Chapter 76 The Vajra Barbie
Zhou Tiancheng was struck by lightning!
He immediately became extremely flustered, "What should I do? What should I do? I don't want to turn into a dried husk! Brother-in-law, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have let it slip. What do we do now?"
Chen Xuan said solemnly, "You just need to hold on until eight in the morning. When day breaks, the Peach Blossom Fiend won't be able to enter your dreams, and you'll be safe and sound."
Zhou Tiancheng looked at the time and felt an urge to cry, "It's only five in the morning now, there are still three hours. I really can't hold on."
He felt like an eternity was passing with every second. It seemed like he would fall asleep at any moment and go to great lengths with the Jade Goddess in his dreams. He couldn't possibly last another three hours.
"Chen Xuan, stop teasing him," Su Yunxi said helplessly.
Chen Xuan glanced at Su Yunxi, rolled his eyes, realizing he couldn't fool her. He then smiled at Zhou Tiancheng, "Alright, I have a way, but I'll need your cooperation."
Zhou Tiancheng couldn't be bothered to blame Chen Xuan for deliberately teasing him. He quickly said, "Brother-in-law, tell me, I'll cooperate with anything, as long as that Jade Goddess doesn't get me."
Chen Xuan continued, "Zhou Tiancheng, lie down on the sofa and sleep now. You'll be responsible for luring the Peach Blossom Fiend out. I'll handle the rest."
"Ah? Be a decoy?" Zhou Tiancheng's face turned pale.
If it were in the past, he would eagerly anticipate spending the night with the Jade Goddess every night. But now, knowing that the Peach Blossom Fiend was deadly, he felt resistant.
What if he couldn't catch the ghost and ended up being consumed, then he'd be finished!
Chen Xuan shrugged, "You don't want to? You weren't this cowardly when you were dealing with female ghosts! If not, then you just wait to be sucked dry."
Zhou Tiancheng gritted his teeth, as if making a firm decision, and said, "Okay, I promise, but you have to keep an eye on it and don't let that Jade Goddess suck me dry."
Chen Xuan nodded.
Although Zhou Tiancheng was trembling with fear and unwilling, he was already very sleepy. He closed his eyes and immediately fell asleep.
Almost the moment Zhou Tiancheng fell asleep, the string of jade beads trembled slightly.
A chilling aura of Yin energy instantly spread out, sending ice-cold shivers down Chen Xuan and Su Yunxi's spines.
The temperature in the room also seemed to drop by a few degrees.
Chen Xuan's gaze sharpened, and he said in a low voice, "It's here!"
"What's here? Why can't I see it?" Su Yunxi asked.
Chen Xuan slapped his forehead, "You don't have Heavenly Eyes, so you can't see the Peach Blossom Fiend at all. Don't worry, I'll open your Heavenly Eyes."
After speaking, Chen Xuan brought his fingers together. His fingertips emitted a faint glow, and he brushed them past Su Yunxi's beautiful eyes. Su Yunxi felt a warmth in her eyes. When she opened them again, she saw a phantom figure, like a projection, standing in front of Zhou Tiancheng.
Su Yunxi's mind was firm. After a slight moment of shock, she calmed down, staring blankly at the scene.
If Chen Xuan's previous explanation of the Peach Blossom Fiend was theoretical knowledge, then this was now practical application.
At this moment, Su Yunxi's scientific worldview, established since childhood, completely collapsed.
Seeing the complex expression on Su Yunxi's pretty face, Chen Xuan expected it. After all, not everyone had a father who was proficient in Feng Shui.
At this moment—
The phantom figure, like a projection, appeared as if made of light, its face unclear. However, one could see its thin red lips parting slightly, uttering a very charming and soft voice, "Cheng Cheng, what shall we play next?"
"Is it this?"
As soon as the words fell, the phantom figure rippled like a stone thrown into a lake. In the next moment, the phantom figure became real, transforming into a beautiful woman wearing ancient court attire.
She was dressed in a blood-red palace gown, exuding a hint of seduction within its solemnity.
Chen Xuan: "..."
Su Yunxi's cheeks also turned red.
A moment later, the woman in the palace gown saw Zhou Tiancheng showing no reaction. Her red lips pouted, seemingly dissatisfied but incredibly cute.
