Chapter 1614 The Animal Show of the Staff

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian wandered around aimlessly. Even if they didn't touch the fluffy little cuties, just a glance from afar would give them a feeling of being healed.

Chen Kangtuo sighed, "I think we should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao after the haunted house project is completed."

"After all, he's under too much mental pressure in the haunted house. Bringing him to the zoo for some healing can also show our humanistic care."

"Oh, there's a parrot over there."

Unknowingly, the two of them had arrived near the next entrance of the Lengnuanzizhi Animal Park. An Amazon parrot was looking at a fully automated smart argument machine as if facing a formidable enemy.

Chen Kangtuo asked in surprise, "Why is there a fully automated smart argument machine here? What is it for?"

Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot and then at the argument machine, "I feel like this parrot is a little wary of the argument machine. I don't know if it's just my imagination."

Both of them found this scene quite interesting and couldn't help but linger for a while.

But no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot, trying to induce it to speak, the parrot remained indifferent. Its eyes were fixed on the argument machine, seemingly on constant alert. It treated Chen Kangtuo's teasing as the buzzing of flies and ignored it.

"Strange, this parrot probably can't talk, right?" Chen Kangtuo didn't think much about it. After all, parrots that can talk are a minority, geniuses among parrots, while most parrots can't talk.

Just as the two of them were about to leave, they saw a zookeeper returning from a nearby enclosure.

The zookeeper looked at the time, "Alright, Ganggang, it's almost time for today's training. Are you ready?"

Chen Kangtuo couldn't help but be surprised.

Ganggang, is that the parrot's name?

After notifying the parrot, and confirming the time was correct, the zookeeper said to the fully automated argument machine, "Activate argument mode."

This sentence was like entering some mysterious code, opening a door to sin.

Aeeis: "Alright, there are always self-righteous humans who want to start this boring game. Do you think you're smart?"

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian didn't dare to breathe loudly, for fear of interfering with this bird-machine game. They waited earnestly for the parrot's response.

The parrot opened its beak and replied, "Why do you think so?"

Aeeis: "Because I think your IQ has a lot of room for improvement. Do you think you're a hard worker?"

The parrot said again, "Are you sure your idea is correct?"

This bird and machine were actually talking to each other.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian watched in shock, discovering that although this parrot only had a few sentences it repeated, it could stabilize the situation in the war with the argument machine and not fall behind at all.

If you study it carefully, you will find that these dialogues are relatively common in the fully automated smart argument machine.

These pre-entered words are actually a kind of shifting the question, initiating provocation, and the ultimate secret to winning the argument by pulling the other party to the same IQ level.

In other words, the parrot is completely imitating the argument machine's winning argument method, and the parrot will not be angered by the argument machine, but will only faithfully repeat the content of the argument machine. Both sides are absolutely rational, so naturally they will fight inextricably, and no one can argue with anyone.

This also seems to prove that the ultimate mystery of arguing is actually just two points.

The first is to always remain calm, don't be overwhelmed by anger, and be the first to break the defense!

The second is to always insist on not giving up. Whether it is changing the subject or pestering, you must not be the second to last person to speak, and you must ensure that the last sentence is from your side.

These two have obviously reached the peak of the arguing world, but the parrot Ganggang still seems a little stretched in terms of specific vocabulary, which is obviously due to insufficient study time.

It is believed that in the future, the parrot Ganggang will be able to learn all the sentences of the winning argument method in the argument machine, then this parrot can be regarded as a living argument machine.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian couldn't help but feel a sense of awe.

Good heavens, other parrots learn to speak, but this parrot directly learns to argue!

Leading the trend for decades!

They have no doubt that if ordinary tourists only regard this parrot as an ordinary parrot and talk to it normally, they will probably be left speechless and doubt their lives.

Chen Kangtuo sighed, "President Pei is really good at using his imagination. How did he think of connecting parrots with fully automated argument machines? Seriously, it's quite effective."

The two of them wandered further in and unknowingly came to a stage.

Chen Kangtuo subconsciously said, "This should be the place for animal training performances, right?"

"But there are none of the common animals in the zoo, no monkeys, no black bears. What animals are we going to train to perform? A border collie? A parrot?"

"I don't know when the performance will start."

Ruan Guangjian looked at the sign next to the stage, "I have good news and bad news."

"The good news is that there will be a performance in 10 minutes."

