157: Chapter 156: Win and I’ll Let You Bite 157: Chapter 156: Win and I’ll Let You Bite “Ha ha ha, this team captain sure has a fiery temper, always blaming the opposition for using dirty tricks when his own skills are lacking.
Ha, it cracks me up,” Song Yun said with a laugh, holding his stomach.
“This guy, Chen Ming, his behavior is pretty much like Tyson’s back in the day.
The moment someone provokes him, he immediately starts biting ears.
Do you think this Chen Ming might also bite ears, or maybe pick a different spot to bite a few times?”
“What bite?” Li Shishi paused after hearing half of what Song Yun said and turned to ask.
“The word ‘bite’ is really good.
You can read it as one word or split it into two.
Try reading it split up,” Song Yun said with a mischievous smile, raising an eyebrow.
Li Shishi hadn’t caught on yet, and naively split the word ‘bite’ which resulted in the sounds “mouth …”.
“You scoundrel, don’t you have anything serious to think about, always plotting these things?” she said fiercely, twisting Song Yun’s ear.
“Are you trying to get killed by framing me like this?”
“Who dares?
You’re totally the queen around here; I wouldn’t dare provoke you for no reason,” Song Yun said with a forced smile.
“Ah, we are definitely going to lose this match,” Wang Dong suddenly sighed.
“Just look at Chen Ming and others, losing all their spirit.
There’s no point in even playing the fourth quarter; it’ll just be embarrassing.
Are we really going to lose to the Armed Police Department twice in a row?”
Seeing how pitiful Wang Dong looked and thinking about why he had been brought here, Song Yun started to scheme.
He went over to Wang Dong and smiled, “Uncle Wang, do you want to win?
If you do, listen to my advice.
While I can’t guarantee a win, it’ll be much better than this half-dead situation.”
“Are you serious?” Wang Dong said in surprise, not believing that Song Yun could make the police team catch up to the Armed Police Department’s lead of over thirty points in just a few minutes.
“Yeah, your coach is pretty useless too.
Seeing that Chen Ming is the team captain, he doesn’t dare to scold him but has no problem yelling at the other four.
If you ask me, you shouldn’t keep a coach like that.
Those four are already frustrated, and you keep pressing them down.
In this situation, there are only two outcomes: one, the players begrudgingly finish the game quietly, or two, they throw the ball and walk off, saying they’re done,” Song Yun extinguished his cigarette and said.
“If you want to win, hand the leadership to me.
I’ll break this curse over your police department.”
At this point, Wang Dong was desperate enough to try anything, so he called over the coach, then coldly said, “You don’t need to be the coach anymore.
Go change and rest off the field.”
The coach was taken aback; he had many excuses ready, such as the players not performing well today, poor ball handling, or the opposing team being too strong.
He had planned to pin the entire blame on the five, no, four players, but to his surprise, Wang Dong had dismissed him immediately.
How can a match be played without a coach?
Upon hearing this, the coach internally grumbled, ‘So you’re replacing me?
Fine.
I’ll leave the field right now and see how you manage the game.’
“Okay, the command is all yours now.
Don’t disappoint me,” Wang Dong said to Song Yun with a smile.
“If you don’t win today’s game, I’ll go complain to Mr.
Li later.”
“Yes, sir, mission guaranteed,” Song Yun responded and saluted smartly, looking incredibly smooth—a sight that made many young female officers at the police station starry-eyed.
“Chen Ming, come over here, don’t look around, yes, you,” Song Yun pointed at Chen Ming.
“You take a break off the field for the next few minutes; there’s nothing for you here.”
Naturally, Chen Ming felt indignant.
‘Who the hell are you to order me around?
Do you even know who I am?
I am the police department’s team captain in Sunan City; do you know how many team captains there are around here?
How dare you talk to me like this?’
But since Wang Dong was still beside Song Yun, Chen Ming had to suppress his rage and gritted his teeth as he asked, “Why should I listen to you?
Where is the coach?
I want to see the coach.”
Chen Ming didn’t believe that the coach, who always greeted him amiably, would bench him.
“Oh, that Fatty coach?
I thought he was useless so I let him go watch the game.
Now it’s your turn.
Go change and head down,” Song Yun said calmly, giving Chen Ming no face.
Who asked this jerk to start throwing flirtatious glances the moment he scored, and eventually set his sights directly on Li Shishi?
Watch your sister, man.
This girl is mine, not just mutually agreed upon but also recognized by family elders.
What are you, some guy from the wilds, stirring up trouble for?
Both men disliked each other, and if it weren’t for Song Yun feeling it was inappropriate to start a fight in front of everyone, he would’ve twisted Chen Ming’s neck and thrown him aside, not caring whether he agreed to leave the game or not.
“Director Wang, I feel I can still keep going; after all, I’ve been leading this game…”
Before Chen Ming could finish, Wang Dong cut him off, “Just take a break; you must be tired after three quarters.
Go rest in the stands for a while.”
“Alright, since you’ve said so, I’ll go rest now,” Chen Ming, still wary of Wang Dong, decided it was better not to seek trouble where there was none.
“Song Yun, can you really win?” Li Shishi asked curiously, staring at Song Yun.
“Of course, who do you think I am?”
“I don’t believe it.
There’s only one quarter left, and you’ve even changed the players.
There will definitely be coordination issues; winning would be miraculous,” Li Shishi sneered disdainfully.
“How about we make a bet?”
“Bet what?”
“I don’t know; you tell me, as long as it doesn’t put me at a disadvantage, we can bet on anything.”
“Fine, if you win, I’ll bite you.
But if you lose…
I’ll tell you the consequences later.”
Okay, so this girl had been waiting here for him.
But the thought of a bite got Song Yun all fired up; this innocent-looking Li Shishi seemed to enjoy these naughty things.
Staring at her cherry lips and clove tongue, Song Yun felt he might as well die if he couldn’t win this game.
“Ahem, let’s just get someone to temporarily replace Chen Ming.” Song Yun called over a policeman from the department who was said to be a decent player.
“You’ll be a substitute on the field for a few minutes.
Remember, all five of you are a unit; focus on working together.
Don’t try to do everything alone—a single person playing is ping pong, five playing together is basketball.”
Then, Song Yun adjusted the police team’s tactics against the Armed Police Department.
With the fresh tactics, the police team started playing with more cooperation, preventing the score gap from widening further.
Soon, there were only five minutes left in the game, but the score was still around a twenty-point difference, making the policemen itch to jump in and play for their team.