Li Xiaogong was utterly confused.
A pile of weapons was pointed at him. This was simply too much...
"Ah..."
The owners of those weapons, seeing the man who fell from the sky, suddenly screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Kill him!"
Someone, with fingers posed in a delicate gesture, let out a sharp cry.
The others surged forward, grabbing his head and pushing it into the water.
The river water was very clear; one could see three to five meters even underwater.
Li Xiaogong was initially terrified.
But gradually, he discovered that the scenery underwater had a unique charm.
Moreover, the strength in those people's hands was like that of children to him.
As long as he wanted, he could surface for air at any time.
But if he struggled too hard, he would stir up the river water.
Thus, a strange scene unfolded on the river surface.
Those women desperately shoved him into the water, and Li Xiaogong cooperated, letting out pained cries.
But he would always surface for air when he couldn't hold it any longer.
Then he would be pushed back down, his shifty eyes scanning everywhere underwater.
Truly experiencing pain and pleasure simultaneously.
On the riverbank, Fang Xuanling watched for a while before noticing something was amiss.
He then asked Fang Er with some bewilderment.
"Are you causing him trouble, or are you giving him benefits?"
Fang Er: ...
Damn it, I should have thrown him onto hard ground earlier!
The river churned for about ten minutes, and gradually, those native women also discovered the anomaly.
Logically, after so long, an ordinary person would have drowned by now, but the fellow in their hands was still lively and kicking.
Could it be that this was a man bestowed upon them by heaven?
The natives' thoughts were not that complicated, nor did they have so many formalities.
Furthermore, coupled with Li Xiaogong's solid muscles, someone soon spoke to stop the others from continuing their "assault."
One of the older ones pulled him towards the bank.
The others, seeing this, quickly followed.
They swaggered along, a group clad in the Emperor's new clothes, following behind.
Upon reaching the grass by the bank, Li Xiaogong was pushed to the ground.
The old native woman who pulled him over grinned, revealing her nearly toothless mouth, and said kindly.
"My good mama, welcome home."
"You must be tired after a day of blindness."
"Mama will cook for you, mama will cook for you, please have a cup of tea..."
Li Xiaogong: ...
Damn it!
I'm so stupid...
If you have the guts, let those young girls come!
With your osteoporosis, if Grandpa Jiu dared to resist even a little, he could break your bones!
Light injury, severe injury, or death!
Is this how you bully people?
Could it be that Grandpa Jiu's lifelong glory was to be ruined here!
"Fang Er, I'll curse your ancestors!"
He lay tragically in the grass, not daring to move.
For fear of causing a death...
In the distance, Fang Er merely chuckled upon hearing this, and handed the telescope to Fang Xuanling.
"Master Fang, Master Du, you two be witnesses!"
"Old Jiu has taken an interest in my elder brother, so I'll have him brought over."
"He'll stay with Old Jiu for the rest of his life."
Fang Xuanling nodded with a smile, "Hahahaha, rest assured, I will absolutely be your witness!"
"By the way, in all my years, I've never seen such a peculiar request."
Du Ruhui was also immensely amused, and in his absentmindedness, he pulled out a few strands of his beard while stroking it, causing the old fellow to grimace.
He winked at Fang Er.
"Boy, do you know what that woman just said?"
"You can understand?" Fang Er curiously leaned in.
"Of course, do you think Master Fang and Duke Fang sit here every day just to enjoy the scenery?"
"Otherwise?"
"Slap!" Du Ruhui slapped the back of Fang Er's head, looking at him with great disappointment.
"You boy, your thoughts are too filthy. We are studying language, the language of the natives, understand?"
"That woman said this man is a gift from heaven, and everyone should quickly take advantage of him!"
"By next year, we'll definitely have a bunch of sturdy children like him!"
Fang Er: ...
I don't believe you!
That old rascal has gone bad!
Meanwhile, Li Xiaogong on the other side had no idea what he was about to face.
He regretted it now...
He should have pushed the old woman away and escaped earlier!
But his moment of soft-heartedness had left him with no chance to escape now.
His limbs were pinned down, and those people's fingernails were long and sharp, like daggers.
As soon as he tried to move, those fingernails could dig into his flesh. In such a situation, he had no choice but to abandon the thought of resistance.
His lips parted slightly, his eyes unfocused, gazing at the sky.
Grandpa Jiu, who had been brilliant his entire life, was now being...
Damn it, I have no face to see anyone...
In the past, he had always heard Fang kid say that life is like being... if you can't resist, just close your eyes and enjoy it.
But...
You're shaking the toothbrush in the water cup, is that called enjoyment?
When Fang Er arrived, it was noon.
The three of them hid behind the trees, each with a telescope, observing the entire process.
It wasn't until nightfall that those women ended their brutal treatment of Li Xiaogong.
But then, after muttering something to each other, they actually carried Li Xiaogong away!
Back to the tribe...
Fang Er: ???
Can't eat him, so carry him away?
Are they planning to take him back to the tribe and make Old Jiu a shared toy?
"Hey! Put down that beast, let me!"
He lunged out from behind the trees and shouted at the natives.
The native women turned to look at him upon hearing this.
To their surprise, his appearance was even more pleasing to the eye than Li Xiaogong's, and they all immediately showed expressions of drooling.
Li Xiaogong's mood was very excited at this moment; he wished he could hug Fang Er tightly and kiss him a few times.
Those natives had dug something out of the forest and squeezed its juice to feed him.
Then, his juice seemed to be inexhaustible...
Super outrageous!
He looked at Fang Er expectantly and shouted loudly.
"An Zhi, save me!"
His voice sounded very hoarse, comparable to Yang Kun.
The natives exchanged glances and actually abandoned Li Xiaogong, rushing towards Fang Er like wolves.
Fang Er: ???
What the heck?
Don't they have men in their tribe?
He looked back and saw that Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui were nowhere to be seen!
Even his off-road vehicle parked in the distance had disappeared.
Damn it!
These two definitely know something!
"An Zhi, run..."
From the grass, Li Xiaogong, who had been thrown around and disoriented, saw this and yelled in terror.
Damn, do I need you to remind me?
Fang Er flicked his hand, releasing a Harley, and mounted it.
"Vroom..."
Start the engine, shift gears, and flee!
The roar of the motorcycle's engine left Li Xiaogong bewildered...
Damn, they're really leaving?