Luo Keke saw Lin Feng's interest in the small stick and chuckled, "Little Linzi, you like this thing so much, do you want this Keke to generously lend it to you for two days!"
"I'll pass! But this thing has a wire, so does it vibrate when plugged in?"
Lin Feng was seeing this kind of thing for the first time and was curious about its proper use.
"Of course it vibrates. What else would a massage stick be if it didn't vibrate?"
Luo Keke gave Lin Feng a sideways glance. This guy was such a country bumpkin, asking such idiotic questions.
"I know it's a massage stick, but what if it leaks electricity? It's not as safe as cucumbers and radishes."
Lin Feng muttered in a low voice.
As soon as he said this, Liu Mengyao, who was drinking milk, sprayed a mouthful of milk all over Lin Feng's face.
"Wow! Sister Yao Yao, why did you spray milk instead of water this time?"
Luo Keke blinked her eyes, looking at Lin Feng covered in milk, and secretly giggled.
Liu Mengyao didn't have the mood to deal with Luo Keke. She coldly stared at Lin Feng, who was covered in milk, and said, "What are you thinking about? This massage stick is for massaging calf muscles, not what you're thinking!"
"I knew it. This massage stick is quite thick, yet you still say it's thin. So it's for massaging calves!"
Lin Feng suddenly smiled and wiped the milk from his face, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Filthy and disgusting! How could Su Qingya fall for a pervert like you!"
Liu Mengyao's pretty face turned a little red. Thinking about what Lin Feng had said, her mind was almost picturing it.
"Wow! Little Linzi, so you thought this massage stick was the one from the adult movies? No wonder you were so interested, you're such a pervert!"
Luo Keke finally understood what Lin Feng was talking about.
She thought that the massage stick could also be used for that purpose.
But her size was fine. As for Sister Yao Yao's new one, it was quite something!
Lin Feng felt so embarrassed that he wanted to slap himself. He should have just thought about it, why did he have to say it out loud?
The key was that these remarks were made to tease his female boss. Wasn't he asking for trouble?
Liu Mengyao saw that Lin Feng didn't intentionally bring up such an indecent topic, so she didn't pursue it further.
Instead, Luo Keke got animated. Hearing Liu Mengyao mention Su Qingya earlier, she couldn't help but ask, "Little Linzi, you like Su Qingya so much, is it because Su Qingya has big breasts? This Keke took a careful look. Although Su Qingya's size is not small, it depends on who you compare her with!"
As she spoke, Luo Keke deliberately puffed out her chest.
Hearing this, Liu Mengyao's eyes dimmed. She subconsciously glanced at her own chest; she really couldn't compare herself to Su Qingya.
Could it be that Lin Feng liked Su Qingya because her figure was more voluptuous than hers?
Lin Feng saw Liu Mengyao taking it to heart and said with an awkward laugh, "Ancestor Keke, don't talk nonsense. It's better to be smaller. Smaller means less burden and less risk of tumors."
"Like Miss Liu here, not too big, not too small, perfectly ideal. She looks good and has an aura in whatever she wears."
Lin Feng did not forget to compliment Liu Mengyao.
Liu Mengyao's pretty face turned even redder. So Lin Feng liked smaller ones?
No, why should I care about his preferences? What does it matter to me whether he likes big or small?
Liu Mengyao quickly shook her head, trying to clear the strange thoughts from her mind.
"Oh my, Little Linzi, you're just sour because you can't have it. You're deliberately buttering up Sister Yao Yao. No man dislikes big ones! If you don't believe me, touch mine and Sister Yao Yao's, and see which one is better, big or small!"
Luo Keke was getting anxious. The part she had always been proud of was being belittled by Lin Feng, and she felt extremely unbalanced.
"You want me to touch them?"
Lin Feng looked at Luo Keke's astonishing assets and felt a bit tempted.
"Keke, stop talking nonsense. If you want to touch yours, I won't let him!"
Liu Mengyao's pretty face was as red as the sunset. After speaking, she got up and went upstairs.
"Here, Sister Yao Yao won't let you touch, but I will. Come on! This Keke must let you know what's truly good!"
