190: Chapter 189: I confiscated it.
190: Chapter 189: I confiscated it.
“On TV, like in dramas and movies, isn’t that how it’s usually portrayed?” Qingluan said nonchalantly.
“…
” Song Yun couldn’t possibly fly tens of thousands of miles now to blacklist all the artists in the world, right?
It wasn’t realistic, so Song Yun was planning to smash his TV when he got home.
Damn TV, never broadcasting anything good, just crying lambs and Bai TaiLang all day, surely this was lowering children’s IQ.
After leaving Qingluan’s room, Song Yun was fuming and nursing his abused right hand when suddenly Qingluan poked her head out and called, “Song Yun, you haven’t commented on my swimsuit yet.”
“Take off that swimsuit and put on a more conservative one.
Really, I can’t understand what you girls are thinking,” Song Yun grumbled.
Qingluan closed the door, looked at her swimsuit, and muttered with a pout, “Is this swimsuit really not pretty?
But Shishi said that this outfit would definitely make a splash.”
Song Yun was finally ending his journey of love and pain.
After seeing the swimsuit Li Shishi was wearing, he could go back to his room to sleep.
Thinking of this reinvigorated Song Yun.
Without knocking, he pushed open the door.
A muffled grunt was heard.
Song Yun rubbed his eyes confusedly, there was no one in the room.
Where could Li Shishi be at this late hour?
But, it seemed impossible.
He remembered hearing a muffled grunt when he opened the door.
Turning his head, Song Yun saw Li Shishi playing hide and seek behind the door, holding her head.
“You silly girl, do you think I can’t see you just because you cover your head?” Song Yun laughed out loud.
“What are you laughing at, hurry up and help me up,” Li Shishi said, looking at Song Yun with teary eyes, seemingly on the verge of crying.
Damn, what’s wrong?
I didn’t provoke her.
Why is the little girl crying already?
Song Yun quickly pulled the crouching Li Shishi up.
Holding her head, she sniffled in pain, “Why didn’t you knock before coming in?
You hit my head.”
Indeed, Li Shishi was unfortunate enough.
She was initially pressing her ear against the door, planning to act ladylike when Song Yun arrived.
But when she heard Song Yun approaching, a strong push met her head, a truly agonizing feeling.
“Not knocking was my fault, but why were you hiding behind the door?
Are you still thinking of playing hide and seek even as an adult?” Song Yun said with a scoff.
“Or were you trying to hear when I would come and do something naughty?”
“What naughty things could I possibly do?” Li Shishi rubbed the bump on her head and grumbled.
“Well, you never know.
What if you were holding a basin of water to splash on me as I entered?
I would have had to accept it,” Song Yun said.
This wasn’t an unprecedented event; back at the villa, Li Shishi had done something similar already.
If Song Yun hadn’t dodged quickly, he would have been soaked through.
“You think so lowly of me.”
Li Shishi pouted unhappily then twirled around and asked, “How do you like my swimsuit?”
Li Shishi’s choice of swimsuit was a conservative pink two-piece, except the buoyant flesh mounds on her chest kept bouncing, inspiring wild thoughts.
Song Yun cleared his throat and responded, “It’s not bad, it suits you well.
I really don’t know what Xiao Die and Qingluan were thinking in choosing such revealing swimsuits.
Seems you’re more decent.”
“Actually, I picked out those swimsuits,” Li Shishi giggled.
“Don’t glare at me, I was just trying to treat you.
You’d never let them go out dressed like that, so I picked those for you to feast your eyes on.”
With that, Song Yun felt he had genuinely wronged the cunning girl, finding himself at a loss for words against her impeccable logic.
As this was the last room, Song Yun relaxed and plopped onto the bed.
Huh?
There seemed to be something under his butt.
Despite Li Shishi’s loud protests, Song Yun fished around under the blanket and pulled out a pink lace bra, holding it awkwardly while looking at a gloomy-faced Li Shishi and smiling sheepishly, “Looks like you haven’t tidied up your clothes yet.”
“You’re still looking?” Li Shishi snatched the bra from Song Yun’s hands and hid it behind her back.
As it turned out, unintended seduction was far more effective than any deliberate enticement, for now Song Yun’s mind was filled with that pink item.
Honestly, he was rather envious of those intimate female garments which always found a good owner and got to enjoy the kind of pampering men spent money and effort to experience.
Song Yun shook his head vigorously to expel those unhealthy thoughts from his mind.
“I really didn’t expect it to be so pink.”
“Can’t you be serious for once?
Why not compliment someone’s swimsuit instead of making obscure comments?” Li Shishi said a bit angrily.
“Hurry up and take a proper look at my swimsuit.”
“Heh, it just slipped out,” Song Yun smiled awkwardly and said, “It’s getting late, and since I’ve seen it, I’ll go back to sleep.”
After saying that, Song Yun, with a goofy smile, prepared to leave.
As he passed by a closet, suddenly, like a drunk person, the closet vomited out everything in its stomach, including some underwear.
A pink panty with Hello Kitty on it unexpectedly hit Song Yun on the face.
“Ha ha,” Li Shishi tried desperately to hold back her laughter, but the scene was just too funny.
A big man with a pink panty on his face looked like a pervert from some Japanese porn.
With a full head of sweat, Song Yun froze for a moment, his old face turned red, and he casually pulled off the clingy pink underwear.
Was this some cruel joke played by mischievous spirits?
And why did that closet suddenly open?
“That ha ha…” Li Shishi, now laughing to tears, said, “Could you give that back to me, please?
Holding onto it makes me feel embarrassed.”
“Dammit, this panty has ruined my reputation.
I’m keeping it,” Song Yun declared boldly.
Song Yun anticipated that Li Shishi would pounce on him to snatch it back, and after enjoying her coquetry, he would return it to her, but Song Yun was wrong — no, he couldn’t keep pace with the rhythm of Li Shishi’s mind.
Seeing Li Shishi’s face turn red and timidly lowering her head with a soft “Hmm” in agreement made Song Yun almost choke on his own saliva.
He laughed dryly and stuffed the underwear into his pocket, teasing her, “I really kept it, huh!”
“Okay,” Li Shishi still with that shy demeanor, looked so innocent that Song Yun nearly spat out blood.
Unexpectedly he was the one getting played while trying to tease her.