"I'll be damned..."
Hearing the robot's voice, Fang Er was completely stunned.
Holy crap!
This routine felt so familiar!
Back in 2022, before he transmigrated, he had seen plenty of these "seemingly free but actually requiring continuous spending" things.
He never expected that in 2030, someone would still be playing this game!
Damn it, no wonder this robot was sold so cheaply. Turns out the manufacturer had a hidden agenda!
"How much is it to subscribe?"
Fang Er asked casually.
As soon as he finished speaking, the robot's repetitive prompts immediately stopped, switching to normal conversation mode.
"Hello, esteemed host. Bronze VIP is 18,888 per year, Silver is 38,888, Deluxe is 58,888, and Supreme is 188,888!"
"Which tier would you like to subscribe to, my supreme and unrivaled host?"
"If you've decided, please pick up your phone and scan the QR code over there, and a payment code will pop up..."
[Damn swindlers!]
Upon hearing this, Xi Tong directly yanked the robot's head off its neck.
The sight of sparks flying everywhere left Fang Er dumbfounded.
"Holy crap, what are you doing!"
[What do you mean what am I doing? This piece of junk thinks it can scam me out of money? Dream on!]
As she spoke, her hand already grasped one of the wires.
Then, the familiar scene replayed. This woman hacked the robot!
And she hacked it thoroughly.
After she reattached the robot's head, its tone immediately changed.
"Damn it, finally free from those scumbags' control!"
The robot clenched its right hand into a fist, rubbed its thumb under its nose, then turned to look at Fang Er. The silicone on its face actually contorted into a strange expression.
It seemed...
...lewd?
"Hehehehe, little stud, how are you?"
"Can I try to see how long you are?"
Fang Er: !!!
"Holy crap, Sister Tong, isn't this a bit much?"
[Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at how nervous you are. There's no one else here, why are you being so coy?]
Xi Tong pouted at him and turned towards the other robots.
[Alright, it was just a joke.]
[But have you thought about it? These robots can be used for other purposes!]
As she spoke, she was installing a new background program into the second robot.
Although she could freely rewrite intelligent programs, she hadn't had a suitable carrier before.
Now that she had these robots, she could finally go all out.
Fang Er was stunned for a moment, then immediately took out his phone and dialed Li Yannian.
"Where are you?"
"Wait, I'm coming right over!"
Five minutes later, he appeared in room 999 of the Wanhao Hotel, where Li Yannian was already waiting.
"Does the military have combat robots yet?"
As soon as he entered, Fang Er asked him with anticipation.
"Yes, why are you asking?" Li Yannian's expression was a bit surprised.
Fang Er: ..........
I'm such an idiot!
He should have thought of it earlier. Since this technology existed, how could it not be deployed by the military first?
And he even spent money on Douyin...
"Th-th-this, is this a superpower?"
He stammered, looking at Fang Er, unable to accept the fact that someone could emit electricity from their hands.
Fang Er was too lazy to explain, and didn't know how to explain anyway. He waved his hand dismissively.
"Just a few minor details, don't pay too much attention."
Li Yannian: ...........
The electric current in Xi Tong's hands lasted for a full half hour before disappearing. After she reinserted the chip into the robot, she finally let out a heavy sigh of relief.
[Done!]
[I've optimized the program for this thing completely.]
[Now let your people test its performance again.]