Lord of Illusions City

Chapter 143 The Most Frustrated Zombie

“What the heck, Pigsy! Get lost!”

Li Chenzhou cursed unhappily, then looked down at the fatty:

“You too, let go quickly and run for your life! Didn’t you want to get out of here long ago?”

He saved the fatty, partly because Li Chenzhou had intended to rescue people anyway, and also because this guy was funny.

But Li Chenzhou hadn’t considered taking the fatty with him; at most, he'd let him join the group of survivors!/

“Don’t! Master, you’re so powerful, teach me! I’m too fat to run. In this kind of world, if I don’t have some skills, I’m doomed!”

The fatty clung to Li Chenzhou’s leg, looking up at him with tearful eyes:

“Master, I swear, if you’re willing to teach me, Shi Lin will follow you to the death! I’ll do whatever you say! I’ll take off my pants, but I won’t take off my shoes! Once a teacher, always a father!”

“Why do you have to take off your pants and 'day' someone to become a disciple?”

Gray Bear exclaimed in surprise.

Li Chenzhou was also speechless. This damn fatty talked too much. Just as he was about to kick him away, he suddenly paused, staring at the fatty and asking:

“What did you say your name was?”

“I... I’m called Shi Lin!”

The fatty replied immediately.

Shi Lin? Undying Heavenly King Shi Lin?

Li Chenzhou was stunned, looking down at the fatty's face, which was bigger than a naan, his mouth twitching. This must be a coincidence, right? The famous Level 6 Awakened Undying Heavenly King from his past life couldn’t be such a fatty, could he?

“Get up first!”

Li Chenzhou said to the fatty.

“Okay!”

The fatty quickly got up from the ground, standing obediently in front of Li Chenzhou, looking at him nervously.

“You want me to teach you how to kill zombies, right?”

Li Chenzhou asked.

“Yes!”

The fatty nodded immediately.

Li Chenzhou stepped forward, walked to the glass door of the fatty’s shop, grabbed the handle, and with a little force, the entire glass door shattered. He returned to the fatty and handed him the door handle:

“Come with me!”

Then, Li Chenzhou headed towards the stairs.

The fatty looked at the seventy- or eighty-centimeter-long stainless steel hollow tube that was the door handle, then looked at Li Chenzhou’s back, gritted his teeth, and followed.

“If you want to follow me, go kill the zombie in there!”

Having reached the second floor, Li Chenzhou’s eyes swept around, pointing to a zombie locked in a shop:

“Or, you can choose to go downstairs and join the survivors there. As long as you follow them to collect supplies or help rescue people, I can guarantee to get you safely out of the city!”

The fatty looked at the zombie, which was pounding on the glass door while roaring, then at the survivors who had already flooded into the market and started collecting supplies, and a struggle appeared on his face.

But then, he suddenly let out a roar in a low voice, and then rushed to the shop with the zombie locked inside. He stood at the door and looked around, suddenly ran into a shop next door, and then ran out with a roll of transparent tape.

Then, this guy returned to the door of the shop with the zombie, and repeatedly wrapped the tape around the railings of the guardrail and the door of the neighboring shop, creating a “tripwire” at knee height!

After doing all this, the fatty tested the toughness of the “tripwire” with his hand, and then went back and kicked the lock at the bottom of the glass door with force.

“Crack!”

With a crisp sound, a corner of the bottom of the glass door, precisely the part embedding the lock, broke off. As soon as the fatty saw this, he immediately turned around and ran, jumping over the tripwire with unusual agility, then turned back, gripping the door handle in his hand.

The lock was broken, and the zombie, which had been squeezing in front of the door and pounding, immediately pushed the door open, then chased frantically after the fatty. When it passed the tripwire, its leg tripped on the tape, and its body immediately leaned forward, falling to the ground.

“Thump!”

The fatty, who had been prepared for this, raised the door handle high with both hands, then slammed it down hard on the back of the zombie’s head…

The hollow steel pipe slammed heavily on the back of the zombie’s head, but what no one expected was that the zombie’s head didn’t blossom; instead, the fatty’s steel pipe dented.

This result, which was clearly different from what was expected, stunned the fatty instantly. Even Li Chenzhou hadn’t expected this to happen.

The zombie, which had been hit, wasn’t proud of it. Instead, it supported itself with its hands, roaring and preparing to get up.

Seeing that the zombie was about to get up, the fatty looked terrified. He suddenly swung the already deformed door handle again, smashing it into the zombie’s head again, knocking it back to the ground. Then, he actually jumped up and sat down…

“Pfft~~!”

With a muffled sound, Li Chenzhou felt as if the ground had trembled, and the fatty was sitting directly on the zombie’s body, his fat buttocks completely covering the zombie’s upper body!

Looking at the blood and brain matter splattered around the fatty’s buttocks, as well as a strand of sticky hair with skull fragments attached, Li Chenzhou couldn’t help swallowing. Including the ten years of his previous life, he had never seen this method of killing zombies…

“Master! Is… is it dead?”

Sitting on the zombie’s corpse, the fatty didn’t know the results of his actions. He didn’t dare to get up, still desperately sitting down, asking with a cry.

“Get up, I guess this guy is rotten!”

Li Chenzhou looked at the fatty with a strange expression and replied.

Hearing Li Chenzhou’s words, the fatty dared to get up, and the moment he got up, he actually jumped over the tripwire like a rabbit, and then dared to look back.

The zombie was indeed rotten. Not only was its head torn apart, but even its upper body had become a flat, large mass, a bit like a flattened meat dumpling filling after the skin had been removed…

“It’s really dead! Master, I killed it, did I pass the test?”

Seeing this situation, the fatty cheered and jumped over the tripwire to rush to Li Chenzhou and asked.

“Your way of killing zombies… is a bit hard on the pants!”

Li Chenzhou turned to the fatty’s back, looking at his big fat butt covered in zombie blood, flesh, and brain matter, and said…

“Quick! Everyone remember, food, bedding, pots and pans, and various seasonings, daily necessities, take as much as you can. Who’s that? What are you doing with a bundle of brooms? We don’t need to be so hygienic now! Go get water buckets!”

Duan Lei, who was on the first floor, was directing the survivors to plunder the market, and the survivors who had escaped earlier all ran back when they saw so many people gathered together.

“Hey! This is my shop, the things inside are all mine!”

Duan Lei, who was directing, suddenly heard a discordant voice, so he turned to look. It was a shop selling various bagged snacks. The somewhat balding boss was standing at the door, stopping the survivors who were about to go in to collect supplies, and said:

“I can give you all these things, but I demand better treatment! At least, I can choose any car in your convoy to ride in, and you have to leave enough of my shop’s goods for my own use!”

“How can you prove that this shop is yours? Do you have a business license?”

Duan Lei ran over immediately, looking at the balding man and asking…