480: Chapter 469: Accompany Me to the Bathroom (6th Update) 480: Chapter 469: Accompany Me to the Bathroom (6th Update) “Everything’s taken care of; it’s time for you to head back.
Can’t have your beauty sleeping alone in an empty room.” Song Yun, lighting a cigarette, said with a smile, “You’re really something, always having someone to warm your bed wherever you go.”
“Are you envious of me?
As if you have any fewer women in your villa.” Earl shot a glance at Song Yun and said, “When do you plan to knock them down?
This isn’t like you at all.”
“What do you know?
I’ll tell you, pure physical love won’t make a relationship last.
Only when you truly connect on a spiritual level can you keep going.”
“Yeah, yeah, you’re full of great philosophies.
As for me, enjoying each day as it comes is the best.
Better to have fun while I can, rather than suddenly drop dead one day.” Earl said carelessly, “Since you’ve chosen to treat them right, then do it properly.
I also want to see what you’ll look like when you get married.”
“Hahaha, you’ll see when the time comes.
But have you found a cure for your heart condition?
Letting it drag on will only increase the burden on your body.” Song Yun, curious, asked.
“Current medical science hasn’t overcome this challenge for me yet, plus I don’t dare seek treatment now.
If someone causes trouble during my surgery, it’d be a big problem.”
“Sigh, life is tough for everyone.” Song Yun let out a sigh and said, “It’s getting late; I should head back.
Where are you staying?
I’ll drop you off.”
“I can get there by myself.
You better go home and keep your beauties company, lest they end up complaining to me for being left alone.” Earl said with a smile, “We’ll meet again later.
I hope next time we see each other, you’ve grown even more.”
Watching Earl’s retreating figure, Song Yun shook his head and drove back to the villa.
As soon as he walked in, he saw the girls huddled together watching a horror movie.
Song Yun went over and patted Li Shishi on the shoulder, but she jumped up with a scream.
“What are you doing?
You scared me to death!” Li Shishi, frightened, said as she patted her chest.
“Don’t you know scaring someone can really scare them to death?”
“With your courage, you’re still watching horror movies?
Aren’t you afraid that ghosts will come and trouble you at night?” Song Yun said, holding his forehead.
“It’s late; I’m going to sleep.
You all should sleep too and stop watching these kinds of films.”
After showering, Song Yun lay in bed and soon dozed off.
But as he slept, he felt someone crawl under his blanket.
He opened his eyes and groggily said, “Didn’t I tell you to watch fewer horror films?
Look what’s happened, now you can’t sleep.”
Li Shishi pouted unhappily and glared at Song Yun, speaking coquettishly, “It’s all Yueyue’s fault for putting on that movie.
I was planning to watch a comedy.”
“Alright, alright, if you’re too scared to sleep alone, then sleep with me.” Song Yun said with a wicked smile, “But there’s a fee for sleeping in my bed, you know, you can’t just take advantage of me for free.”
“Joking, who’s taking advantage of whom we have yet to see,” Li Shishi said, pulling the blanket towards her, “Go to sleep, and if you dare to harass me in the middle of the night, I’ll make you suffer.”
Song Yun laughed and scooted closer to her, “That won’t do.
You’re here now; if I don’t do something, then I’m truly a fool.
Do you think we’re Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, where crossing a line turns you into an animal?”
“I don’t care about that, you can’t do anything over the top, I have to work tomorrow.”
“Okay, okay, I swear I won’t do anything extreme,” Song Yun promised, though how many of a man’s promises in this regard are true?
Promises made during kissing not to go any further, yet hands roam at a certain point, swearing not to do anything outrageous, but once in a hotel room lying on the bed still promising to give her a bright future.
Song Yun wrapped his arms around Xiao Man Li Shishi’s waist, burying his head into her hair, smelling the scent and feeling a tranquil peace in his heart.
Before long, he was lost in dreams, even forgetting what he had just planned.
Before the dream even started, he felt Li Shishi shaking his arm incessantly.
He opened his eyes, resigned, and said, “My dear, it’s almost dawn, what could you possibly want if you’re not sleeping?”
“I, I drank too much water just now, and I need to go to the bathroom,” Li Shishi said shyly.
“Then go, I promise I won’t peek,” Song Yun swore confidently.
“But I’m scared, I watched too many ghost films just now, and I keep feeling like there’s a ghost beside me.” Li Shishi whispered, “Song Yun, could you come with me to the bathroom, pretty please?”
“No way, I’m really sleepy and need my rest.
There’s a bathroom right in the room; it’s just a few steps away,” Song Yun said, stifling a yawn.
Damn it, even ghosts have their dignity.
No ghost is going to nothingly haunt your bathroom waiting to scare you; if you take a dump on them, they’re the ones at a loss.
“I know there are no ghosts, but it still frightens me; could you just accompany me this once, please?
I’ll never watch a ghost film before bed again,” Li Shishi implored, hugging Song Yun’s arm and acting sweetly, “Just this once, I promise.”
“Sigh, fine, your big brother will be kind and take you this time.
But just this once,” Song Yun said, feeling the soft touch on his arm, his heart already fluttering.
Damn, with such a beauty by your side, who needs sleep?
“I knew you were the best,” Li Shishi gave Song Yun a peck on the cheek and then carefully pulled him towards the bathroom.
Once they reached the door, she turned on the heat lamp, making it extremely bright.
At that brightness, not to mention ghosts, Song Yun himself didn’t want to step in.
“Let’s go, let’s go,” Li Shishi pulled Song Yun inside, and then she realized something was off.
Using the bathroom with Song Yun by her side meant exposing her private world for him to see clearly.
But if she asked Song Yun to leave, she’d be too scared to go by herself.
Such a dilemma.
Song Yun, watching her blush, chuckled, “Are you going to use the bathroom or not?
If not, I’m leaving.”
“Of course, I am.
Turn your head away first,” Li Shishi said, her face scarlet, feeling like her face was on fire.
“Really, I’m not that kind of guy,” Even though Song Yun spoke righteously, regret filled his heart.
Damn it, he almost managed to sneak a peek, but she’d caught on.