"Bang!"
Li Shimin's body instantly arched like a shrimp.
"Hoo... hoo... hoo..."
The pain was in his body, yet he appeared incredibly happy!
"Forcing your son to rebel! You win, your son will rebel right now to show you!"
Li Chengqian was completely enraged.
He held Li Shimin's shoulders with both hands, his knees repeatedly slamming into his chest.
"Holy shit, this kid's gone mad!"
Fang Er and Zhang Gongjin were instantly flustered, rushing forward to pull the father and son apart.
Li Chengqian struggled, held from behind by Fang Er, still trying to jump up and kick Li Shimin.
He continued to yell at the same time.
"Let me go! All of you get out of here!"
"I am the Emperor, the retired Emperor has abdicated, you are all committing treason!"
Li Shimin was helped to a chair by Zhang Gongjin, then turned and spat out a mouthful of blood.
He looked at Li Chengqian and smiled, a very happy smile.
"Hahahaha, this is my son!"
"This is a true scion of the Li family!"
"Fearless, without restraint!"
"Hahhahahahah........."
Li Chengqian writhed like a maggot in Fang Er's arms.
Fang Er was speechless, these two were crazier than each other today!
He quickly shouted outside, "Cheng Chumo, Qin Huaiyu, are you two dead outside?"
"Get in here quickly! Summon the imperial physicians!"
Li Chengqian was taken away to the Taiyuan Hospital for treatment.
The other thirty-six princes, including Li Zhi, had long been scared witless and hadn't recovered by the time the eunuchs led them away.
An imperial physician, alerted to the situation, rushed over to take Li Shimin's pulse.
A few minutes later, the imperial physician put away his instruments, stepped back a few paces, and bowed.
"There are no serious injuries, just some impact to the internal organs. I will prescribe two doses of medicine, and His Majesty will be fine after a few days of recuperation."
Li Shimin waved the imperial physician away, raising his hand to wipe his mouth.
Looking at the bloodstains on his hand, he glanced at Fang Er and Zhang Gongjin, grinning.
"Hahahaha!"
"Were you two stunned?"
Fang Er and Zhang Gongjin exchanged glances, seeing a deep sense of helplessness in each other's eyes.
Li Shimin took the tea handed to him by Deng Dengjie to rinse his mouth. He leaned back in his chair, half-reclining, and said meaningfully.
"Anzhi, go to the Taiyuan Hospital and check on Chengqian."
"You were his mentor, and his brother-in-law. You must help him through this."
Fang Er: .........
Damn it, I knew this old guy had an ulterior motive!
"I understand you want to resolve Chengqian's inner turmoil, but was there really no need for such an extreme method?"
"Whether it's extreme or not, just tell me if my move worked!" Li Shimin rubbed his stomach, his expression very smug.
"Aren't you afraid Chengqian will be driven mad!"
Fang Er finished speaking, cupped his hands, and turned to walk out of the hall.
He no longer cared who Xiao Yu was colluding with.
No madness, no revival!
Old Li had made Li Chengqian completely mad, but whether he could recover remained to be seen!
Upon arriving at the Taiyuan Hospital, he saw Li Chengqian reclining on a couch, surrounded by four or five imperial physicians.
"Go easy on me!"
"This is the Emperor's face, damn it, can't you be more mindful?!"
"Believe it or not, I'll have your nine generations executed!"
Your Majesty...
Has this guy not recovered yet?
"How is he?" Fang Er grabbed an imperial physician and asked.
The imperial physician quickly replied, "The external injuries are not much, but his consciousness is somewhat unclear."
"The phlegm is accumulated in his heart, and the qi is blocked in his chest."
"Anger causes qi to rush to the brain, affecting his consciousness."
"May I ask Duke Anguo, was the Crown Prince subjected to any stimulation before?"
Fang Er did not answer. Instead, he waved his hand for the imperial physicians to disperse and walked to Li Chengqian's side to sit down.
Li Chengqian immediately cursed angrily.
"Insolent!"
"You are merely a Duke, yet you sit as an equal to me. Who gave you the audacity!"
Damn, is this guy really crazy?
The external injuries are fine, but the heart disease needs treatment!
The medicine can only do so much; if there's fire, it needs to be vented, right?
He directly punched Li Chengqian unconscious, slung him over his shoulder, and swaggered out of the palace amidst the astonished gazes of the palace maids and eunuchs.
At the Hundred Flower Pavilion, the madam, waving her brocade handkerchief, met Fang Er with a pungent floral scent.
"Oh, sir, why are you carrying someone?"
"Less nonsense, call out all the virgins in your establishment!"
"The girls must be beautiful, skilled, and clean!"
As Fang Er spoke, he tossed a gold brick onto the ground.
The madam, seeing the cracked bluestone floor tile, was instantly dumbfounded.
My god!
Is this a magic trick?
She quickly bent over and bit the gold brick. Upon seeing her teeth marks, her whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.
Such a large gold brick!
How heavy must it be!
"Sir, sir, sir, please wait a moment, this humble one will call for them!"
The madam's face flushed, she curtsied to Fang Er, and then turned to call for her girls.
"Kongkong, Yaya, Tengteng..."
"Come out to receive guests..."
She called out at least ten names in a row!
Fang Er was slightly surprised, "Why do these girls' names sound so peculiar?"
The madam pouted flirtatiously at him, "Sir, you wouldn't know, but all my daughters are top-quality Wa women."
"They are light, soft, and easy to push down, their words are sweet, their charm is captivating, and their skills are excellent."
"They will definitely satisfy you!"
Fang Er: .........
Just then, Li Chengqian, who was slung over Fang Er's shoulder, woke up. Upon realizing his situation, he started yelling again.
"Let me down! You scoundrel!"
"Guards!"
"There are always treacherous commoners trying to harm me, come quickly to my aid!"
"..."
Hearing this, the madam's excited heart and trembling hands froze.
She looked at Fang Er, her hands shaking.
"Sir, sir, you... you..."
"You heard nothing, saw nothing!"
"Do the job, take the money, understand?"
"You, you, you, come with me!"
Fang Er said, casually selecting a girl called out by the madam, and then directly carrying Li Chengqian upstairs.