Seeing that Chai Yue beside him showed no signs of worry, Fang Er asked curiously.
"Aren't you afraid he'll get beaten badly?"
Chai Yue replied with a serious face.
"What's there to be afraid of? Mother knows how to control her strength."
"Besides, with Old Sun around, if anything breaks, he can just replace it..."
Fang Er:...........
Filial piety makes one powerful...
So this is the Chai Yue I know...
But he couldn't find any reason to refute this!
This was truly outrageous!
Li Xiaogong's eyes darted around, and he leaned over to Fang Er's ear, whispering.
"If his breaks, can he get a bull's in return?"
Fang Er was completely stunned!
Why would this guy have such a thought?!
No, this absolutely couldn't be a spur-of-the-moment idea!
"Do you want to try?"
Li Xiaogong stared at him seriously and rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, Ninth Master doesn't want to try. That thing is too thick; without a matching cylinder, it's useless!"
Fang Xuanling, however, stroked his beard and smiled: "I heard..."
Li Xiaogong's face changed dramatically, and he covered Fang Xuanling's mouth: "You heard nothing!"
Fang Er: ???
Did Ninth Master have a handle on him thanks to Old Fang?
After sending Chai Yue and the others away, he pulled Fang Xuanling and Li Xiaogong into the gatehouse and asked curiously.
"Heh heh, Duke Fang, what did you hear? Tell this young man about it?"
"If it's suitable, I'll get you a dragon as a mount later!"
"Really?"
Fang Xuanling broke free from Li Xiaogong's grasp, his eyes shining as he looked at him.
Fang Er chuckled: "When has this kid ever lied?"
Li Xiaogong, however, became agitated and pointed at Fang Xuanling's nose, threatening: "Old Fang the Miser! If you dare to spout nonsense, I'll blow up your outhouse at midnight!"
Fang Xuanling, however, dodged behind Fang Er with a smile.
"Go ahead and blow it up. I'll tell those old ladies your personal information then."
"Old Fang the Miser, you're not being righteous!"
"I can be righteous, you know. Do you want to try and bribe me? Not much, just one dragon!"
Li Xiaogong:..........
Where am I supposed to get a dragon for you!
Do you want me to get you deafened!
Damn it!
He stomped his foot in anger, then changed tactics to deal with Fang Er.
"Brother, we are brothers and relatives, you can't listen to this old man's nonsense!"
"Let me tell you, the other day he stole an old lady's undergarments, and I saw it. He's trying to bite me back!"
Hearing Li Xiaogong expose his past misdeeds, Fang Xuanling not only didn't feel embarrassed but smiled with a calm expression.
"Hahahaha, I've always been upfront about my actions. I've already returned the undergarments!"
"Fang kid, let me tell you!"
"This guy, despite looking so proper, has become a bit uncontrollable ever since he was forcibly 'juiced' last time!"
"He even complained to me a few days ago, saying those women were a bit old."
"Although they were quite proactive, the sizes weren't quite compatible."
"Hahahaha, think about his suggestion just now."
Fang Er: ???
He looked at Li Xiaogong with a shocked expression...
"Holy crap! Uncle Jiu, your tastes have become rather unique!"
Fang Xuanling quickly added.
"Indeed! Even now! Over at Shili Slope, seven women in their fifties are carrying his children and are looking for him!"
Li Xiaogong:.............
He was so embarrassed he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. After a long while, he roared with a flushed face.
"Old Fang the Miser! You're just jealous!"
"You're jealous that my seeds are good and sprout wherever they are planted!"
Fang Xuanling spat on the ground: "Nonsense! You try planting some on a wall and let me see it sprout!"
Fang Er:..........
Damn it! I thought it was some big gossip, but it turned out to be this kind of gossip!
Although, the flowers were a bit old...
"Uncle Jiu is loyal! He knows to leave the young girls for the young people and not waste resources."
"Just for this, you can pick out any dragon outside you want!"
Li Xiaogong's eyes immediately widened: "Really?"
"Really!"
"Hahaha, Ninth Master departs!"
He let out a loud laugh, threw a defiant look at Fang Xuanling, and left with his hands behind his back.
Fang Xuanling, however, froze, his mouth slightly agape, revealing his set of crystal-clear diamond dentures.
"Kid, you..."
"Where's my big dragon!"
"You choose for yourself!"
Fang Er waved his hand with a smile, walked out of the gatehouse, and headed towards the living room.
After being out for two months, the stove at home should be lit!
Didn't his mother-in-law say...
If he didn't sow some seeds soon, they would have to add more land at home. Even a cowherd couldn't handle that!
In the living room, Chi Ji sat timidly beside Xi Tong.
Chai Yue and Xing'er and the others surrounded the two, bombarding Chi Ji with questions about her origins.
When they heard that the Wan Qu Realm not only had dragons but also phoenixes, a group of women's eyes immediately lit up.
Especially Chai Yue, who directly went to sit beside Xi Tong and, hugging her arm, began to act spoiled.
"Tong Tong Jie..."
"If Yue'er has guessed correctly, you should be able to go to that Wan Qu Realm, right?"
"Why don't you take your sisters there to have a look?"
"And catch a few phoenixes on the way back?"
Fang Xin poked his head out from her embrace, his big eyes asking.
"Mother, what is a phoenix? Is it tasty?"
Fang Er, upon entering, heard this and suddenly felt that his brain wasn't as sharp as his son's.
Damn it...
Why didn't I think of catching a couple of them and roasting some phoenix wings to try the taste?
Xing'er turned her head towards the sound of footsteps.
"Master is back!"
Fang Er nodded at her with a smile, reached out, and picked up Fang Yan, kissing him fiercely.
However, Fang Yan was not cooperative and immediately frowned, his little mouth pouting, and began to cry loudly.
"Waa..."
Fang Er awkwardly handed the child back to Xing'er.
He had been out for too long this time, even his child had become unfamiliar with him.
This was really upsetting!!
Seeing this, the few girls covered their mouths and giggled. Chai Yue glared at them fiercely, stood up, and said.
"If Husband doesn't have anything special to do, he should stay at home for a longer time this time."
Fang Er nodded slightly.
The things he brought back from the Wan Qu Realm were enough for him to digest for a while, and there was indeed no need to rush back and forth.