Luo Keke put on a show of self-sacrifice and deliberately leaned closer to Lin Feng.
"Ancestor Keke, I have something to do. I'll be going now. Let's talk another time if there's a chance!"
Lin Feng was sweating profusely. He wanted to touch, but he was more afraid that Luo Keke would hold him accountable.
"Wait a minute!"
Luo Keke called out to Lin Feng and said, looking up, "Little Linzi, don't you just want to help Su Qingya and Sun Fatty resolve their current crisis? If you beg this Keke, this Keke can give you a good idea!"
"What good idea can you have?"
Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Little Linzi, you really don't know this Keke enough. This Keke is not only Detective Keke but also Strategist Keke!"
As Luo Keke spoke, she struck a pensive pose, resting her chin on her hand and occasionally giving Lin Feng a flirtatious glance!
Strategist Keke? This is probably Idiot Keke!
Lin Feng was amused and exasperated, but he didn't want to reject Luo Keke's good intentions. He said, "Alright then, I beg you. Give me an idea."
Luo Keke giggled, opened her phone, and said, "Look, Sun Pengfei, that sissy, has also learned to ride the coattails of trends. Relying on the heated public opinion, he took the opportunity to expand the scale of his buffet restaurant! He's even having a grand anniversary sale with huge discounts!"
"In reality, isn't he just trying to make money with this opportunity?"
"Then you should go and destroy him, make sure his restaurant can't stay open!"
Luo Keke said triumphantly.
"That makes sense. As expected of Strategist Keke, this move is indeed excellent."
Lin Feng gave a thumbs-up. Despite Luo Keke's usual unreliability, she could actually come up with brilliant strategies at crucial moments!
"Wow! Little Linzi, you finally admit that this Strategist Keke is capable, right? Don't you think this Strategist Keke is very impressive, more impressive than Su Qingya?"
Luo Keke was delighted by Lin Feng's praise.
Lin Feng smiled and nodded, wondering what was wrong with Luo Keke? Why was she always comparing herself to Su Qingya?
Could this little milk cow have a crush on me? Is she jealous because I'm too close to Su Qingya?
Lin Feng was startled by his own thought, but upon careful consideration, he found it unlikely!
Perhaps Luo Keke simply disliked Su Qingya and always wanted to compete with her behind her back!
With a plan in place, Lin Feng wasted no time. He contacted Sun Xiqing, instructed him to buy over a hundred discounted meal vouchers on a group-buying platform, and then headed straight to Sun Pengfei's buffet restaurant.
"Brother Feng, I don't understand what you're trying to do."
"Sun Pengfei framed us and even used the popularity to expand his buffet restaurant. If you're not going to deal with him, why are you patronizing him and buying so many meal vouchers?"
Sun Xiqing came with Lin Feng. Looking at the bustling buffet restaurant, he was filled with indignation.
"You don't need to worry about this. You just need to help me film. If Sun Pengfei dares to refuse to serve us, you film him, understand?"
Lin Feng smiled faintly and walked to the front desk with a suitcase.
The receptionist's face changed immediately when she saw Lin Feng. She picked up the intercom and called Sun Pengfei.
Lin Feng had already been blacklisted by the restaurant. Without Sun Pengfei's instructions, they wouldn't dare to let Lin Feng in easily.
"Lin, what are you doing here? You're not welcome here!"
Sun Pengfei, having received the notification, appeared at the entrance with the restaurant manager and decisively stopped Lin Feng from entering.
"I'm here to eat, of course. What, are you planning to serve me?"
Lin Feng showed the meal vouchers he had bought in advance.
Before Sun Pengfei could reply, the restaurant manager immediately said, "Yes, we are not serving you. Leave!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sun Pengfei quickly pulled the restaurant manager's sleeve because he saw Sun Xiqing filming with his phone.
"Haha, Mr. Lin, you jest. How could we, who run a restaurant, not serve customers? I'll arrange a table for you right away."
Sun Pengfei said with a forced smile, and he was curious why Lin Feng was carrying a suitcase to eat.
Perhaps he wouldn't be able to finish it and wanted to pack it to go?