There was no need for Long Yang to consider Fang Er’s question; castrating Kuai Boyi was no problem at all.
However...
He winked at Long Yang.
“I heard your Dragon race can transform into human form. Is that true or false?”
“If your daughters transform into human form, are they beautiful?”
Long Yang looked at him with a face full of question marks. “Where did you hear that? When did this King learn that the Dragon race possesses such an ability?”
In fact, Fang Er was just asking casually. A dragon’s body was so massive, weighing tens or even hundreds of tons, how could it possibly transform into human form?
As expected, myths were all lies...
The black dragons soon landed before them.
Seeing a human riding on Long Yang’s head, all the black dragons wore bewildered expressions.
“Father, what is going on?”
One of the dragons raised its front claw and pointed at Fang Er, asking.
“Don’t ask what you shouldn’t!” Long Yang said with a dark face, refusing to answer the question.
The events of today were too embarrassing. If he were to speak of it himself, what would remain of his dignity as a father?
The questioning dragon shrunk its neck, retreated back into the dragon flock, and said nothing more.
Long Yang raised his head but couldn’t see Fang Er sitting on his head. This feeling made him extremely displeased.
“Choose quickly who you want.”
“This King is waiting to take Kuai Boyi’s treasure back to drink with!”
Fang Er: ...
Holy crap, are you serious?
Don’t you find it’s got a smell?
Fine, whether it smells or not has nothing to do with him; he’d choose first!
He began counting on his fingers how many would be suitable.
His two sons would each get one, and Little Ya shouldn’t be left out either.
And then there were Chai Yue, Xiao Qing, Xing’er, Da Bao, Changsun Ling’er, Xiao Huan, and Xiao Mi, seven wives, each would get one.
His mother-in-law was so protective of her children, one shouldn’t forget their roots!
Li Er...
Alright, considering he was the Emperor, he couldn’t let him lose face.
Oh, and Chang Le too!
Hiss... kan shu wu. xia
Given Li Tai’s character, if he didn’t get one, this brother-in-law would probably not be at peace.
With his, Li Ke and Li Chengqian would also have to get one.
If the whole family got one except Empress Changsun, it wouldn’t look good, so he had to add one more…
...
He muttered to himself as he counted.
Long Yang initially didn’t pay much attention, but as he listened, a dark line formed on his forehead.
“Holy crap, are you planning to wipe out the whole nest?”
Fang Er’s eyes lit up at his words, and he slapped his own forehead.
“Huh? That’s actually a good idea! It’s happily decided then!”
Long Yang: ...
This King shouldn’t have said anything!
His daughters had no idea what awaited them and were still waiting obediently.
When Long Yang finally spoke, they were instantly stunned.
“From now on, you will follow this kid on this King’s head!”
“Anyone who dares to disobey, beware of this King’s family punishment!”
As the clan leader, his tone was extremely domineering.
His daughters seemed accustomed to this commanding tone. Although they didn’t quite understand why, no one dared to step forward and protest.
Father is father, always father, and Long Yang was also the clan leader!
The more a community was composed of fierce beasts, the more they adhered to rules.
Whoever dared to cross the line would face the consequences, life or death!
Even their own children were no exception...
By the time Fang Er returned to the Xing Tian tribe, it was already noon the next day.
The fierce beasts had already retreated, and the black dragons remained in place, not having moved.
Without Long Yang’s command, they dared not leave…
“All return to Dragon Valley!”
Long Yang’s figure appeared in the sky. From a distance, he commanded them.
“Yes, Your Great Dragon King Majesty!”
The black dragons remaining there nodded in unison, then soared into the sky and departed towards Dragon Valley.
Long Yang was quite cunning. To avoid the black dragons seeing Fang Er on his back, he deliberately took a detour.
Therefore, he didn’t encounter the departing black dragons head-on.
However, this scene could not escape the eyes of the human tribal leaders.
After all, he still had to deliver Fang Er to the Xing Tian tribe.
Chi Shi rubbed his eyes forcefully.
“Am I seeing things? Brother Fang is riding on the Dragon King’s head?”
Jie Sheng, whose angle couldn’t see Fang Er, retorted upon hearing this.
“Impossible! Given Long Yang’s personality, it would rather be pierced by Kuai Boyi like a sieve than submit. How could it allow someone to ride on its head?”
“Slap!”
Xing Bu Kui slapped the back of his head. “Are you blind? Look properly! Isn’t that Brother Fang on Long Yang’s head?”
Jie Sheng was furious, but before he could retaliate, Long Yang had already landed on the destroyer in the Tang River.
Then, he saw Fang Er jump down from the dragon’s head.
“This!”
“This is impossible!”
“No human can make a dragon willingly serve as a mount!”
His eyes widened instantly. This had shattered his worldview.
In the Wan Qu Realm, dragons and humans had been enemies since ancient times!
No one had ever heard of anyone subduing a giant dragon!
Moreover, what shocked them even more was yet to come.
Just after Long Yang landed, dozens more black dragons flew from the horizon and landed on the opposite side of the Tang River.
They immediately recognized that all these black dragons were female dragons!
Female dragons were hornless and slender, which was common knowledge and impossible to mistake!
But the key point was!
The Dragon race was already scarce, and reproduction was difficult. No matter how fierce the battles were in the past, they had never seen a female dragon appear.
But now…
Dozens of them appeared at once. What was going on?
[You scoundrel, where did you run off to after abandoning me without a word?]
Xi Tong’s figure emerged from the ship’s cabin, staring at Fang Er and scolding him angrily.
Yesterday, in the midst of battle, this guy had ridden a dragon and fled!
This made her very unhappy!
“Hehe…”
Fang Er rubbed his nose awkwardly.
“It was a sudden situation, and I didn’t have time to tell you…”
“Quickly, those black dragons are all our spoils of war. Go pick one yourself as a mount?”
He then pointed to the female dragons on the opposite bank.
Damn it, it was fortunate he’d taken Long Yang’s daughters in their entirety, otherwise, there really would be one missing!
He had counted on his fingers for a long time, but he had forgotten about this woman. If she knew the truth, wouldn’t she crush him to death?