The system accompanying them saw that thing and immediately became nervous.
Damn it!
It actually missed this deadly item...
Fearing Fang Er might notice something, she directly kicked the lump of flesh away.
"Bang!"
The thing flew in a parabola through the air and, by sheer chance, landed on the head of a sea turtle basking nearby.
The sea turtle was bewildered!
I just came out to dry my shell, who did I offend?
Its two pea-sized eyes darted left and right.
Huh???
How did this thing look so similar to its own head?
But the next second, it opened its mouth and began to vomit.
Perhaps it was the smell...
Or perhaps it had suffered a concussion from the impact...
................
Meanwhile, Fang Er, whether it was due to being drained or something else, seemed to have become much slower in his reactions.
He didn't question the system's sudden action, nor did he dwell on what that lump of flesh had to do with him.
"Shall I give you a name?"
He grabbed the system's arm, the feel of which was simply amazing!
【You decide!】
Seeing that she had successfully fooled him, the system, for once, didn't voice any opinions on the matter of naming.
"How about, Fang Kuai San?"
The system:..........
【As long as you're happy!】
Fang Er was stunned. He had said it casually, expecting the system to explode in anger and kick him.
He never expected that this woman would change so much after getting a body?
Damn, this is a bit unsettling!
"Forget it, from now on, I'll call you Xi Tong!"
【Alright!】
Fang Er looked at her speechlessly, "Don't you have any objections at all?"
【You cheap slut, if you want a beating, just say so, and I'll grant you your wish!】
The system immediately turned hostile, and as soon as the words left her mouth, her small fist swung out.
"Damn it, don't hit my face..."
Fang Er quickly shielded his head, but a strange sense of satisfaction welled up within him.
Damn it!
I actually have masochistic tendencies, which is quite unexpected!
The two of them, bickering, walked towards the nearby gold-panning boat.
Once on board, the system straddled Fang Er's legs, resting its head on his shoulder.
They ascended and headed back to Mozambique.
This mysterious cube had been used by the system, and to return to the main world, they would need to find another one in a parallel world.
Of course, perhaps Li Xiaogong and Chai Lingwu had already found the second one at the site where the meteorite had fallen.
During the high-speed flight, Fang Er, on a whim, glanced at the system's storage, which remained the same as before, making him curious.
"Tong Tong, why hasn't there been any change?"
【You punk! Can you stop calling me that in such a disgusting way!】
Fang Er:............
"Alright then, Sister Tong, can you explain it?"
【That's more like it!】
【I only transferred my consciousness, but the carrier is still here, so of course, there wouldn't be any changes!】
Fang Er nodded with satisfaction. As long as the functionality was unaffected, it didn't matter.
In Mozambique, centered around the meteorite impact site, an area of tens of miles had been thoroughly searched.
Except for the center where meteorite fragments were buried under fallen rocks, much farther away, clear traces could be seen from the air.
These fragments, carrying immense kinetic energy, had created craters of varying sizes on the ground, and some were embedded in tree trunks.
More still had vaporized on impact or turned into dust that vanished with the wind.
Li Xiaogong was feeling quite content, at least for now.
He sat on a fallen tree trunk, drinking turtle soup and gnawing on grilled meat, living the good life.
When he saw Fang Er return after half a month with a woman, he was instantly stunned.
"Nine Lord, damn it!"
"You rogue! You actually left Nine Lord here to go chase girls?!"
He took a quick glance at the system and then immediately averted his gaze.
A friend's wife is not to be trifled with.
Nine Lord still had this principle.
Fang Er walked over with a smile, wrapped an arm around Li Xiaogong's neck, and leaned in to whisper slyly into his ear.
"How is she? Beautiful, isn't she?"
"What do you mean beautiful or not, don't you know Nine Lord is face-blind?"
Li Xiaogong, with righteous indignation, pushed him away, but then stealthily glanced over again.
The system immediately glared fiercely at him.
【What are you looking at? Look again and I'll gouge your eyeballs out and stomp on them!】
For some reason, Li Xiaogong involuntarily shivered at her glare.
Damn, this woman is fierce!
Fiercer than the one in Old Man Fang's house!
But then he realized, damn it, I'm a Duke, and I'm actually being intimidated by a woman?
He chuckled awkwardly and patted Fang Er's shoulder.
"An Zhi, your woman is a bit too bold!"
"How dare she speak to Nine Lord like that? Doesn't she have any respect for seniority?"
Fang Er waved his hand and then walked towards the pile of grilled meat.
"If Nine Lord is interested, you are entirely welcome to discipline her for me."
"You are Yue'er's elder, it's only natural, I have no objections."
After saying that, he picked up a piece of roasted meat and looked at Li Xiaogong with a smile.
With his consent, Li Xiaogong certainly wouldn't hold back!
In his eyes, she was merely a concubine, and it was not excessive to beat her to death for being so insolent to him!
He bent down, picked up a branch from the ground, and with a swift movement, charged at the system, raising the branch to strike.
The system watched him with a playful expression. Before the branch could fall, she suddenly raised a leg and kicked.
The movement was lightning-fast. Li Xiaogong only saw the leg rapidly enlarging before his eyes. Before he could react, he was unceremoniously kicked flying.
"Bang!"
His body landed several meters away, crashing into a pile of grass like a tattered sack.
He got up, looked around, and immediately felt a surge of furious anger rush to the top of his head.
Around the spot where he had landed, there were sharp stone fragments everywhere!
If it hadn't been for the system's calculation, he might have died!
"You deserve to die!"
He coldly uttered these three words, staring at the system with murderous intent.
【Come on, have fun, there's plenty of time...】
The system, however, smiled and beckoned to him.
Seeing this, Fang Er's face instantly darkened.
This woman is really asking for a beating!
How dare she say anything to outsiders?
This time, Li Xiaogong didn't pick up a branch. Instead, he drew his short sword and, with a swift charge, used the flat of the blade to strike the system's face.
But a horrifying scene unfolded!
The system, to his astonishment, easily caught his blade with just two fingers.
Then she raised her foot again.
"Bang!"
Li Xiaogong was dumbfounded!
He had, yet again, been kicked flying.
And looking at his surroundings...
He had landed in the exact same spot as before, not an inch off!
This woman was actually an expert!
When she kicked, she had calculated exactly where he would land!
How terrifying!
He looked up at the system, his eyes now filled with a trace of admiration and fear.