"..."
Qin Tian's mouth twitched. This ferocious beast was really asking for it, seeking out the notorious bandit of Nanjiang. It was completely suppressed.
At this moment, in a toilet stall,
Rumble, rumble, rumble!
Deafening sounds echoed throughout the entire restroom, making one seriously suspect that a demolition project was underway inside.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it all!"
'Jiang Chen's' eyes were bloodshot, veins bulging slightly.
It felt only one sensation: its head felt like it was about to be ripped off...
Beyond the physical discomfort, what pained it even more was the psychological disgust.
As a soul-type ferocious beast with obsessive-compulsive disorder regarding cleanliness, it simply could not tolerate such filth. The mental torture was already pushing it to its limit.
Its true form was ethereal, never sullied by even a speck of dust in the world. To approach Chen Shu, it had to transform into a corporeal human.
But it never expected to suffer such humiliation the moment they met...
"What was in that tea?!"
It clenched its fists, its fingernails digging into its flesh, drawing faint traces of blood.
To prevent any flaws, it had simulated the original Jiang Chen to perfection, leaving no trace for any beast tamer to discover.
Although the opponent was an ordinary person, he exercised regularly and possessed considerable physical fitness. Unexpectedly, facing the bandit-brand laxative, he proved so vulnerable...
Rumble, rumble, rumble!
Another half hour of continuous bombardment passed.
'Jiang Chen's' face was pale, its mind growing numb. It even felt as though its sphincter was completely ruined...
Could this truly be borne by a human?
Its eyes were vacant as it muttered to itself, "I really can't take it anymore..."
In an instant, a strange change occurred in Jiang Chen's body; it seemed to become somewhat transparent.
A primal self-preservation mechanism made it want to revert to its ferocious beast form.
"Huh?!"
The next second, it sobered up and forcibly maintained its human form.
Qin Tian was right outside. If it transformed into a ferocious beast, it would be exposed, and the plan would be utterly ruined.
"The plan can't be executed today. I have to retreat for now!"
A decisive glint appeared in Jiang Chen's eyes. It took a deep breath, held it in forcefully, and then pulled up its pants, ready to bolt.
However, after taking just two steps, its stomach rumbled again, as if the seas were churning within.
"Damn it all! Chen Shu, you killer!"
'Jiang Chen's' expression was contorted in pain, its eyes filled with despair and desolation. It could only obediently return to the stall.
It couldn't possibly run while in such a state...
Putting aside its own severe cleanliness phobia, which made such behavior unacceptable, even Qin Tian and the others would become suspicious.
"As expected of a ferocious beast with the Beast Emperor bloodline, its endurance is quite impressive!"
Chen Shu leaned against the corridor, listening to the tremendous noises from the restroom, a hint of praise in his eyes.
"Kid, you're not going to cause trouble, are you?"
Qin Tian, on the side, spoke with a grave expression. "If that's the real Jiang Chen, then you're completely finished!"
"Impossible! Old Qin, believe me!"
Chen Shu shook his head. The King's Tracking Device and the system's choices had all provided him with hints.
"If something really goes wrong..."
Qin Tian said, "You're going to be prepared for a full prison stint!"
"..."
Chen Shu's mouth twitched, then he thought of something and asked curiously:
"Principal, if it were real, what crime would I be charged with? Laxative crime?"
"???"
Qin Tian was stumped for a moment, then finally said:
"Of course, it would be assault and battery! And it would be both physical and spiritual!"
"..."
While the two were bantering, the 'Jiang Chen' in the restroom was already reaching its breaking point.
Its body was flickering between transparency and solidity, appearing incredibly bizarre.
It was finding it increasingly difficult to suppress its ferocious beast aura...
"Damn it! I'll take the risk!"
A look of determination flashed in its eyes. It had no choice but to fight for it, without so many reservations.
"Chen Shu... junior brother..."
It yelled towards Chen Shu outside the restroom with all its might.
Chen Shu's brows twitched, and he responded from inside:
"Hm? Senior Brother Jiang, what's wrong?"
"The toilet paper has all been used up. Could you bring some in for me?"
A murderous intent flickered in its eyes. If it could kill him, it would escape immediately, and Qin Tian alone wouldn't be able to stop it.
"No problem!"
Chen Shu smiled faintly, simultaneously giving Qin Tian a meaningful glance.
Qin Tian nodded with deep understanding, already prepared to act.
To be safe, Chen Shu summoned the Spatial Rabbit and stepped into the restroom together.
"Senior Brother, are you alright..."
Chen Shu pulled out a gas mask and asked cautiously.
"I'm holding up, I can manage for now..."
Jiang Chen's weak voice came from the stall. It said feebly,
"What exactly was in that tea of yours?"
"That tea..."
Chen Shu smiled slightly and laid it all out, "It's the Bandit-brand Laxative I specially developed..."
"??"
Jiang Chen's mouth twitched. You're not even pretending anymore!
"I don't think I've offended you..."
To inflict such a potent laxative upon first meeting – was there no law, no order?!
"Of course not, we've never met before."
Chen Shu grinned and said, "This is just a blessing from the bandit..."
"By the way, I heard you have severe OCD. Do you have any comments you'd like to make now?"
"You?!"
Jiang Chen's fists clenched. It hadn't expected the other party to be doing this intentionally!
Had its identity been seen through?
But in the next moment, it dismissed the thought. Its disguise was flawless, undetectable by anyone, and its actions revealed no flaws.
It had only one conclusion: the other party might simply be uncivilized...
"Shu Shu, I love tormenting people the most..."
Chen Shu's lewd voice came again, enough to drive anyone mad, let alone a ferocious beast with an inherently violent temperament!
"Roar!"
Red light flared in Jiang Chen's eyes. The rage in its heart continued to build, finally erupting completely!
Bang!
The door of the toilet stall was instantly blasted open, and 'Jiang Chen' rushed out.
But at this moment, its appearance was bizarre. Its body remained human,
while its head had transformed into a translucent blue dragon head, like a spirit in a human movie. Its eyes were blood-red, filled with icy killing intent.
"Holy crap!"
Chen Shu's body jolted, and he instantly moved aside, disappearing from the restroom with the Spatial Rabbit.
Using a spatial portal, he had already reached the sky above the academy.
"You can't escape!"
Jiang Chen's dragon head spoke human words, its gaze filled with killing intent as if it were tangible. It also teleported away from its spot.
The revenge for the spraying was irreconcilable!