medicine and sleep the day away at home.
You’ll be fine,” Li Shishi gave Song Yun a pat and said, “Don’t lie here anymore, go back to your room and sleep a bit.
You look tired—I can tell you didn’t sleep well last night.”
Song Yun sneezed as he hoisted himself up, “You’re really good to me, but I don’t have any appetite right now, no need to make breakfast for me.”
“How can that be?
The less you eat, the slower you’ll recover.
Besides, all those cold medicines should be taken after food; otherwise, they’ll have side effects,” Li Shishi rambled on.
“Hurry up and rest, don’t catch more of a chill.”
Actually, Li Shishi felt quite guilty about Song Yun catching a cold, as it was her and her sisters who had forcibly sent Song Yun out of the house.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have caught a cold.
Song Yun returned to his bedroom and had barely fallen asleep when he felt someone speaking near his ear.
Trying to summon his energy, he opened his eyes and said, “Yueyue, what are you doing in my room?
Aren’t you busy today?”
“I’m not going today.
I want to take good care of you at home,” Li Yueyue brought over a bowl of white porridge and said, “Have some porridge to settle your stomach.
Sister said you got sick from drinking too much last night.
Seriously, you knew drinking too much would get you drunk, yet you still overdid it.”
Hearing Li Yueyue’s complaining voice, Song Yun chuckled and said, “What about everyone else?
Don’t tell me it’s just you at home.”
“Aren’t you a person?” Li Yueyue said with a stony expression.
“Sister Shishi went out for work, Sister Xiaoqing went to look for her sister, Sister Qingluan said she went to meet someone, and Liu Ran has family visiting.”
“My goodness, how come it’s just you at home?
If I need to use the bathroom, it would be troublesome,” Song Yun pretended to be despondent.
Li Yueyue gave him a disdainful look, “As if they would accompany you to the bathroom when they were here.
I don’t believe you’re that weak.”
“I really don’t have any strength.
This is all because of you guys.
If you hadn’t driven me out, how could I have caught a cold?” Song Yun took a sip of the rice porridge and said pitifully.
“Oh, so it’s my fault now?
It’s not like you dropped the towel last night,” Li Yueyue smirked, “I didn’t expect… Song Yun, you’re in such great shape, so fit.”
“That’s for sure.
My years of toiling weren’t for nothing,” Song Yun said.
“I was at a disadvantage last night, being watched by all you girls.
If you don’t take responsibility for me, I’m going to be unwanted in the future.”
“Cut the crap, we didn’t even say we’d take responsibility,” Li Yueyue retorted grumpily.
“Fine then.
If you won’t take responsibility for me, then I’ll just have to take responsibility for you,” Song Yun grinned cheekily.
“Everyone who was in my room last night will not be overlooked; I’ll take responsibility for you all.”
“Keep dreaming,” Li Yueyue rolled her eyes at him and said, “Hurry up and finish your porridge so I can bring you your medicine.”
After hearing that, Song Yun felt a bit of hunger and quickly finished the bowl of white porridge, “I might as well act the lord while I’m sick.
Go fetch my medicine.”
“Alright, my lord, I’ll bring you your medicine right away, whether it be arsenic or He Dinghong—it’s up to me,” Li Yueyue said with a giggle.
It turned out Li Yueyue wasn’t really planning to poison Song Yun; she brought him a pack of cold remedy instead.
After Song Yun drank it, he still felt uncomfortable in his nose and, giving up, pulled out a tissue, tore it in half, and stuffed it in his nostrils.
“Achoo!” Song Yun sneezed and the makeshift plugs flew out of his nose, along with a tail of snot.
Li Yueyue handed him a tissue and said, “I didn’t expect your sneezes to be continuous.
You’re really a pro.”
“You wouldn’t understand.
The length of my snot shows the force of my breath, a skill I’ve honed over many years that others can’t match,” Song Yun shamelessly boasted and then, feeling disgusted, he took the facial tissue and wiped his nose clean.
After eating and taking his medicine, Song Yun lay in bed bored while Li Yueyue sat at the bed, engrossed in her laptop playing games.
“Yueyue, how about we play an online game together?” Song Yun suggested.
“I don’t want to play with you,” Li Yueyue pouted.
“Last time you talked a good game, but in the end, you slaughtered me so badly I couldn’t even leave my house.”
“Hehe, I was just training your skills,” Song Yun smiled sheepishly.
Since Li Yueyue refused to play with him, Song Yun had no choice but to get his laptop and browse the internet.
He aimlessly opened a few web pages and glanced through some news articles, but soon lost interest.
Oh right, wasn’t he following a novel?
He hadn’t had time to read it in so long, there must be a lot of stored chapters by now.
He logged onto the novel website and found the book titled “My Stunning Little Wife” in his bookshelf.
To Song Yun’s surprise, it had been half a month and only about a hundred chapters had been updated—that was turtle-speed!
But something was better than nothing.
As Song Yun flipped through the chapters, the snot kept flowing.
He wiped his nose as he read, truly cherishing this rare moment of peace.
A hundred chapters were not nearly enough to satisfy him, and he soon reached the most recent update.
After leaving a comment in the review section asking the author for more updates, Song Yun closed his laptop out of boredom and twisted his head to watch Li Yueyue play her game.
“Looking is fine, but don’t talk, okay?
It’s really annoying,” Li Yueyue finally snapped after Song Yun’s incessant chattering, then stuffed a pillow in his face and said, “You’re not well, go to sleep.”