"Little Xi, you can't snatch your sister-in-law away! You have to let her sit with Mr. Wu." Pi Xiaoqian said.
"Mind your own business. You should worry more about yourself. When are you going to bring that lunatic home?"
Li Minxi was merciless.
Upon hearing this, Pi Xiaoqian fell silent.
Li Minyu had not returned, and neither of them had looked for him. However, settling for this situation was not a long-term solution.
"Why do you fall silent when I mention that lunatic? Hurry up and make her come back. If she doesn't come back soon, you'll have even less control over her."
"That's your sister. Stop calling her a lunatic all the time. Be careful she doesn't deal with you when she gets back. Don't expect me to be your shield then."
"As if I care. I have Yangzi now. I don't need you anymore."
"Fine. I remember. If you call me then, I won't be able to save you. Brother Guo, when her sister comes back and fights with Little Xi, stay far away. It'll be troublesome if you get caught in the crossfire."
"Can we be more manly? Do you know why my sister is reluctant to marry you? It's because you indulge her too much. I'm anxious for you. A wife should be tamed, and dough should be kneaded. You need to be a man. Otherwise, she'll always look down on you. Come back and learn from me, be direct and confront her."
"Little Xi, how long has it been since you've seen your sister?" Guo Xuyang asked.
"Must be two or three years. Why do you ask?"
"Don't you miss your sister?"
"Why would I miss her? Every time she comes back, she beats me up so badly I can barely stand."
"Hahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter at her remark.
"So, the wicked are dealt with by the wicked," Xiao Yun chimed in.
"Say one less word, and no one will think you're mute," Li Minxi said grumpily.
"A tomboy dares to act and dares to admit it. What's so funny about that?"
"That's why she always picks on me. When she can't beat her sister, she comes to me because she knows I'm easy to bully," Pi Xiaoqian added.
"It's your honor that I bully you. I wouldn't bully others even if they let me."
"Alright. It's all your reasoning. Today is Wu Bing and Liu Hui's big day, so I won't argue with you."
"Alright, alright, it'll be time to eat soon. Be quiet for a while," Jiang Qixin said.
"Little Xi, you can't be so aggressive in the future, or you might not get married."
"Uncle Jiang, I've already found someone, it's Guo Xuyang. I will be part of the Guo family in life and death. I can't find someone like Pi Xiaoqian, who is so afraid of his wife that he doesn't even dare to confess." Li Minxi said frankly.
"You girl, does Brother Guo agree?"
"He has to agree whether he agrees or not."
Anyone who called Li Minxi foolish would be truly foolish. Today, she wanted to declare her claim in front of everyone. So what if Ilena was pregnant? So what if Xiao Yun knew her earlier? So what if Guo Yiyang confessed his love on stage? She wanted to tell everyone openly that she, Li Minxi, was determined to be with Guo Xuyang. None of the people present were fools or simpletons; they understood Li Minxi's intentions. But no one would argue with her at this moment. As for who Guo Xuyang would marry when he returned, or who he would end up with, it was still an unknown. Whoever could laugh last would depend on their own abilities. The banquet soon began. Guo Xuyang, Jiang Qixin, Cheng Xiuping, Wu Youzhi, and Pi Xiaoqian, along with Li Minxi, Xiao Yun, Wu Aili, Ilena, and Guo Yiyang, sat at one table, while others sat at another. People are in high spirits during happy occasions, and everyone present was very happy and drank a lot. By the time Wu Bing and Liu Hui came to toast, Guo Xuyang's table had already consumed three bottles of national liquor.
"Uncle, President Jiang, President Cheng, President Guo, President Pi, and all the sisters-in-law, thank you very much for coming to help. Little Hui and I are here to toast you. You must drink well at this wedding banquet today," Wu Bing said with a smile as he entered.
"It's our duty. Drinking wedding wine doesn't hurt your back; you must drink more. First of all, congratulations to you both. I wish you a harmonious union and everlasting love. From now on, you are family. If anything arises, communicate promptly; don't keep things to yourselves. As the saying goes, communication is the key to happiness. Only through frequent communication and exchange can contradictions be prevented from growing. Also, be considerate of each other. Teeth and the tongue sometimes bump into each other, let alone two people. Discuss matters frequently and resolve any misunderstandings promptly. I believe your future life together will be better and better. I'll drink this one," Wu Youzhi said.
"Thank you, Uncle, for your teachings. We will pay attention in the future," Wu Bing and Liu Hui replied.
"Mr. Wu, you can't just impart wisdom; we need a performance!" Pi Xiaoqian said.
"As an elder, I won't perform. If any of you have a performance, please do one. I'll drink this wine," Wu Youzhi said.
"Everyone knows drinking wedding wine doesn't hurt your back, so why should only you drink? We still want to drink this wine. There are no age or status differences during the wedding celebrations; you must perform. Otherwise, this wine will be meaningless," Pi Xiaoqian insisted.
"Then let the newlyweds guess a riddle? A woman's underwear, guess a place name."
"What is this? Wu Bing, if you can't guess, let your wife guess," Pi Xiaoqian said.
"Mr. Wu, what is this? I've never heard of it before," Guo Xuyang asked.
"Let the young couple guess first, then I'll tell you," Wu Youzhi replied.
"Shameless," Wu Aili pouted.
"Sister-in-law, do you know? What's the answer?" Pi Xiaoqian asked.
"Let your brother tell you later," Wu Aili said, blushing.
"Is it a place in our provincial capital?" Wu Bing asked.
"Yes," Wu Youzhi nodded.
"Is it Mengyin?" Wu Bing was a little uncertain.
"You kid, you haven't forgotten where you're from. I'll finish this wine." Wu Youzhi tilted his head and downed the roughly seventy-five milliliters of liquor.
"Mengyin?" Guo Xuyang pondered for a moment and smiled. The women at the table, however, were not pleased. Li Minxi picked up her phone and started searching.
"Mr. Wu, what about the man's underwear?" she asked.
"It's best to let Wu Bing and his wife guess this one," Wu Youzhi said evasively. He seemed to be quite the wit at banquets.
"Alright. Wu Bing, you two guess this man's underwear, also a place name."
"Director Li, if I guess correctly, you have to drink this wine," Wu Bing said.
"No problem. This counts as one of the performances." Li Minxi generously accepted.
"Baotou. Is that right?"
"Amazing, Wu Bing. Was this taught to you by your uncle?"
Wu Bing blushed and said, "This was told to me by a friend in our university dorm. Back then, this friend would just wander around the dorm wearing only his underwear, and we found him an eyesore. So he made us guess this riddle, and that's how I know."
"What about the previous one then?"
"I know this one now. Of course, you have to think of it in terms of female physical characteristics for the previous one too."
"You men are all the same, not good people," Li Minxi said resentfully.
"I'll drink this wine. But I have another performance, which is Pigsy Carrying His Bride."
"Alright. As long as Director Li is happy, I'll be Pigsy for a day," Wu Bing said.
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