687: Chapter 676 687: Chapter 676 “We’ve bought everything, tents and stuff; we basically have everything we need, just waiting to set off tomorrow!” Song Yuxue said excitedly.
“I’ve only camped by the sea before, it’s been a long time since I’ve camped, and I can watch the sunrise too!”
“Alright then…” Song Yun thought to himself that it was just camping, although a bit cold and somewhat dangerous, but since everyone was so enthusiastic, Song Yun wasn’t entirely opposed.
Thus, the collective camping trip was set.
December 31 just came, and although many people knew, and were clearly aware that twenty-four hours later, the current year would become the past, we would all be a year older.
Some kids would transition from minors to adults, now able to date openly, while some moved from their youthful twenties into their thirties, and many others just calmly, almost imperceptibly waiting for the old year to pass and the new year to arrive.
For most people, the New Year just meant they could sleep in a couple more days, stay at home to catch up on long-missed American TV series, or squeeze through crowds to make a trip home and then battle just as many crowds getting back to work, continuing the monotonous daily life.
Not everyone’s life was as colorful as Song Yun’s; everyone else was still working hard to feed themselves with three meals a day, striving for a spacious house, toiling from work to home without much oppression but also not much comfort; not seeing the officials’ or rich generations bullying others, but feeling acutely how those without money or connections, no matter how pretty or handsome, were taken away one by one.
Beauties are as common as dogs, but none to ride.
Money is as common as dung, but none of it yours to claim.
Everyone was fighting for something called a dream, but actually, they were all just trying to live.
Song Yun, though it was the kind of day that would make most artistic youths feel melancholic, was acting like an ordinary youth – that is, sleeping in.
Then Song Yun completely forgot that today they were supposed to go camping in the mountains, celebrate the New Year at midnight together, and watch the first sunrise of the New Year tomorrow.
When Song Yun forgot all these things that had to do with several tender beauties, he instantly became a dumb youth, because there’s no way a normal man could forget something that involves so many beautiful women.
Song Yun might be a dumb youth, but Li Shishi and the other girls weren’t dumb.
After calling Song Yun three times to no avail, they decisively burst through the door of Song Yun’s room.
Thus, on this chilly morning, Song Yun felt an even colder chill.
The quilt was flipped off.
Yes, when Song Yun opened his eyes, he saw the soft space quilt being thrown aside by a group of fiercely determined women.
Since it was winter, Song Yun had abandoned his usual habit of sleeping naked and was wearing a pair of autumn trousers, coffee-colored and pretty shabby-looking, but Song Yun would rather look forward to autumn than forget his trousers, because a kind of waiting is called looking forward to autumn, and a kind of cold is called forgetting your trousers.
“It’s so cold!
That son of a biscuit said this year was going to be a warm winter, with temperatures over twenty degrees,” even in autumn trousers, Song Yun still felt that fleeting chill in the air.
The cold in the south is not the same as in the north; the north has a dry cold, while the south is damp cold.
It may look like the temperature is not very low, at about six to seven degrees, but it can be the kind that makes you numb all over.
Song Yun shivered and looked at Li Shishi leading a squad of women, including Qingluan, Xiao Qing supporting on the sides, and Li Yueyue, Liu Ran, and Song Yuxue covering the rear, and decisively swallowed all his dissatisfaction.
When facing an angry woman, it’s best not to argue.
Similarly, when you are facing a group of angry women, it’s even better not to speak at all.
That can only make you die faster.
Song Yun kept silent, decisively performed a kip-up, his movements smooth as flowing water, so perfect that even Song Yun himself felt he was almost done, then in thirty seconds, Song Yun donned trousers, underwear, sweater, windbreaker, scarf, hat, socks, boots, gloves, stripped off the scarf, hat, and gloves in another ten seconds, and in twenty seconds, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and even farted.
By the time Song Yun appeared before the group of women clean and total, only a minute and a half had passed since he got out of bed.
It must be said, such a feat could be recorded in the world records.
“Alright, is everything ready?” Song Yun sipped some milk and asked.
“Everything’s ready!” Li Shishi held a bag, while Qingluan, Xiao Qing, and others also held various items.
Looking at the living room center, filled with a conglomerate of camping equipment including tents and all necessary items, Song Yun even spotted some mosquito repellent.
“There are no mosquitoes in the mountains in winter; that thing is useless,” Song Yun tossed the renowned international brand Five Gods Mosquito Repellent to the side, then removed some other useless items like ear picks, detergent, kitchen knives, flower vases, reducing the total volume of items by nearly a third, then nodded and said, “This should be enough to bring.”
“Holy moly, you guys didn’t prepare a car?” Song Yun asked in surprise.
“Didn’t you have a car?
Ferrari, Audi, both could work, which one are you planning to drive?” Li Yueyue asked as if it were obvious.
“…Alright then, Shishi, didn’t you explain to them?” Song Yun looked at Li Shishi and asked.
“Hehe, I thought you would prepare,” Li Shishi shrugged helplessly.
“Ah,” Song Yun said gravely, “With the weather like this, the air is damp, mountain roads definitely won’t be easy to navigate, and Five Girls Peak is high, definitely frosted, if we drive regular cars there, we definitely won’t make it up the mountain, not to mention the entrance to the mountain.
We need a Land Rover for this!”
“Then let’s prepare a Land Rover,” Li Yueyue said as if it were obvious.
“Alright, you should have said so earlier, now at the last minute, I’ll just call for a Land Rover.
Hope it doesn’t ice rain on the mountain, otherwise, this unmodified Land Rover might have some difficulty climbing!” Song Yun said, picking up his phone to call Wang Hu, who immediately sent over a Land Rover.
As Song Yun expected, since it was called over at the last minute and hadn’t been specifically modified, the tires hadn’t been changed, just normal tires which could easily slip if it met an icy surface.
“It can only be like this now, it’s too late to modify it.
When we go up the mountain later, we’ll see how far we can drive, and then we’ll have to hike.
I’ll take the heavy stuff, the small, light items will need your help.
You wanted to go camping in this crappy weather, so don’t cry later,” Song Yun advised.
“Cut it out, you’re the one who’s going to cry,” Li Yueyue retorted.
“That settles it, let’s go,” Song Yun grabbed a few items and walked out of the villa.