"It seems you don't like this personality, so let's change to another one!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the woman in the palace gown transformed into a cool and aloof beauty.
Zhou Tiancheng's soul still did not emerge.
Following that, the Jade Goddess changed again into a playful and cute young beauty.
However, Zhou Tiancheng's soul remained unmoved.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan began to admire Zhou Tiancheng. He could remain unmoved despite so much temptation. This Casanova, Young Master Zhou, was truly something.
At this moment, she suddenly transformed into a tall and mature woman dressed in an OL uniform.
She beckoned to Zhou Tiancheng. Almost instantly, a spectral shadow shot up from Zhou Tiancheng and sat upright. That was naturally Zhou Tiancheng's soul.
Zhou Tiancheng stared intently at the mature woman in the OL uniform, his eyes practically spitting fire, his mouth agape, drooling, "My Jade Goddess!"
Chen Xuan slapped his forehead, utterly speechless.
This Zhou Tiancheng was too easy to praise.
He had completely overestimated Zhou Tiancheng. The reason this fellow could resist temptation was simply because he hadn't encountered his preferred type.
In fact, this was within Chen Xuan's expectations. Judging by Zhou Tiancheng's words, he referred to them as female ghosts or Peach Blossom Fiends, yet Zhou Tiancheng repeatedly called it Jade Goddess. In his heart, Zhou Tiancheng truly favored this Jade Goddess.
The woman in the black silk uniform saw Zhou Tiancheng, a hint of greed flashing in her beautiful eyes, and eagerly flew towards Zhou Tiancheng.
Just as Chen Xuan was about to make a move, suddenly the woman in the black silk uniform seemed to be pulled by some unknown force, forcing her to stop abruptly and turn her head slowly.
She seemed to have seen something, and her fair, tender face instantly became incredibly sinister and terrifying. Blood flowed from her eyes, down her cheeks and onto the ground, instantly dyeing it a deep red.
Chen Xuan followed her gaze and saw that the Peach Blossom Fiend was staring intently at Su Yunxi!
Why was she looking at Su Yunxi like that?
But Chen Xuan no longer had time to ponder!
Suddenly, the Peach Blossom Fiend's fair, slender legs rapidly swelled. Her clothes were stretched open by her bulging muscles, and the stockings on her legs were torn one by one. Her upper body and arm muscles also bulged as if mutated. Her long hair fluttered in the air, as if transformed, growing wildly to a length of several zhang.
Then, this Peach Blossom Fiend, like a madwoman, rushed towards Su Yunxi!
This was the first time Su Yunxi had encountered such a situation in her life. She couldn't remain calm even if she wanted to, and shouted, "Chen Xuan..."
The long hair of the mutating Peach Blossom Fiend intertwined and lunged towards Su Yunxi's brow!
Su Yunxi's legs felt as heavy as lead, and she couldn't move at all. Finally, she squeezed her eyes shut, her pretty face completely pale.
However, what she expected did not happen. After a few seconds, she slowly opened her beautiful eyes...
At some unknown time, Chen Xuan had already clasped his hand in a spiritual incantation and pressed it against the Peach Blossom Fiend's brow.
This mutated woman in uniform let out a piercing roar, her mouth wide open, but the power of the spiritual incantation in Chen Xuan's hand rendered the Peach Blossom Fiend completely immobile.
"Yunxi, are you alright?" Chen Xuan turned around and asked Su Yunxi.
"I... I'm fine." Su Yunxi, startled, nodded with difficulty.
Woken up by the commotion, Zhou Tiancheng groggily climbed up from the sofa and walked over. He looked at what Chen Xuan was controlling and asked casually, "Hey, brother-in-law, what is this thing? Why does it look so terrifying?"
Having been afflicted by the Peach Blossom Fiend, Zhou Tiancheng could naturally see it.
"Here, this is the Jade Goddess who has been entwined with you day and night," Chen Xuan said helplessly.
Zhou Tiancheng was stunned for a moment, then his face changed drastically. He looked at the Peach Blossom Fiend again, his expression instantly becoming incredibly complex, and he stammered, "This... this..."
"This thing, with a head of a heavenly beauty and a body of muscles as robust as a vajra, is a complete Vajra Barbie doll. My Jade Goddess looks like this?!"