209: Chapter 209: If You’re Clumsy, Don’t Type 209: Chapter 209: If You’re Clumsy, Don’t Type “Noob, if I don’t kill you, I’ll go AFK,” Zhang Fan calmly typed on the keyboard.
“Damn, you’re still typing at this time?”
Watching Zhang Fan’s fingers fly across the keyboard, the words he typed made the bearded man behind him almost pop his eyes out.
Fuck, Sword Saint with one Q, launch your ultimate, and chop you like chopping a dog.
Now super minions were also coming on top lane, and people were pushing mid and bottom lanes, while Zhao Xin and Prince, those two scrubs, were still clearing monsters in the jungle.
Only mid lane’s mage and the support Seraphine were still desperately holding on.
If Vayne dies, how the hell are we supposed to continue playing?
Sword Saint alone could sneakily take down our nexus.
“Quick, get Prince and Zhao Xin back here,” the bearded man immediately yelled at the person playing Seraphine beside him.
“No time!” that person snapped.
He glanced at Zhang Fan’s Vayne and furiously cursed, “Kid, if we lose this one, I swear I’ll kill you.”
This is the promotion match, the very last one.
If he wins this one, he can finally climb out of the Bronze pit.
He had been stuck in this rank for three months, always on the verge of promotion, when all the idiots and numbskulls showed up.
Fuck, can’t one just enjoy the game anymore?
Zhang Fan sneered, “Just as long as you four don’t feed, we got this in the bag.”
As he spoke, Sword Saint activated his ultimate and charged over.
Zhang Fan sneered and immediately moved towards the edge of the wall.
The bearded man clenched his fists tightly, almost unable to stop himself from punching Zhang Fan.
Damn it, Sword Saint is coming over, and you’re still not hiding?
Just then, Sword Saint turned into a blur, dashing straight towards Zhang Fan’s Vayne.
One Q, and Zhang Fan’s Vayne instantly lost a quarter of her health.
“Hmph, if he lands a hit on me, I lose,” Zhang Fan disdainfully said.
As Sword Saint reappeared, Zhang Fan’s fingers flew over the keys.
R, Q!
The Sword Saint, ready to slash him, was baffled.
Where did he go?
Fuck, he’s invisible?
Hmph, invisible or not, once he appears, two hits and he’s dead.
With Sword Saint’s Ultimate activated, his attack speed and movement speed were incredibly fast, coupled with his Broken Blade, attack speed boots, four bloodthirsters, two hits would definitely take Vayne down.
The next moment, Vayne reappeared.
However, just as Vayne’s invisibility ended, Zhang Fan’s fingers flew, and his mouse swiftly moved.
Normal attack, a critical hit, inflicting nearly 500 damage.
Just as Sword Saint ran towards Vayne, Zhang Fan directly used his E skill.
This arrow nailed Sword Saint against the wall.
Normal attack, normal attack.
By the time Sword Saint climbed down from the wall, Zhang Fan had already hit him twice.
Sword Saint’s health was reduced by more than half.
“Hmph, trash, watch my blade!” the player controlling Sword Saint sneered and then thought, just one more chop at Vayne and he could almost regain half of his health.
“Trash, don’t even know how to use Broken Blade,” Zhang Fan sneered disdainfully, his fingers clicked rapidly, kiting his opponent.
Another critical strike, 488!
The bearded man’s eyes bulged out.
Fuck, in that instant, Sword Saint was crippled?
As Sword Saint was rushing forward, Zhang Fan immediately used the Broken Blade.
Suddenly, Sword Saint’s speed plummeted.
“Fuck, Broken Blade!” Sword Saint roared and then he too remembered he had that same item.
However, just as he used it, Zhang Fan’s Q went off, rendering him invisible
Where the fuck is he?
Sword Saint was baffled.
However, when Zhang Fan’s invisibility ended, an arrow shot out.
“Ah!”
With a tragic scream, the Sword Saint died with his health depleted.
The moment the Sword Saint fell, everyone was stunned.
Damn, did they actually kill him?
“Damn, Sword Saint, you dumbass, how could you lose to Vayne?” a teammate quickly shouted.
“Noob, damn, just die, I’ve given you so much jungle resource already.” The enemy jungler Kai’Sa was furious.
“Trash.” The Sun Goddess disdainfully typed out these two words.
“Let’s group, the enemy jungler and top lane are trash, nothing to fear, just watch out for Seraphine’s ultimate and the mage’s ultimate,” said the enemy ADC Jinx.
Chewing on a cigarette, Zhang Fan said, “See?
Why the hell are you panicking?
Apart from the Sun Goddess, who the hell has bought armor?
You buying Armor Penetration Bow, are you brain-dead?”
Big Beard was still in shock, damn, he had been killed by the Sword Saint many times, yet this time, the Sword Saint hadn’t even touched Vayne aside from his first Q, what a pro.
“Little bro, your skills are awesome, I’m impressed!” Big Beard shouted.
“Nice skills.” Even the guy playing Seraphine praised him.
“Bro, which server are you on?
What’s your rank?
Take me with you sometime,” the person continued, clearly hoping Zhang Fan was in the same server, who the hell wouldn’t want a strong player to carry them?
“Aeolia, Wang Wu!” Zhang Fan said.
“What the fuck, how do you know my name?” the Seraphine player’s eyes widened.
Turning his head, Zhang Fan said disdainfully, “I mean, the highest king, five hundred points.”
“What, the highest king, five hundred points?” Big Beard was shocked.
“Just a gatekeeper of the highest king, what’s so surprising?” Zhang Fan exhaled a puff of smoke, then maneuvered Vayne to the mid-lane turret.
The enemy team was gathered, and the Sword Saint had teleport.
This fight could end it all if lost.
“Wait for the right moment, R the enemy mage, just kill this guy, even if you all die, we win this team fight,” Zhang Fan spoke while typing.
He had seen Prince’s moves just before, he was truly afraid Prince would ult and trap him, if so, they’d be screwed.
No sooner had he finished speaking than Prince instantly used Flash and EQ combo, the ultimate trapping the enemy mage.
Zhang Fan was stunned, fuck, the guy was still by the second tower, a whole tower’s distance away, was that really necessary?
The next moment, Prince was bombarded by the four enemies.
Zhang Fan felt like cursing out loud.
There was once the highest king player who solo queued in the Bronze pit, and after a week still hadn’t made it to Silver.
Initially, he didn’t believe it, but now, he did.
If your teammates are all idiots, why even bother?
Even faker would have to kneel.
“Why didn’t you guys follow up?” Prince asked.
Looking at those words on the screen, Zhang Fan tossed away his cigarette and got serious.
“Brother, rest in peace,” Zhang Fan silently typed, then turned to Wang Wu and said, “Make sure you don’t miss your R later.
If you mess that up, I’m powerless to turn things around.”
After all, he only had Flash now, with the enemy having Sun Goddess and Kai’Sa, both beefy as hell.
He wasn’t worried about the Sun Goddess but dreading Kai’Sa’s ultimate, that was some serious control.
Zhang Fan’s eyes sharpened, looking at the stationary enemy mage, then he roared, “Hit the mage.”
Wang Wu flashed forward, releasing his ultimate.
The mage responded with his ultimate.
Shutdown!
The enemy mage was in a flurry, but his computer screen had already turned black.
Most importantly, the message he was about to send had also gone out.
“Hahaha, noob, now it’s 4V4, if I don’t make you all cry, I’ll eat shit,” Zhang Fan read the message on the screen, then also quietly replied, “Don’t type if you’re disabled.”