The journey from Shenyang to Chang'an was nearly four thousand li, entirely over dirt roads.
It took nearly four days to reach Chang'an.
To experience the feeling of returning home in glory, Cheng Yaojin had Fang Er drive the pickup truck behind him.
He himself drove the armored vehicle, leading the way, and headed straight for the Chunming Gate.
Outside the Chunming Gate, the soldiers on guard saw several black monsters approaching from a distance.
As if facing a great enemy, they decisively shut the city gates.
This greatly angered Cheng Yaojin. He jumped directly from the armored vehicle.
He swaggered towards the city gate.
As he walked, he roared up at the city walls.
Which bastard is guarding this gate today?
Open your dog eyes and see clearly who I am! Open the gate quickly! Otherwise, when I get in, I'll beat the shit out of you!
The general guarding the city wall was about to draw an arrow when he heard a familiar voice.
He quickly said to the guards, "Open the gate quickly, it's General Cheng!"
Then, he himself descended from the city wall.
The city gate opened wide, and the general, with a fawning smile, walked out from inside.
"Uncle Cheng, this junior truly didn't know it was you. Please go easy on me."
Cheng Yaojin looked at the general who had come out, and his anger surged.
The one who had closed the gate on him was Niu Jinda's son, Niu Ben.
"Damn it! It's you, you brat! I told you to close the gate, I told you to close the gate!"
As he spoke, he was about to strike.
*Cough!*
Suddenly, a cough came from the city gate.
Niu Jinda was seen approaching, carrying a horse spear.
He looked at Niu Ben and Cheng Yaojin with a playful expression and said.
"Ben'er, it's wrong of you to close the gate on your Uncle Cheng, so let him hit you a couple of times."
"However, Old Cheng, are you sure you want to hit him?"
Cheng Yaojin, who had raised his hand, put it back down.
Then he burst into laughter, "Hahahaha, Old Niu, you're here so quickly! Come, I'll show you a good time."
After saying that, he opened his arms and pulled Niu Jinda.
Niu Jinda's face darkened.
Is it appropriate to talk about that kind of thing in front of the children?
Niu Ben also looked speechless.
"Uncle, can we avoid the younger generation?"
"Since you're not taking me, why are you speaking so loudly?"
Then, Niu Jinda was pulled by Cheng Yaojin to the side of the armored vehicle.
Cheng Yaojin opened the car door, "Get in!"
Niu Jinda looked at the large contraption in front of him. "What is this thing?"
"They reported earlier that several large black monsters were about to charge the city. Are these them?"
Cheng Yaojin was a little displeased.
"What do you mean 'large monsters'? This is an armored vehicle, it can seat over ten or twenty people at once!"
"Are you getting in or not? If you're not, I'm leaving by myself."
Niu Jinda was full of curiosity.
He got into the car through the door and touched this and that.
Cheng Yaojin looked at his curious expression with a wicked grin.
He suddenly started the armored vehicle and sped off.
*Duang~~!*
"Ouch!"
Niu Jinda, who hadn't sat down yet, was caught off guard and slammed heavily onto the seat.
"Hahahaha!"
Cheng Yaojin was very happy.
"Haha, finally, someone is even more disheveled than I was the first time I got into this thing."
Niu Jinda was frustrated and smacked Cheng Yaojin on the back of the head.
"Are you happy to be so mischievous? Damn it, you almost killed me."
Cheng Yaojin directly dropped the control lever.
"Damn it!"
"You hit my head!"
"A man's head, a woman's waist, these are not things you can touch casually!"
"Let's go!"
He forgot to ease off the accelerator and went straight to grab Niu Jinda's beard.
The two ruffians started roughhousing like that in the car.
Fang Er, who was at the back of the convoy, was too busy flirting with Xiao Qing and didn't know what was happening ahead.
Suddenly, he saw that the armored vehicles in front were all scattering as if facing a great enemy.
The armored vehicle driven by Cheng Yaojin was swerving left and right, but it was accelerating.
It looked like it was about to crash into the city wall.
Fang Er was startled.
Is this guy having a stroke or a heart attack?
So, he stepped on the accelerator and quickly chased after it.
As he got closer, he saw two guys inside fighting each other.
The control lever was bumped by their movements from time to time.
Fang Er was stunned.
"What the hell is going on?"
Upon closer inspection, the person wrestling with Cheng Yaojin was Niu Jinda.
"Alright!"
You two have always been accustomed to this love-hate relationship.
"I'm not getting involved."
So, he steered away, giving Cheng Yaojin's armored vehicle plenty of room.
He parked the pickup truck to the side.
He got out of the car, sat on the roof, and took out a bag of sunflower seeds from the system space.
"Come on, Qing'er, let's watch the show."
Xiao Qing was a little worried.
"Young master, aren't you going to intervene? What if the car gets damaged?"
Fang Er shook his head and spat out a sunflower seed shell.
"Let them be. We'll fix it if it breaks. Heh heh, this scene is rare."
After saying that, he handed a handful of sunflower seeds to Xiao Qing.
Thus, the master and servant, along with the Yan Yun cavalry from the other vehicles, got out.
They stood aside and watched this rare spectacle of male-on-male vehicular wrestling.
Before long, the armored vehicle reached the city wall.
Then, with a *dong!* it crashed into it.
"Ah, damn it! Let go quickly!"
Cheng Yaojin only managed to exclaim.
Then, he and Niu Jinda, embracing each other, were flung out of the car window.