647: Chapter 443 647: Chapter 443 Upon hearing this, my goodness, Jiang Tang is actually so popular; they didn’t fancy the body he just stood in here.
They had to set their sights on his original body, wanting to possess him and become their master.
Do they think it’s that easy to become my master?
“Master, do you like the mermaid princess?”
Jiang Tang…, I’m not that fickle, I have a wife already!
“Master, if you’re not fickle, how come you’ve taken so many wives, found so many stepmothers for me?
Just leave them, considering how many mermaids there are in the Dragon Palace, they can readily become my stepmothers!”
Jiang Tang…, that probably wouldn’t be appropriate; people keep their promises.
Moreover, why dismiss beautiful human women for the half-human, half-fish kind?
No matter how beautiful she is, she’s not a real human.
“But she is a princess from the Divine Dragon Clan, oh so lovely and charming, far more noble than those daughters by your side!”
Jiang Tang…, Eryao, how could I forget you?
It’s perfect timing for you to take a wife!
All these princesses can bear you a whole brood of Eryaos.
Eryao…, no, no, those mother tigers are too terrifying.
Look how fiercely they fight over you; such women are tigers, I don’t want, I don’t want!
Jiang Tang…, they’re just tigers, maybe paper tigers at that.
They’re so beautiful and charming, a perfect match for you.
Oh my, give me a whole bunch of grandchildren!
Eryao blushed from Jiang Tang’s teasing, not out of shyness but anger!
“Master, if you’re so horny, are you seriously considering starting a harem for your parents?”
Jiang Tang…, son, follow me and I’ll start a harem for you!
“Pah, I have no interest in those women clinging to you!”
Eryao felt quite annoyed upon hearing this.
He had been in the Dragon Palace for two days and three nights, and those princesses were nowhere to be seen.
That’s not right, they were hiding in their own courtyards, not even coming out to greet him!
After all, he too is a handsome member of the Divine Dragon Clan.
Not only did they not greet him, but they didn’t even show their faces.
Isn’t that infuriating?
As soon as the master came in, it wasn’t only the Dragon King and the Crown Prince fighting over his body, but the princesses also showed up, and without regard for kinship, started quarreling over father and son.
This is the disgrace of the Divine Dragon Clan, they dare to look down on me; they’ll get theirs!
Eryao cursed furiously, scolding those women for being shameless princesses.
“Eryao, are you seriously falling for them?
Are you jealous?” Jiang Tang continued to tease, having not spoken this much with Eryao for a long time, he missed this kind of interaction.
How long had it been since he had such a leisurely chat with Eryao and Green Ox?
That’s what they call the abundance of time when poor, and no time when rich!
Back when he was so poor, he spent 2/3 of his day with Eryao and Green Ox, tirelessly toiling away farming in the space.
Now, he didn’t need to tend to the space’s fields anymore.
With just a casual spell, a dispatched avatar, or a pet, he could get the work done.
What need was there for him to water the plants by hand, or hoe the ground with a hoe?
Jiang Tang reflected on this in his heart while he still listened to the Dragon King, Crown Prince, and princesses continuing to argue in his ears.
What were they arguing about anyway?
They were thinking about who should step forward first?
Cowards afraid of death?
Arguing over who should go first?
Eryao, furious with his master’s taunting, lost his appetite for the delicious food.
Seeing Green Ox continuously eating while he spoke, he slapped him hard.
“Eat, eat, eat, eat, that’s all you do.
Where’s this energy when it’s time to work?”
Green Ox…, can’t argue with the master, so you take it out on me?
Am I your venting bag, how unfortunate is that?
But he dared not defy Eryao; his hide was thick, and a slap didn’t really hurt.
If he talked back, that would incite a never-ending stream of Eryao’s nagging.
Eryao’s talent for scolding was something Green Ox had been subjected to endlessly over the years.
After hitting Green Ox a few times, Eryao felt like he was dealing with a mute, and no amount of hitting would rid him of the frustration in his heart.
“Master, you’re so bad!”
Jiang Tang wouldn’t admit being bad himself, his favorite phrase being ‘men not bad, women not love’:
“Eryao, aren’t they advancing?
Are they planning to wait forever?
I don’t have the patience for that!
What are they arguing about?”
Eryao, having been so mocked by his master just now, is now being asked to tell what those Divine Dragon maidens are squabbling about?
