"Wooh..."
By the great lake at the foot of Mount Fuji, Fang Er, holding his fishing rod, made a great bow. The line whizzed tautly.
After a good half hour of playing the fish, a giant catfish weighing over seventy pounds finally surfaced.
The thrill of playing such a fish was even comparable to that of...
Fang Er, immensely satisfied, lit a cigarette. His ears twitched, and the strange noises coming from the temple infuriated him, making him kick the giant catfish back into the lake.
Damn it, why was this damned divine sense always so sensitive!
"Yo, who made you so angry? Why are you acting like a wronged little wife?"
Suddenly, Xi Tong's voice echoed in his mind.
Fang Er quickly looked up at the sky.
He saw that a spore-class spaceship had, at some unknown point, silently arrived nearby.
Besides Xi Tong, who else could it be!
He immediately dropped his fishing rod and flew over on his Dragon Scale Sword.
"Let me tell you all, that Tang Monk is truly a scoundrel!"
"I was just being polite to him, and he actually took it seriously!"
"Doesn't he know that yielding is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation? In my opinion, his Buddhist cultivation has all gone to the dogs!"
Inside the cabin, he sat amidst a group of beautiful women, thoroughly complaining about Tang Monk.
Xi Tong:...........
"Sister, I brought all the women from home, and you still have the mood to be jealous of others?"
"Come, come, if you don't fill all these vinegar jars today, you won't be leaving this spaceship!"
Hearing this, the women instantly pounced.
All sense of reserve was completely unnecessary in this situation.
If they dared to be even slightly polite, the seeds would have already been sown in someone else's field...
Fang Er: ???
"Holy crap! I was just saying it, you don't have to go this far!"
"Uh, I just remembered I left all my fishing gear by the lake. I'm going out to get it!"
Saying so, he got up and walked towards the cabin door. But after just two steps, he heard a ripping sound as Chai Yue directly tore his vest to shreds.
Looking at the tattered cloth in her hands, the woman suddenly had an epiphany.
"No wonder all you stinking men like to tear..."
"This kind of thing is simply so satisfying!"
"Sisters, take out your black stockings, white stockings, and lace, and help your husband wear them."
"Let's have some fun today, tearing them one by one!"
Soon, the atmosphere in the cabin completely changed!
Cosplay!
Except, Fang Er was responsible for the Cos,
And they were responsible for the play...
Natasha and Bai Yuzhi were picked up three hours later and joined the battle.
The following week.
The spore-class spaceship returned to Fang Family Village.
Fang Er, holding his hiking stick, hobbled off the spaceship.
These girls, they really knew how to play!
Damn it, even a person made of iron would be ground into a needle by them!
Bicycle...
Electric bike...
Handcart...
Tricycle...
Mountain bike...
He couldn't even imagine where they learned these moves from!
"Duke, what is this??"
Old Ma Tou and the others, who had been waiting outside with all the villagers from early morning, were stunned to see Fang Shan in this state.
This...
Was this still the God of War-like Duke of Anguo?
He looked weaker than the big yellow dog at the east end of the village!
Fang Shan waved his hand awkwardly: "Ahem! It's nothing, just caught a slight cold. I'll be fine in a couple of days!"
Xi Tong covered her mouth and giggled.
"Sisters, did you hear that? He'll be fine in a couple of days!"
"So, you girls need to keep up the good work~~~"
She transmitted this message directly into everyone's minds with her divine sense. Fang Er's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Ahem, that, uh, you guys go home first. I'll stay and catch up with Old Ma Tou and the others!"
Looking at the women beside him, he felt an unbearable urge to fidget.
Seeing his flustered expression, Xi Tong laughed even more happily.
"Sisters, the Duke has spoken."
"Let's go, go home and wash up, waiting for love..."
As she left, she winked at Fang Er, looking incredibly smug.
Fang Er: .........
What sin did I commit to attract so many women!
If there is a next life...
I'll be damned if I do this again!
Watching them leave, Fang Er waved to the villagers gathered outside.
"Everyone go back and rest. Tomorrow the village will hold a grand banquet!"
"Everyone who can cook, report to Hua Niang!"
But faced with such a novel spaceship, how could the common people be willing to leave? Helplessly, he had to take Old Ma Tou and Old Sun Tou towards the outskirts of the village.
As they walked and chatted, they unknowingly arrived at the chicken farm.
"Come, come, send all the newly castrated male chickens to my mansion!"
Leaving the chicken farm, for some unknown reason, they ended up at the pig farm.
"Hiss... these little piglets look quite fat. Roasted until they sizzle with oil, sprinkled with salt and pepper, they should be delicious!"
Half an hour later, Fang Er looked at Old Ma Tou speechlessly.
"What do you guys want!"
"Why did you drag me to the cattle farm again?"
Old Ma Tou: ............
I was following behind all along. It was clearly you, Duke, who smelled the aroma and came looking!
"This cow is quite fat!"
Upon entering the cowshed, Fang Er's eyes immediately fixed on a bull.
Old Sun Tou's eyes darted around, and he quickly said, "Duke, please wait in the room for a moment. Let this old man take care of some personal matters!"
Twenty minutes later!
In the small hut of the cattle farm, a plate of stir-fried bull waist and a plate of "Brothers Carrying Guns" appeared before Fang Er.