"What kind of talk is that…"
Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Teacher Liu taught me to write it."
"Old Liu taught you?"
Qin Tian's eyes widened, and he quickly called Liu Feng, asking him to come over.
Ten minutes later, Liu Feng arrived at Chen Shu's dormitory.
"Chen Pi, you caused trouble again?"
"Teacher, I didn't do anything!"
Chen Shu shrugged and said, "The principal called you here."
"Old Liu, did you tell Chen Shu to write this resume?"
Qin Tian handed over the resume in his hand and sighed deeply.
"Let me see…"
Liu Feng took it, but his expression gradually became wrong as well.
After a while, he forced himself to calm down and asked,
"Did you really write this?"
"Teacher, are there any problems with it? I think it's okay!"
"What did you write for personal abilities?!"
Liu Feng's forehead was covered in black lines, and he began to read:
"Proficient in all sorts of thermal weapons, such as: incendiary bombs, rocket launchers, and nuclear bombs!"
"Strong interpersonal skills, extremely adept at extortion! Give me a chance, and even King-level experts will shed tears!"
"Excellent combat ability, skilled in sneak attacks under various circumstances, no one will ever anticipate it…"
"…"
After a long pause, Liu Feng asked, "Are you sure this is a resume?!"
"Uh…"
Chen Shu scratched his head and asked seriously, "Is there anything wrong with it?"
"There's nothing right about it!"
Liu Feng reprimanded him, then continued to read:
"I can understand personal abilities, but what the heck is practical experience?!"
"The number of nuclear bombs deployed reaches double digits, rocket launchers have accurately struck beast tamers of all levels, and the highest record for incendiary bombs is setting an entire street ablaze…"
"Negotiated with two King-level beast tamers from Sakura Country, successfully stripping them of their wealth, and negotiated with a legendary contracted spirit from the Free Alliance, seizing hundreds of billions in ransom…"
"To date, I have sneak attacked over a hundred beast tamers, with a success rate of 99%, and an injury and fatality rate of 80%…"
"…"
By this point, Liu Feng's heart was already struggling to cope.
"Most importantly…"
He stared directly at Chen Shu and said, "Isn't the salary and benefits you're asking for too outrageous!"
"Teacher, I'm the national champion, it's not too much to ask for more, right?"
"And this is your reason for demanding 51% of the company's shares?!"
"Uh… I'm short on money!"
Chen Shu said, "Besides, with shares, I can work for the company with more dedication!"
"You're looking for a job, not robbing a bank!"
"Is there a difference?"
"???"
Liu Feng took a deep breath. Seeing this resume, it was merciful that they didn't call the police…
Then, he read out the highlights, finally throwing the resume onto the sofa and shouting,
"You call this a resume?!"
"Isn't it?"
Chen Shu's face was full of innocence, saying,
"Teacher, didn't you tell me to be truthful? I can narrate any of these things, absolutely no fabrication!"
"…"
Liu Feng's mouth twitched. Can't you be too honest?
After a while, he took a deep breath and said,
"Chen Pi, sometimes, a white lie is acceptable, it's beneficial for maintaining world peace…"
"Really?"
Chen Shu scratched his head and asked, "Then how should I write it?"
Qin Tian said, "Just write about the experiences of a normal student! Isn't that good?"
"Makes sense!"
Chen Shu nodded, then said, "The problem is, besides what's on the resume, I don't have any other experiences!"
"…"
Liu Feng and Qin Tian fell silent.
If they didn't write what was on it, Chen Shu genuinely seemed to have nothing else to write about…
After a long pause, Qin Tian said,
"Chen Pi, why don't we just forget about looking for a job…"
He was already considering whether to send Chen Shu to the Town Spirit Army or the Dragon Guard.
Let alone ordinary companies, even King-level Beast Taming Regiments wouldn't dare to take this guy.
"But everyone needs to work!"
Chen Shu said, "Teacher, I believe I will definitely find a discerning patron!"
"…"
Liu Feng's mouth twitched. Discerning patron, my foot, he's purely a lunatic!
He said with a firm tone, "If anyone can look at this resume and be interested, I'll do a handstand and defecate on the spot!"
"Flying out is impossible, to the world of flowers…"
Just then, Chen Shu's phone rang.
"Wait a moment, I'm answering a call!"
Chen Shu answered the phone, and after a few words, he exclaimed in surprise:
"Are you serious?! You're willing to hire me?!"
"???"
Liu Feng's expression froze. Are you hiring an actor?!
Ten minutes later,
"Coming for an interview tomorrow? No problem at all!!"
Chen Shu hung up the phone, then looked at Liu Feng, a strange smile in his eyes,
"You're deliberately playing tricks on me, aren't you?"
Liu Feng's expression was certain. As a normal person, no one would hire this guy.
"What deliberate?"
Chen Shu's eyes were innocent,
"Stop it!"
Liu Feng pouted and said, "I just finished speaking, and your call came right after, aren't you colluding?"
"Am I that bored?"
Chen Shu's eyes widened, looking like he had been wronged.
"This kind of boring nonsense, only you can do it!"
"It's really not!"
Chen Shu spread his hands and said, "It's the All-Powerful Beast Taming Group calling! They really want to hire me as a member of the Chief Beast Taming Team!"
"All-Powerful Group?"
Qin Tian was slightly stunned and said, "Are you sure it's them?"
"It was said on the phone, it shouldn't be fake, right?"
Chen Shu said, "They want me to interview at the company tomorrow."
"Then you go and try!"
Qin Tian said, "The All-Powerful Group is a nationwide chain enterprise, mainly responsible for the processing of various beast-related raw materials. Its overall strength definitely ranks in the top ten!"
"That's pretty good!"
Chen Shu's heart stirred slightly, and he quickly said,
"Principal, can you help me check the value of the company's shares?"
Qin Tian was slightly stunned, then seemed to realize something and questioned,
"You're not planning to sell your shares and run, are you?"
"How could that be… I'm just asking casually…"
Chen Shu chuckled and remained silent.
"Seize the opportunity!"
Qin Tian patted his shoulder and walked towards the balcony, muttering,
"In this day and age, someone actually dares to recruit a ruthless bandit?"
Liu Feng remained silent, preparing to leave with Qin Tian.
Chen Shu quickly stopped Liu Feng and said, "Teacher Liu, what you just said…"
Liu Feng turned to look at him, asking in confusion,
"Did I say anything just now?"
Before Chen Shu could answer, he added, "No, I don't remember saying anything."
"???"
Chen Shu's mouth twitched. What kind of self-answering mode is this? Is this a split personality?