Li Shimin, bored at home, followed along, as did Li Xiaogong and Cheng Yaojin.
Gazing at the chaotic lord's mansion, Li Shimin couldn't help but frown.
"My son-in-law, you this..."
"Haven't these guys rebelled?"
Fang Er was also at a loss. Just as he was about to grab someone to ask about the situation, he saw Cheng Yaojin roll up his sleeves and rush over.
"Halt! Your Grandpa Cheng is here! Who dares to be unruly!"
This loud roar was like thunder.
The members of the star pirate gangs couldn't understand what he was saying. Someone looked back, saw a group of unfamiliar people, and immediately became enraged.
"Damn it, let's take care of these guys first!"
And so...
The members of the two star pirate gangs stopped their infighting and joined forces to charge at Cheng Yaojin.
Cheng Yaojin: ???
Damn it, what's going on?
This isn't Brother Fang's territory, could it be that these alien beasts have truly rebelled?
This is unbearable! Even Uncle can tolerate it, but I, Grandpa Cheng, cannot!
Damn you!
His short temper instantly surged to the top of his head. Swinging his fist, as big as a sandbag, he smashed towards the star pirate gang members rushing before him.
At the same time, Li Xiaogong also squeezed into the fray, shouting incessantly.
"Don't be afraid, little demons, Ninth Master is here to lend you a hand!"
"You little brats, let me show you what Chinese kung fu is!"
Saying that, he unleashed the improved version of Tai Chi, which he had pilfered from Sun Simiao.
Fang Er was dumbfounded.
How long had it been since these two had fought someone? Why were they so excited when they started fighting?
However, good times don't last.
Although there weren't many star pirate gang members in the lord's mansion, there were still over a hundred. No matter how skilled Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong were, they couldn't take them all down instantly.
Seeing the other star pirate gang members bypass them, they actually lunged straight for Fang Er and Li Shimin behind them, cursing and swinging their weapons.
"Damn it!"
"My son-in-law, what do you mean by this!"
Li Shimin's old face instantly turned deathly pale.
Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have left the Great Tang to come to this Atali planet!
Look, this damned son-in-law is actually going to make a move on me...
He involuntarily pulled away from Fang Er, looking at him warily.
Fang Er was also dumbfounded!
What was the deal with Wei Zhientian and Jin Wutuan?
Were they going to rebel?
Were they not going to demand the tens of billions of fairy coins he owed them?
Just then, Wang Xuance tugged at Fang Er's collar thoughtfully.
"Lord..."
"Last time we came, we were disguised the entire time..."
"So, perhaps they mistook us for enemies?"
Fang Er was stunned and suddenly realized.
Damn, I forgot this detail!
Indeed, the last time they came to Atali planet, they had been disguised the whole time to avoid revealing their identities.
Now appearing in their true identities, it was inevitable that these guys wouldn't recognize them.
Looking back at Li Shimin's wary gaze, he immediately understood that the old man had misunderstood.
Without bothering to explain to the star pirate gang members, and seeing that both they and Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong were only fighting with their fists and hadn't drawn any weapons, he quickly walked over to Li Shimin and explained with a smile.
"Father, don't misunderstand!"
"It's not that your son-in-law wants to do anything, it's just that they didn't recognize me for a moment."
Li Shimin looked at him with a wronged expression: "My son-in-law, how about... you change the dynastic name of the Great Tang?"
"You say it, and I'll definitely agree with both hands!"
"If that doesn't work, I'll let Chengqian abdicate to Xin'er, what do you think?"
Fang Er: ...
Damn it, this is a huge misunderstanding!
Who the hell wants your son's throne!
Does our son care about it?
With my genes, he will surely become a man who becomes the king of pirates in the future!
A country, a realm, where could contain his magnificent presence?
Seeing several star pirate lackeys rushing forward, Fang Er quickly signaled Wang Xuance with his eyes to stop, and then lunged forward himself.
The big green stick appeared in his hand, and he smashed it down towards the head of one of the attackers.
"Bang!"
The bottle shattered into pieces, and the person fell to the ground with a thud.
This crisp sound made everyone present freeze their actions and instinctively look over.
"Holy crap, that looks familiar!"
"Big green stick! The boss was knocked out twice by this thing before!"
"This method..."
"Is it Captain Fang?"
"Nonsense, Captain Fang has four breasts, he doesn't, it must be fake!"
"That's right, damn him!"
After a period of bickering, a group of guys gave up on Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong and collectively rushed towards Fang Er.
The corners of Fang Er's mouth twitched a few times...
Then, two more big green sticks appeared in his hands. He smashed them left and right, and when he was done, he switched to new ones.
The sounds of smashing echoed endlessly.
Finally, someone stopped in their tracks, staring at the big green stick appearing and shattering in Fang Er's hand, then appearing again...
"Stop hitting, it's Captain Fang!"
"This spatial ability, coupled with the headshot from the big green stick, must be Captain Fang!"
"Everyone, stop!"
The others immediately stopped upon hearing this. With the two pieces of evidence combined, they believed it...
Really, it wasn't that they were scared!
They just believed it!
At this moment, Hong Zhu, holding Wei Zhientian with his left hand and Jin Wutuan with his right, limped back from the backyard. Looking at the crowd lying on the ground, his head buzzed.
Just as he was about to ask what happened, his gaze fell on the big green stick in Fang Er's hand.
Holy crap, that looks familiar??
Wei Zhientian also saw the big green stick and his body trembled involuntarily.
"Cap-Captain Fang?"
He was also confused why Fang Er had changed his appearance.
However, the way he held the big green stick and the unconscious subordinates on the ground told him that the person before him was likely Fang Er.
Seeing that they had finally recognized him, Fang Er was also speechless.
Damn it, as expected, violence is the simplest method for communication!
However, seeing the bruised and battered appearances of Wei Zhientian and Jin Wutuan, he couldn't understand.
So he frowned and asked, "You two, what's this... someone messed with you?"
Wei Zhientian was almost choked to death by these words, but this retort further convinced him that the person before him was Fang Er.
He immediately threw off Hong Zhu and, looking like he had seen a divine being, opened his arms to hug Fang Er.
"Wow... Brother Fang day, you're finally back!"
"Jin Wutuan this guy is not honorable, he actually stole my woman!"
"Since you're back, you must help me!"
Hearing this, Jin Wutuan couldn't just stand by. He also threw off Hong Zhu and limped over.
"Brother Fang... don't listen to his nonsense..."
"That girl's name wasn't written on her, whoever strikes first should get her!"
Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong could understand their words, so they assumed a posture of watching a show, took out sunflower seeds, and squatted at the entrance of the hall to watch the excitement.
Fang Er's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot...
Damn it, this is embarrassing, even in space!
"For a woman, do you have to end up like this?"
After speaking, he turned his head directly to Wang Xuance.
"Old Wang, let them see!"
"Yes, Lord!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Xuance immediately took out his walkie-talkie.
"Command, Battleship No. 3, hover at low altitude!"
"Bring down a thousand Japanese women first!"