"Hello, is this Ms. Jun?"
"Yes, I am."
"I'm from the Municipal Public Security Bureau. Your phone number is in arrears, and your bank account is suspected of money laundering, fraud, and other criminal activities. Please cooperate."
Shui Wa: "This scammer's skills are not good enough; he even stutters."
"Oh, how do I need to cooperate?"
"Bring your ID card and come to the Municipal Public Security Bureau."
"Oh, okay, I'll be right there."
Jun Jiuli quickly hung up the phone, asked Shui Wa to locate and report it, leaving the scammer on the other end dumbfounded.
This was his first time making a phone call; his previous business was all done via text messages.
Thinking that making calls was quite easy, and the prepared script wasn't even finished, why wasn't this person suspicious?
Unable to figure it out, he tossed the thought aside and prepared to contact the next lamb from the phone number on the A4 paper.
Soon, the police burst in, catching them completely off guard. The entire group meekly put their hands on their heads and crouched down.
At the police station, they all wept bitterly, recounting how they had mistakenly entered this illegal den and hoping for a lighter sentence.
Shui Wa: "Hahaha, I've found a very suitable job for myself: professional reporter."
"You are indeed quite professional."
Using Jun Jiuli's identity, Shui Wa applied for another card and waited daily for criminals to show up. Later, he waited until he was moldy and never encountered any again.
They were all sales representatives trying to sell houses and cars. With Jun Jiuli's current salary,
She likely wouldn't be able to buy a decent house even if she lived until she died. Fortunately, she didn't need to get married or start a family, so living without a house was acceptable.
Jun Jiuli didn't need him, so she molded a good-looking appearance for him and created a new identity.
Shui Wa began traveling all over the country, earning all his money from the stock market.
Every time he arrived at a new location, the local police would have different gains, which he found quite enjoyable.
Forty years passed in a flash in this world, yet Jun Jiuli showed no signs of aging. The people around her suspected she had taken an elixir.
Zhao Jinxiu met Jun Jiuli again during her university years. She hadn't seen Jun Jiuli's true appearance before.
Their relationship was quite good. Jun Jiuli, thinking she would be leaving, decided to say goodbye and made an appointment to visit her with gifts.
Zhao Jinxiu and Li Zhenjun had a daughter, who wasn't home as she had already gone to school.
"Jiuli, why did you bring so many things? You're too formal. Come in quickly and sit down."
"Oh, it's been a long time since I last visited you. Are your retirement days comfortable?"
"Of course, hahaha. You haven't changed at all over the years. Indeed, not getting married and having children keeps you young."
"Do you regret it?"
Zhao Jinxiu's face immediately turned serious, "Not at all, never. I live very happily every day."
"That's good then."
They chatted for a while before Li Zhenjun returned. Despite his age, he was still upright and a handsome old man.
The couple's affection for each other was evident, and they would occasionally get intimate, making their daughter sigh that she was an accident.
Jun Jiuli had pre-arranged a funeral team and crematorium. The young woman responsible for her had called three times daily to inquire about her situation since she signed the contract.
After failing to reach her one day, the young woman, with her key, went to Jun Jiuli's home.
She changed the clothes and applied makeup to the convincingly realistic corpse, finally pushing it into the incinerator to turn it into a pile of ashes.
Shui Wa: "Since it's all going to be cremated in the end, what's the point of all this?"
Jun Jiuli: "Is it wrong for a person to want to leave with dignity?"
"Yes, yes, you're right."
The burial plot had also been selected. Friends who knew her came to bid her a final farewell. Looking at the words carved on the tombstone, they were proof of her life in this world.
Jun Jiuli's death was somewhat sudden, as she looked incredibly well. No one expected her to leave first.
"Jun Jun lived a worthwhile life. Beautiful and smart, she was carefree and lived freely."
"That's well said. She was still beautiful when she died, and she left so gracefully. I want to be like that in the future."
Zhao Jinxiu: "She was fine just last month, how could this happen? It's too sudden."
Li Zhenjun embraced her to comfort her, "Don't cry anymore. Jun Jiuli wouldn't want to see you like this."
"Alas, we're all getting old. From now on, we live one day less each day."
"Yes, so we must cherish every day. From now on, I will stay with you all the time. That way, even if I die suddenly, I won't have any regrets."
"Pah pah pah, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Yes, it's all nonsense. We still have to wait for our daughter to get married and start a family, and see if those brats are worthy of my daughter. I'll help her vet them."
...
Jun Jiuli arrived in Shui Wa's world. It was not the ethereal, immortal scene she had imagined. The streets were devoid of ghosts, eerily silent.
The surrounding buildings were dark, as if shrouded in a thin mist, making them unclear.
Shui Wa reverted to his original form and nestled in Jun Jiuli's pocket. With enough points, he could retire with Jun Jiuli.
Upon arriving at the Quick Transmigration Affairs Bureau, they exchanged points for a large villa, complete with robot butlers who responded to any command.
Shui Wa returned incredibly quickly, even faster than his brother, who had left 200 years earlier and hadn't returned yet.
His speed had made him famous in the world of transmigration systems, even appearing in newspapers, which made him quite pleased.
Upon receiving the news, his family unanimously agreed to welcome him back. Shui Wa rolled around with joy as he saw the messages on the electronic screen.
"Welcome back, Little Shui Wa."
"Welcome +1"
"Welcome +2"
...
Shui Wa: "It's been a while since I greeted everyone. Do you all miss me?"
"To be honest, not that much..."
"I'm a tiny bit jealous..."
"Me too..."
"Why is his luck so good? I want to go home too,呜呜呜~"
Shui Wa: "Keep going, keep going. One day you'll all be back. The air here is filled with happiness. I feel like I'm about to level up."
"Get lost, you thing."
"I'm unhappy. Little Bao, do you have any secret techniques? Teach me. Other worlds are not comfortable at all."
"Add one."
"The secret technique is to listen to the host more, and don't call me Little Bao anymore. I have a name, remember, I am Shui Wa."
"..."
"I don't want to talk to him anymore. I'm shutting down, do not disturb."
"Alas, each system has its own destiny..."
At this moment, Jun Jiuli was lying on the large bed in the villa, reading a book. The civilization here was far more advanced.
She planned to make copies of all these books and then send them to the interstellar world after organizing them.
This world was good, but it wasn't suitable for her. She wanted to take useful things back to accompany her grandfather. Shui Wa could stay here.