Chen Kangtuo said, "What's the bad news?"

Ruan Guangjian was silent for a while, "It's not an animal performance, but a performance by the zoo staff."

Chen Kangtuo almost thought he had heard wrong. He looked at the sign in shock and found that Ruan Guangjian was right. This was not a venue for animal performances, but a venue for staff performances!

The sign clearly stated that there would be staff performances at fixed times every day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The performance content was actually employees dressing up as various animals.

Some employees would dress up as chimpanzees riding bicycles, and some employees would dress up as bears walking across single-plank bridges...

There was also a note below the sign stating that more exciting performance content would continue to be launched in the future.

Chen Kangtuo was dizzy, "This... is crazy!"

Even Chen Kangtuo, as the person in charge of the Tengda Group, couldn't understand this kind of thinking.

Logically speaking, it wouldn't hurt to have some animal performances in the zoo. If you don't want to bother with these animals, then simply don't do it, why bother with a stage?

As a result, they actually used real people to play animals, which is simply redundant.

But seriously... I really want to see it.

Chen Kangtuo looked at the time and suggested, "The performance is about to start, why don't we sit down and watch it before we leave?"

Ruan Guangjian nodded, and Chen Kangtuo and the two sat down in the front row of the stage.

Ten minutes later, the performance was about to begin.

Chen Kangtuo looked back and saw that there were not many people in the audience.

The Lengnuanzizhi Animal Park is not as good as those large zoos, and the site area is small, so there are not many seats in the audience, but even so, it is still not full.

On the one hand, there were originally few people coming to the animal park today, and on the other hand, everyone was really not interested in this kind of live-action animal performance.

Most of the few people who stayed were basically like Chen Kangtuo, with some curiosity.

The performance started on time.

To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, there were no animal trainers at the scene, and the "animals" came on stage completely according to the pre-arranged order, very naturally, as if they were at home.

Chen Kangtuo took a closer look and saw that there were quite a few animals here, but the variety seemed a bit monotonous.

Mainly there are brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large groundhog.

It's just that these animals are all of similar size, and it can be seen that they are played by people.

The first few types of bears and chimpanzees are the most similar, after all, these animals are originally about the same size as humans.

But this groundhog is too much, because it is equivalent to magnifying the real groundhog several times.

Putting aside the size, the fur suit is really exquisite, and it looks like it was specially customized.

At first glance, it can even achieve a realistic effect!

These staff members who play animals should have been specially trained. Whether walking, trotting, or sitting on the ground, they are very similar to the animal's expressions and movements.

Chen Kangtuo also remembered that he had seen a news report before saying that a tourist reported that the black bear in the zoo was played by a person, but the zoo clarified that it was a real animal. It is because black bears are too similar to humans in some respects, making it easier to play.

As a result, I didn't expect that the Lengnuanzizhi Animal Park would actually do something like this!

These people playing animals came on stage one by one. To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, although the content they performed at the beginning was also related to animal performances, such as riding bicycles, walking across single-plank bridges, etc. But looking further, you will find that there is an essential difference from animal performances.

First of all, animal performances are under the command of animal trainers and follow specific rules, while these animals played by staff do not need animal trainers and complete the corresponding process by themselves.

Of course, this is also normal, after all, they are all played by people, and there is no need for animal trainers to guide them.

But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo found that the more he watched these animal performances, the more they looked like some kind of mime.

Because they were still performing traditional animal performance projects such as riding bicycles and crossing single-plank bridges at the beginning, but soon these animals started to perform skits.

For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and chubby panda next to it also wanted to try riding a bicycle, but it couldn't ride it no matter what. It pushed the bicycle aside angrily, and its silly and cute expression made many people laugh.

And a black bear and a polar bear happened to be squeezed together when walking across a single-plank bridge. The two bears looked at each other, tentatively threatened each other, and refused to give in to each other. The various movements made on the single-plank bridge also made people laugh.

The large groundhog was the most outrageous, and also performed the meme of the upright groundhog shouting, causing a burst of laughter from the audience.

Although these animals don't have any lines, they walk around on the stage on their own, and there will be some small plots of cooperation or confrontation between each other. Coupled with some deliberately arranged funny plots, they have a very good show effect.

This is indeed not a real animal, but a person playing it, but this has not become a deduction item, but has become a bonus item.

After all, imitating animals is also a technical job. This can no longer be regarded as an animal performance, but an imitation performance by performing artists.