Chapter 1087: Chapter 38: Domestic Disputes of the Life Assistant
The admissions guidance class at the Penglai Immortal Academy hasn’t produced a truly meaningful thesis yet.
Mainly because nobody knows how to write one.
Even if you asked a current undergraduate to write one, and gave him a year, he still might not be able to produce something comprehensible to normal people.
If there’s any silver lining, it’s that in this era, you don’t have to worry about the plagiarism rate anymore.
Li Mumu and Shen Qingxi were among the better students, at least they understood what a thesis was. The challenge lay in not knowing how to discuss the content of their own cultivation methods.
The thesis Wang Yunxiao submitted under Li Mumu’s guidance was returned a week later with just a single comment.
——Keep trying.
It’s just that Senior Xiao, with his high cultural literacy, felt embarrassed to directly tell you that what you wrote was utter nonsense.
Luckily, Wang Yunxiao now has a second path to choose.
The Naval Academy has already opened its doors to him.
But before that, he has another job, which is to report to the Special Equipment Department.
Originally, Wang Yunxiao thought that after finally graduating middle school, he could take some time to relax.
But during dinner, Nie Xiaoyun kindly reminded him that he’s been resting for about two months already, and if he continues to slack off, the leaders might have something to say.
This slacking off thing… isn’t it a moment of slacking off brings a moment of joy, and constant slacking off brings constant joy?
Besides, during those two months of rest, at least a month and a half was spent pretending to be a patient as per your orders, not stepping out at all.
How can that not be considered work, how can it be called slacking off?
Wasn’t it slacking off under orders!
The fiancé, although lively and cute, still hasn’t taken care of many important things.
Like taking wedding photos, or bedroom wedding dress role-play…
But the higher-ups have already given a subtle reminder to Wang Yunxiao through Nie Xiaoyun, and pretending to be ignorant now would be quite impolite.
Before leaving, Li Mumu looked into Wang Yunxiao’s eyes and emphasized repeatedly that a life assistant is just a life assistant, you’re a person with hands and feet, don’t take the assistant to bed.
Wang Yunxiao found it strange, you weren’t so concerned about He Lan, but after meeting Nie Xiaoyun twice, why such jealousy?
Of course, this was the analysis from his own perspective.
After all, there really was something between him and He Lan.
With Nie Xiaoyun, there was nothing improper.
Childhood friends don’t really count, how could they be considered?
I am in the Navy, not the artillery, how could I fall for a pretty girl so easily?
After packing his things and moving into the Navy Compound, Wang Yunxiao had no trouble sleeping, falling asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, with an uneventful night.
Originally planning to go for a jog in the morning, he reconsidered, thinking it’s not a good idea when the place is unfamiliar.
Besides, the new home is so spacious, plenty of room to exercise.
So, Wang Yunxiao found a spot at home to do push-ups.
He didn’t dare to make much noise, not knowing who lived upstairs or downstairs, it’s best to be discreet for now.
After all, he’s not the big boss here.
Just as Wang Yunxiao was finishing thirty minutes of anaerobic exercise and was slightly sweating, the door suddenly clicked open.
Nie Xiaoyun walked in carrying a fabric bag.
Wang Yunxiao was immediately embarrassed.
Who exercises in a suit and tie? It’s usually just a vest and shorts, especially at home.
And didn’t you give me all the keys? How do you have a spare key?
What about personal privacy!
“Wow—”
Nie Xiaoyun was also taken aback, then her cheeks flushed slightly, covering her mouth, she let out an ambiguous exclamation.
“Sorry, I didn’t know you’ve already moved in. I’ll remember to knock next time.”
“It’s fine, you don’t need to bother, I can do the cleaning myself.”
She came over with good intentions to clean, so Wang Yunxiao couldn’t put on a sour face.
“How can that be, Commander Wang? You should focus your main energy on work, how can you waste your valuable time on mundane chores like this?”
Nie Xiaoyun earnestly argued, while her eyes unconsciously drifted towards the bedroom.
“Sister-in-law hasn’t woken up?”
“She’s not here.”
“Oh—”
What’s with the “Oh”?
Seeing her eyes roving and her blushing face, Wang Yunxiao had reason to suspect that her mind was filled with improper thoughts at the moment.
After all, she used to be a nurse.
Many shut-in guys have unrealistic fantasies about nurses, always thinking of them as pure and lovely angels.
In reality, they learn hygiene as a specialization, and the scenes they witness at the hospital could be richer than the educational resources on your computer hard drive.
“How about I make you some egg noodles?”
“No need, I’ll go to the canteen later.”
“You can’t move in and eat at the canteen every day, right? When your sister-in-law moves in, are you both going to eat at the canteen every day too?”
Nie Xiaoyun said while rolling up her sleeves.
“Or are you thinking plain noodles are not nutritious? Or doubting my cooking skills?”
Wang Yunxiao hurried to explain: “I don’t want to trouble you; you really don’t have to do these things for me.”
Nie Xiaoyun tied her apron, took out a hair tie and put her hair in a ponytail, turning back to smile brilliantly: “I guess you’re just afraid your sister-in-law will be jealous, right?”
Spot on.
Even Wang Yunxiao had to admit, Nie Xiaoyun’s gesture of tying an apron and biting the hair tie to make a ponytail had a significant soft weapon effect on men.
Especially since it’s summer now, and the girl was dressed light and cool, perfectly showcasing her body’s curves. Compared to those bean sprouts with indistinguishable fronts and backs, a sixteen-year-old girl’s development was quite substantial.
Which could easily provoke inappropriate thoughts of taking advantage of her while she’s cooking noodles.
The prawns from the Navy canteen are truly nourishing.
Starting this early in the morning, it’s not healthy for body or mind.
Can’t be like this, Wang Yunxiao sighed internally, if this happens every day, how will I keep my integrity?
But just when he thought this was already the toughest test for himself, Nie Xiaoyun turned and walked into the bathroom, bringing out a basin, and placed it in front of Wang Yunxiao.
“Take it off!”
“Take what off?”
Wang Yunxiao was shocked.
“All this on you, with such a sweaty smell, it needs washing.”
“I can wash it myself!”
Nie Xiaoyun, hands on hips, refused to back down, staring at Wang Yunxiao.
“You need to be more honest, Commander Wang, tell me how long you’ve been wearing those shorts?”
None of your business! How presumptuous of you!
Wang Yunxiao blushed and was left speechless.
“In short, you don’t have to wash it! And don’t touch my underwear and clothes in the future! Just go cook your noodles!”
“Tsk tsk, men…”
Nie Xiaoyun sighed meaningfully.
“As kids, taking a bath together was no big deal, but after growing up, you become so coy.”
“That never happened! Stop making stuff up!”