"Yo, Duke! What wind blows you to our humble establishment?"
Just as Fang Er stood by the edge of the hot spring, undecided whether to stay or go, a woman's voice suddenly called from the side.
He turned towards the sound and saw it was Motorola's wife, the legendary You Rong!
Don't ask him how he guessed, those two treasures, comparable in size to basketballs, had already confirmed her identity~
At the same time, Cheng Yaojin and the others also turned their gazes towards You Rong.
"Hiss~~"
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"Get lost! How dare you snatch my words, I'll beat you to death, you old enchantress!"
"Hey? Why is this chick so big?"
"Stop, stop, stop! A bunch of perverts, why are your thoughts so dirty! Aren't you curious when Fang kid arrived?"
"Hold on a minute!"
The last one to speak was Zhang Gongjin. His eyes darted incessantly between Fang Er and Chai Shao.
Then, he quickly burst into laughter, pulling his voice up: "Hahahaha, father-in-law and son-in-law sharing a preference, this is a beautiful tale!"
"Old Chai, how many of your girls are you going to share with An Zhi?"
Hearing this, Fang Er's foot slipped, and he nearly fell. After regaining his balance, he pointed at Zhang Gongjin, feigning anger and shame.
"Old Zhang, I just came to find you guys. What are you thinking!"
"I'm warning you, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll take a picture of you now and show it to your wife later!"
Saying this, he took out his phone, posing as if ready to take a photo at any moment.
"Plop!"
Seeing his stance, Zhang Gongjin stopped talking, pinched his nose, and dived under the water.
"Damn, no photos!"
"Kid, if you dare to take a picture, believe me, I'll turn my back on you!"
"Good brother, let's talk, let's talk~"
Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, and Yuchi Jingde saw this and quickly called out to stop him.
Meanwhile, Chai Shao suddenly stood up from the hot spring, walked towards where Zhang Gongjin was without a word, and pulled him out from under the water.
Then, looking at Fang Er, he chuckled, "Come on, take the picture! Make it clear!"
"Give him a three hundred and sixty-degree, no blind spots, high-definition, uncensored shot!"
"Old Chai dog, you dare!" Zhang Gongjin became anxious and struggled, trying to escape the hot spring.
Cheng Yaojin snapped back to reality instantly. Better a dead comrade than a living poor person. Let's go!
So he stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Gongjin's right arm, saying to the others, "What are you standing around for, old friends, let's go together!"
In an instant, the hot spring descended into chaos, and the nth Great Tang men's mixed martial arts tournament began.
Fang Er was no stranger to such events. After putting his phone away, he curiously asked You Rong, "Do you know this Duke?"
You Rong swayed her hips as she walked over. Seeing the dukes fighting in the hot spring, she seemed a little at a loss and bowed gracefully to Fang Er.
"This servant's ears have long been filled with the Duke's great name, but I have never had the fortune to behold your esteemed presence."
"The old mule at home previously showed this servant a picture of the Duke, which is how I recognized you."
Fang Er was stunned. These two, one called the other You Rong, and the other called his wife the old mule. No wonder they could share the same pot! Just from the way they named each other, they were quite a match!
This was the first time he saw You Rong, so he asked about Motorola.
"This Duke is asking, answer truthfully."
"What is this old mule like?"
Hearing him ask this, You Rong suddenly became a little shy.
"Very good, this servant likes him very much."
"The old mule not only doesn't despise this servant's background but also cherishes me like a treasure, caring for me day and night, and night after night~~"
Fang Er quickly interrupted, "Stop, stop, stop! This Duke is not interested in your domestic affairs. I'm just asking about his conduct and personality, his habits and preferences."
"Ah~ So the Duke was asking about this. This servant was wondering how to describe those shameful things~" You Rong breathed a sigh of relief and then began to give her evaluation of Motorola.
"Duke, this old mule, you see, although he likes to brag and is glib-tongued, and appears a bit unreliable."
"He is actually quite insecure, always afraid that others will look down on him."
"From what this servant has observed during her time with him, this person doesn't have much ambition. He's content with a little wealth."
Hearing her say this, Fang Er had some ideas and said,
"From the way you speak, it seems you are quite fond of him."
"When he returns from the sea, you keep a close eye on him. This Duke guarantees your family will be prosperous for at least three generations."
"You are a smart person, and I don't think I need to tell you what to do, do I?"
You Rong was overjoyed and quickly bowed down: "Duke, rest assured, with this servant here, I guarantee he won't dare to go east when you say west!"
As expected of someone from a brothel, she understood immediately.
Fang Er nodded with satisfaction: "Rise. You don't need to worry about this place anymore. Go and attend to whatever you need to."
After speaking, he shifted his gaze and looked towards the hot spring.
Damn, those two white basketballs, their clothes were already straining, making him dizzy~
Zhang Gongjin taking on five, the outcome was predictable. It couldn't be described as anything less than tragic!
He had been dragged out of the hot spring by Chai Shao, Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, and Niu Jinda. His limbs were held down, and he was positioned on the floor in a 'character' shape.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Old Zhang's backside, so big, so white, so perky, and perfectly round!"
"Take a picture, and we'll post it on the Great Tang Daily tomorrow, hahahaha, just thinking about it is exciting!"
"I, Old Niu, have even thought of the title: A Deep Dive into Zhang Gongjin's Life."
"No, no, it should be 'a body'~"
"You know nothing! Do you know what 'tong jia zi' (using a homophone for literary effect) is? Sheng, here, should be read as 'shen'~ This is called elegance!"
Fang Er: ..........
These old rascals were getting more and more outrageous!
"Everyone, that's enough!"
"Panjin has already prepared the ships and supplies. Shouldn't you be going back to get ready?"
The few men exchanged glances, casually picked up Zhang Gongjin, and tossed him back into the hot spring. Then, with arms slung over each other's shoulders, they headed towards the changing room.
"Let's go, let's go, we're going out to sea. This time, we must try that 'Sheng' that Old Nine was talking about."
"Exactly, he used to brag to me every day!"
In the hot spring, Zhang Gongjin spat out bathwater in a disheveled manner and gave the retreating figures a middle finger.
"Damn it, you guys wait for me! Don't let Old Zhang find an opportunity!"
Cheng Yaojin heard this, turned his head, and rolled his eyes at him: "With you, what could you do even if you found an opportunity? I'll let you have one hand and one foot!"
Zhang Gongjin felt his martial arts were insulted and cursed as he charged forward.
"Cheng the Enchantress, I xx your ancestor! Don't run if you have the guts, let's fight one-on-one!"
Fang Er shook his head speechlessly, truly wondering how Li Shimin had managed to recruit all of them to his banner~~