318: Chapter 318 【Do Not Mess with Me】Third Update!
318: Chapter 318 【Do Not Mess with Me】Third Update!
Third Shift!
As soon as the words fell, a figure appeared in the middle of the scene like a ghost, causing the members of the Axe Gang to turn their heads and see a mischievous smile, which scared them quite a bit.
They didn’t know when this man had entered the scene, and if he were an enemy, the consequences would be unimaginable.
“Kid, tonight Night Charm isn’t open, scram!” Bolstered by the backing of the Axe Gang, the Night Charm’s bartenders became overbearing, pointing at his nose and shouting.
Ye Chenfeng squinted his eyes and scanned around, “What’s the matter?
If it’s not open, why are there so many people here?”
The bartender glared fiercely at Ye Chenfeng, “Get lost quick.
Are you blind or what?
Is this a place for you to stay?
Be careful, or you won’t even know how you die!”
Ye Chenfeng did not like to hear that.
With hands on his hips and no trace of fear on his face, but rather a divine demeanor, he declared loudly, “You all better not mess with me.
I’ve watched over 700 episodes of Conan.
I know over 600 ways to kill, am proficient in over 200 techniques of killing in a locked room, recognize hundreds of poisons, make various alibis, and skillfully use fishing lines, recorders, daggers, poison needles, and many other tools for committing crimes.
Remember, don’t ever mess with me!
Otherwise, you won’t know how you died!”
I’ve watched over 20 years of the news, know all sorts of tricks and scams.
I’m proficient in censorship, spreading rumors, cyber investigations, banning broadcasts, and over a thousand other methods.
I know thousands of ways to sing praises, master thousands of platitudes, recognize hundreds of scams, create various illusions, and deftly use politics, public opinion, pseudo-science, and other baffling tools.
Remember, don’t ever mess with me, or else even watching Conan won’t help you!
I have watched over 3000 episodes of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, know various methods of escaping locked rooms, 900 ways to poison food, 300 uses of the protagonist halo, 800 methods of cooking meat.
Don’t mess with me, even if you have watched the news and Conan, it won’t help!
I’ve read Journey to the West over 40 times, know myriad ways of beating to death with a stick, calling monkeys as reinforcements, using the 72 Transformations, and instantly crossing ten thousand miles.
Don’t mess with me, even if you have watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Conan, and the news.
Remember, never mess with me, or else face the wrath of the immense heavenly respect to his old mother!”
“Gah!”
Hundreds of people were stunned all at once, and hundreds of eyes focused solely on Ye Chenfeng.
What an oddball, a supreme oddball!
With such eloquence, if born in the resistance era, he surely could have talked the enemy to death!
Xiao Wen’s captivating eyes suddenly sparkled, the image of Ye Chenfeng surfacing in her mind.
Isn’t this Ye Chenfeng?
Why is he here today?
Xiao Wen still held a fear toward him.
After all, Ye Chenfeng was a man of mystery and was known to have good skills.
A hint of doubt flitted through Xiao Wen’s eyes.
For the moment, Xiao Wen did not reveal Ye Chenfeng’s identity to Horse Face, she wanted to see what Ye Chenfeng intended to do first.
As for Horse Face beside Xiao Wen, although there was a layer of murderous aura apparent on the surface, inside, he was already experiencing a storm of shock.
Firstly, this young man, who didn’t appear old, was not at all panicked in the face of dozens of machete-wielding men, but instead left the crowd dumbfounded with his sharp words; secondly, it was the young man’s eyes, which belied a calmness and depth severely beyond his years—something Horse Face had only ever seen in high-ranking lords.
“Kid, who are you?” Horse Face couldn’t help but ask, his eyes darting with caution.
Ye Chenfeng smiled nonchalantly, ignoring the astonishment of the hundreds of people, and slowly walked toward the bar, “Just here for a drink!”
“Kid, what are you trying to do?” The bartender, somewhat flustered, asked in a rushed tone.
Ye Chenfeng stretched out a pair of fair hands and suddenly grasped a bottle of crystal-clear liquor, on which the label ‘AK-47′ was boldly printed.
“Bang!”
With a hand almost feminine, he stretched out his middle and index fingers and tapped the bottle casually.
The cap exploded off and smashed heavily onto the ground, where it tumbled perfectly into place and then came to a stop.
This single move had stunned everyone present.
All the burly men there were veterans in the world of alcohol, and they had seen many ways of opening a bottle.
However, like Ye Chenfeng, using two fingers to lightly tap the bottle and pop the cap was unprecedented.
Two fingers, this angle on the bottle, what did this represent?
A cloud of doubt rose in everyone’s heart.
“Glug, glug, glug…”
Then, Ye Chenfeng downed the entire bottle of AK-47 in three big gulps as if he were merely drinking water.
AK-47 is a common type of vodka, a distilled alcoholic drink.
It’s a very pure spirit, and because it’s so strong, it’s usually mixed with beverages like milk to create a drink that tastes good and isn’t overwhelming.
Even to cater to the consumers’ preferences for mixed drinks, they specially introduced an amino-acid enriched drink called “Barley” (nicknamed “Blue Bullet”) to pair with AK-47 vodka.
Now, in most nightclubs where you can buy AK-47 vodka, they also offer this drink.
But chugging an entire bottle like Ye Chenfeng was rare; practically no one else present could do it!
Everyone in the room watched Ye Chenfeng intently, their hearts filled with curiosity and increasing intrigue.
“Xiao Wen, do you still remember me?” Ye Chenfeng, his lips still glistening with the shiny liquor, licked it off entirely and gave Xiao Wen a smoldering look.
What seemed like a flirtatious wink, Xiao Wen distinctly felt a hint of murderous intent!
The woman in Horse Face’s arms visibly shuddered.
“Wow, you’re quite the big shot.
I initially thought you were just a wimp like Wang Feng, but it turns out your reach is sky-high!” While talking, Xiao Wen swayed her snake-like slim waist and descended from the second floor, her swaying revealing glimpses of purple that stirred the blood fiercely.
Ye Chenfeng casually took out a cheap cigarette, lit it, and put it in his mouth, puffing out clouds of blue smoke.
His cherry lips parted, “Xiao Wen, I never thought that in just a few days you’d have sunk to this level.
If a person wants to fall, it’s truly too fast!”
“What are you talking about, Mr.
Ye?
I quite like this kind of life.
After Wang Feng hit me, I realized what I truly wanted!” Xiao Wen swayed, her voluptuous body wafting a captivating fragrance almost climbing on Ye Chenfeng’s body, her fair, beautiful hands skillfully looping around Ye Chenfeng’s neck, her long fingers painted a seductive crimson, tempting one to commit sins.
Ye Chenfeng blew a puff of smoke directly onto Xiao Wen’s beautiful face and laughed, “You’re not wrong to pursue what you want, but you’ve got to let them go first!”
“…”
Ye Chenfeng’s words cast the atmosphere into an even more deathly silence, solemn, and seemed to vaguely signal a drawing of swords.
Especially the Axe Gang, everyone was dumfounded.
What identity did this young man have?