Fang Er's tone was a bit shaky, this was too shocking!
After thinking, that's not right, this guy wasn't the first, the first should be that eunuch, Lao Ai!
You've been in the palace for so many years, and no one has ever suspected you?
Lai Yifa said awkwardly: Marquis, I only entered the palace three years ago.
Three years?
Meaning Lai Yifa, this brat, was only thirteen years old?
This guy, tall and burly, could fool people into thinking he was twenty-three!
Sun Simiao seemed to see Fang Er's confusion.
This kid, he's naturally precocious. Look, his stubble is already scraping his chin green.
Fang Er glanced at Lai Yifa, who obligingly lifted his chin so he could see clearly.
Indeed, his chin was already slightly green.
How much of a beard would he have to have to reach this stage at only thirteen?
Lai Yifa, afraid Fang Er wouldn't believe him, stood up and looked around the courtyard. After confirming there was no one else, he walked opposite Fang Er and directly lifted the hem of his clothes, revealing his open-crotch pants.
Holy shit!
Fang Er was instantly stunned.
Damn it, it's an eyesore!
Cover it up, quick! It's so big, doesn't it feel heavy?
Saying that, he turned his head directly to Sun Simiao.
You brat, besides being an eyesore, that scene just now hit Fang Er with ten thousand points of critical damage.
He was already quite satisfied with his own size, but Lai Yifa was simply not human!
He looked like a corn cob. Thinking of Lai Yifa's future wife, Fang Er felt their pain for them!
With this size, how could he still be a eunuch in the palace without being discovered?
This made Fang Er look at Lai Yifa with newfound respect, and an idea instantly formed in his mind.
I'll give you a task. Chang Le doesn't need your concern at my residence.
For three days, don't leave the village, and don't let my people find you. If you can do that, then your affairs are my responsibility!
The time starts tomorrow. Can you do it?
Lai Yifa scratched his head: Marquis, you're not joking with me, are you?
Fang Er glanced at him sideways: I, Fang, the dignified Marquis of Liaodong, would joke with you?
Lai Yifa smiled, a happy smile, like a child: Marquis, don't worry! Let alone three days, even ten days is no problem!
Fang Er slapped the table: It's settled then! Alright, you can go down now.
After Lai Yifa bowed in thanks, he retreated to the back courtyard.
Come back!
Fang Er suddenly called out to him, leaving Lai Yifa somewhat bewildered.
Marquis, what are your orders?
Fang Er pointed towards the gatehouse: Go live in the front!
Lai Yifa then realized that it would indeed be inconvenient for him to go to the back courtyard now, especially since Chai Yue was there.
Heh heh heh, sorry, Marquis, my legs are just used to it.
Saying that, he ran off to the front gatehouse to guard the door.
After Lai Yifa's figure disappeared, Fang Er stood up and bowed deeply to Sun Simiao.
Thank you, True Master Sun, for your small favor.
Sun Simiao was about to decline but suddenly realized what Fang Er had said.
He reached out and tapped Fang Er on the forehead: You brat! How do good words change flavor when they come out of your mouth.
Fang Er chuckled: With our friendship, being formal would make us strangers.
After speaking, he used the walkie-talkie to call Liu Meng and asked him to notify Li Baoju to bring a bucket of fish maw.
Putting down the walkie-talkie, he said to Sun Simiao: Saying thank you is too formal. This kid brought some good stuff back this time, to let you old man enjoy the taste.
Sun Simiao stroked his beard and nodded: It seems you know the rules, kid. Alright, this old Daoist will return to the courtyard first. