Changle’s suggestion almost made Fang Er spit up blood on the spot!
“Brother-in-law, let me see if you’re the same. If you are, then Changle will believe you.”
“If not, then you’re lying to me!”
She looked up, her face filled with stubbornness and sadness.
Fang Er: ……………
Damn it!
He’d gone all out!
He couldn’t just watch this little girl get stuck in a dead end and not come out, could he?
He ripped open his clothes.
“Look, am I like you said, with my hair growing in the wrong place?”
“It really is!”
Changle looked at the dark patch and her face instantly lit up with joy.
As expected, she wasn’t the only one experiencing this.
Even her brother-in-law’s hair grew in the wrong place!
However, she shook her head afterward.
“Brother-in-law, it’s not here!”
“My armpits are very clean……”
Fang Er: !!!
“Go, go, go, go home with your brother-in-law, and let your Yue’er sister explain it to you!”
Damn it, out here in the middle of nowhere…
What’s more, there was little Gaoyang watching eagerly nearby!
Awkward!
He grabbed Changle’s small hand and hoisted Gaoyang onto his shoulder. Ignoring whether they agreed or not, he brought them directly back to Fang Family Village.
Xi Tong, Chai Yue, and the others had prepared a table full of delicious dishes, all waiting for Fang Er’s return.
The moonlight was like water, and the courtyard was brightly lit.
A group of wives and concubines gathered around the table, chatting and laughing as they waited.
“Sister Tong, could it be that my husband intends to desert?”
Chai Yue, seeing that Fang Er hadn’t returned after waiting for so long, couldn’t help but ask Xi Tong.
Although Xi Tong had no official title, she occupied the position of the matriarch. Just as she was about to say something, she suddenly got up and walked towards the living room.
[Alright, don’t worry, he’s back.]
[And he’s brought two little burdens with him.]
As soon as she finished speaking, Fang Er walked in.
Chai Yue’s eyes lit up when she saw Changle. “Changle is here?”
“Little Changle encountered something, and you all need to help her resolve it.”
Fang Er casually led Changle to her and whispered an explanation of what had happened earlier.
After listening, Chai Yue burst into laughter.
“Hahahaha, I thought it was something serious.”
“Let’s eat first, and after we’re done, I’ll tell you properly.”
After the meal, Fang Er wiped his mouth and got up to leave.
“You all carry on, I’m going to the workshop to check on Qi Sui!”
Xiao Qing was confused. “Master, shouldn’t he be coming to pay his respects to you? Why are you personally going to see him?”
Fang Er was a bit embarrassed. “Cough, cough! He’s disabled, you all know that.”
With that, he slipped away.
Leaving the women looking at each other in confusion.
“Isn’t Qi Sui disabled in his hand? That doesn’t stop him from walking, does it?”
“You still don’t get it? Master is chickening out, hahahaha!”
“……………”
Hearing their teasing voices behind him, Fang Er stumbled, almost tripping over the threshold.
Damn it!
Just you wait, once my Steel Bullet Divine Skill is perfected, I’ll get revenge for this humiliation!
After he left, Chai Yue and the others took Changle into the house. As for Gaoyang, she was handed over to Fang Xin.
Soon, laughter could be heard from inside the room.
“Look, Sister, do you have it too?”
“Ah! So dark!”
“This sister has it too…”
“It’s even different from yours…”
“It really is!”
“……………”
Fang Er, who had already left, somehow crept back and squatted under the window, eavesdropping.
He had to admit, eavesdropping on his own household affairs was really damn exciting!
Ten minutes later.
“Bang!”
The window was suddenly pushed open from the inside, and a fair arm reached out, precisely grabbing Fang Er by the collar.
[Look at you! It’s our own family, our own business. If you want to listen, come in. Why are you lurking outside like a thief?]
[Sisters, hurry up, don’t let this guy get away again!]
Fang Er’s face instantly darkened.
“No, I just came back to get something!”
“Qi Sui’s wife is about to give birth, this is a matter of losing both mother and child, we can’t delay!”
Hearing this, Xi Tong smiled mischievously and turned to look at Changsun Ling’er behind her.
[Ling’er, you go. You’re a professional at delivering babies. Don’t let Master go there and mess things up!]
Fang Er: !!!
What the hell…
Why did he have to pick this excuse? He just had to open his mouth and say this.
Tonight, he’s really screwed…
The next morning.
Fang Family Village held a grand banquet. Along the cement roads from the east end to the west end of the village, over a thousand tables were set up, and over a hundred kitchens were built!
Hua Niang, wearing an apron and brandishing a ladle, inspected each stove like a commanding general.
Hearing that the princess had stayed overnight at the Fang family, the villagers, old and young, first came to pay their respects, and then returned to the banquet to find seats.
By mid-morning, Fang Er was still in bed, not yet up.
It wasn’t that he didn’t want to get up; he was just too tired!
In his previous life, when he saw those jokes about men’s reactions to women buying oysters and chives, he thought they were just showing off their affection!
He really didn’t expect to experience it himself!
It was like submitting homework…
“Anzhi! Where is Anzhi? Come out quickly, see what I’ve brought you!”
Suddenly hearing someone shouting outside, it sounded like Li Shimin’s voice. He quickly put on his shorts and undershirt, slipped on his slippers, and walked out of the room.
“Dad?”
Looking at Li Shimin in front of him, Fang Er was a bit dumbfounded!
This guy…
You can come, but why are you bringing a bunch of little kids with you?
“Dad, what is this??”
“Hahahaha!”
Li Shimin laughed heartily and pointed at the little kids still in diapers.
“Look, these are all seeds I planted before you and I went to Atali Star!”
“Quick, let Fang Xin and Fang Yan come out!”
“Whichever one they like, take them away directly!”
“From now on, they will be your Fang family’s daughters-in-law!”
Fang Er: !!!
What the hell, forced selling?
Or wholesale?
However, his eyes darted around, and he directly turned to look at Su Mu beside him.
“What are you standing around for!”
“Go quickly and drag those two brats over here for me!”
May my sons suffer, not me!
This homework submission should be left for his two sons to worry about later!
Li Shimin was very satisfied and took out a stack of marriage certificates from his bosom.
“Come, come, come, in-laws, please sign these!”