200: Chapter 199 Do You Want to Help Wipe the Front Too?
200: Chapter 199 Do You Want to Help Wipe the Front Too?
The girls meticulously compared Song Yun with the person in the photo and after confirming there were indeed no mistakes, they were all quite astonished.
Although they didn’t know exactly what status a Major General held in the military, it seemed to be a big deal.
In those American movies, those strutting about were only Lieutenant Colonels or Colonels, and here was Song Yun, already a Major General at such a young age.
Would that not mean that he might become a general in just a couple of years?
Just when Song Yun was about to brag forcibly, Qing Luan came over with a disdainful look, snatched the phone from the girls’ hands, and said scornfully, “Why the fuss about a Major General?
I’m a Major General in the military too, but unlike your local forces, mine is the Imperial Guard.
And here I am, a woman not boasting while you shamelessly flirt with girls here?”
“I…” Song Yun forgot that Qing Luan was a high-ranking expert in the Dragon List, and the military surely wanted to win her over, not to mention she seemed to hold some actual power.
God, he had just planned to sweet-talk a couple of girls, and there she was interfering.
So what if you’re a Major General?
Or that you’re in the Imperial Guard?
He definitely needed to be promoted to Major General before she did, or else he’d be suppressed every time he stepped out.
“Um…
Major General Song, who is this?”
“She…
she’s right, she probably holds a Major General rank in the Yanjing Military District,” Song Yun said with a dejected look.
“Don’t be fooled by her goofy appearance; she can handle a whole group of you with no problem.”
“That’s terrifying,” one girl said as she quietly stepped back two steps.
The person walking with ordinary people is ordinary; those who walk half a step behind are fools, and those who walk half a step ahead are geniuses.
But if someone outpaces the average person by a lot, they are called a lunatic, like Old Xi, like Old La, and like Saddam who shockingly stole Bush’s pressure cooker.
And in front of these girls, Qing Luan was more than just a step ahead; she was worlds apart.
Looking at the figure…
she completely outshined them; looking at her face…
she completely outshined them; comparing family backgrounds…
she completely outshined them.
How could they even participate in this game?
They surely couldn’t keep up.
That’s why beautiful girls always pick average-looking girls as their best friends: firstly, to prevent their boyfriends from fancying their friends, and secondly, and crucially, to use these average girls as a backdrop.
Flowers still need the foil of greenery to highlight their charms, and which girl doesn’t like to be the center of attention in a crowd?
But now, they felt utterly overshadowed next to Qing Luan, just like withered and yellow grass in autumn, with no appeal at all.
So, these girls inherently repelled Qing Luan.
A few who thought that outnumbering might help if they were more outgoing and could perhaps attract Song Yun as a coveted partner, quickly abandoned the idea as Xiao Qing and Li Shishi also arrived.
One was a voluptuous beauty whose curves made you want to reach out and touch, and the other was the epitome of an elite, her skin’s elasticity revealing her flexibility.
“What are you doing here, waiting to apply sunscreen for us?” Li Shishi said nonchalantly.
“Heh heh…” Song Yun chuckled awkwardly, “Maybe you should go back first?
I’ll be right there.”
“It’s okay, Major General Song, we’re leaving for something else now, see you tonight.” One girl couldn’t bear the aura of the three stunning women opposite and beat a hasty retreat, and the others quickly found excuses to leave as well.
Watching the women scatter, Song Yun sighed.
Damn it, all he wanted was to have a simple flirt.
Why couldn’t they just enjoy swimming in the sea instead of barging in here?
Sigh.
He was actually quite worried for those girls; such a blow they took today, he hoped they wouldn’t take it too hard.
“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, I’ll apply the sunscreen for you,” Song Yun waved his hands.
Back on his turf, he saw Shen Yan sitting on the beach, one girl beside him, his hands covered in sunscreen, gleefully sliding them across Xiao Qin and Xiao Yin’s backs.
“Wow, you’re back already?
I thought you’d play over there for a bit longer,” Shen Yan teased upon seeing Song Yun’s sad face.
Song Yun gave him a look.
Shen Yan craned his neck to see the three women following him and chuckled sheepishly, “You haven’t been played to death, have you?”
“I’m quite resilient, but those girls probably aren’t.
They took quite a hit,” Song Yun shook his head.
“We might as well focus on nurturing our own grass, lest we end up in trouble on both fronts.”
“You’re thinking right; that speaks volumes of your awareness.
Anyway, it’s all profit, isn’t it?
Why fret, especially since those girls don’t compare to the three you’ve got,” Shen Yan reassured Song Yun.
“So just because we’re not as pretty as Shishi and the others, you feel dissatisfied?” Xiao Yin huffed.
Shen Yan chuckled awkwardly and quickly soothed her, “Who said I’m dissatisfied?
I’m currently serving two beauties here, sweating bullets under this scorching sun.”
Though Xiao Yin didn’t say anything, she reached out and moved the parasol a bit closer to Shen Yan.
Seeing this tender moment, Shen Yan’s grin widened tremendously.
“Song Yun, come over here,” Qing Luan called out to him.
Song Yun was curious to see how his girls would react to this situation.
Thus, he took the sunscreen from Qing Luan’s hand, and after untying the straps of her swimsuit, he began to rub the lotion on her smooth back.
After a while, feigning exhaustion from the heat, he said, “Ahh, it’s really hot today, I’m almost sunburned.”
“That’s fine, it’s better to be tanned than to be mistaken for a pretty-faced freeloader,” Qing Luan turned and glanced at him.
Damn, what a gap, what a gap, Song Yun felt deeply aggrieved.
After finishing with Qing Luan, he started applying sunscreen to Li Shishi, which turned out to be rather sensual.
When he first squeezed the lotion onto Li Shishi’s back, her delicate moan was deeply etched into his memory, and she kept moaning, asking him to spread it evenly, which hardly seemed like she was just talking about sunscreen, almost causing Song Yun to shamefully get aroused.
After he was done, Li Shishi still blushed and shyly said, “Would you mind applying some to the front as well?”