“Master, the Princess has requested that the Dragon King and the Crown Prince betroth you to her!”
Jiang Tang…
are these princesses feeling frisky?
In this place without water, can you really afford to be so flighty?
“The Dragon King and the Crown Prince don’t agree, right?”
Eryao nodded, “Yes, the Dragon King said, ‘Master, you are his,’ and the Crown Prince said, ‘Master, you are his too?’ So the Dragon King and so many Crown Princes fought over you, rejecting the Princess’s request to choose a husband!”
Jiang Tang…
pfft, do you all swing both ways?
The Dragon King and the Crown Princes are all ghosts, if you’re bisexual, go find a ghost!
Damn, I belong to myself, I belong to my wives, and I have nothing to do with you bastards!
Rejecting the Princess is also right, I already have wives, but I have some singles here, Eryao might suit you.
“Master, you’re too mean, I’m not talking to you anymore!” Eryao, who could hear the thoughts in his master’s mind, of course knew that Jiang Tang was not only teasing him mentally, but had also said it out loud.
“Uh, I forgot pets and their owners have a mental connection, sigh, can’t even think about anything in my own head, Eryao, close off your thoughts when you want!”
“No way, Master, you want to secretly tease me in your mind, thinking I wouldn’t know if I closed off, but then Green Ox, that waste, would know!”
Green Ox…
I get shot even when I’m lying down, I haven’t said a word, why keep picking on me?
Life is so hard!
Jiang Tang…
so you want to possess my body, huh?
I’ll show you some fun, I’ll shut you up, am I someone you can just take or snatch away whenever you wish, Jiang Tang?
Piss on yourself for a look, Divine Dragons?
Not even worth mentioning compared to my Eryao!
Eryao…
“Master, although you speak crudely, I like your last sentence.
You take the lead, Master!”
Jiang Tang…
do I really need to deal with these ghosts myself?
“Artifact Spirit, collect!”
Eryao…
as I thought, Master, you’re too lazy, not moving this, not moving that, you’ll rust!
The plan was to watch the show, and the Artifact Spirit looked forward to seeing how Jiang Tang would deal with the Dragon King.
Artifact Spirit…
“Master, you’re cheating, you know?”
Although it thought this, it had to do as its master commanded.
The shrimp soldiers and crab generals had been bothering them for several days and nights, and it was quite annoyed.
Did the Dragon King have any novelty to his ultimate moves?
Apart from releasing ghosts, it’s either cold or hot, is that all the spell a Dragon King has?
I’m not afraid of thunder and lightning, and Master is even less so.
Wind and rain, fire, is that all you know?
The Artifact Spirit was contemptuous of the useless Dragon King in its mind, let alone his Crown Prince and Princess.
“Suck in!”
The Hell Palace was used by the Artifact Spirit, which sucked in all the shrimp soldiers and crab generals surrounding Jiang Tang into the Magical Treasure.
Without the Dragon King’s orders, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals were caught off guard and inexplicably entered another space.
Oh my god, why are there so many ghosts and Demonic Beasts here?
Inside the Hell Palace, the Demonic Beasts and ghosts who had fought the shrimp soldiers and crab generals before saw so many of them appear in the space all at once, and the Hell Palace suddenly became a chaotic battlefield.
They hadn’t killed enough before, and this moment was perfect for getting their fill, taking them all out.
Inside the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King, Crown Prince, and Princess stopped their squabbling and there was a second of silence.
The Dragon King was the first to react; his manifested ghosts had been dealt with.
They vanished without a trace, surely related to this human’s Magical Treasure, which had also inexplicably produced so many living creatures before, then suddenly taken them away again.
The Dragon King, having seen much, had become an Immortal and knew of the Space Magical Treasures crafted by Immortals; in fact, he had one too, only his was used to gather ghosts for his service.
He gathered all the dead fish and shrimp from the sea above the Dragon Palace into his Magical Treasure, refining them into ghosts.
If not for the mighty function of the Magical Treasure, how could the fish and shrimp ghosts from the sea become his capable shrimp soldiers and crab generals?
To have thousands of troops, it’s impossible to always stay in the Dragon Palace; that’s the power of a Magical Treasure.
The Crown Princes also came to their senses, joining the Dragon King in a plan to take down Jiang Tang.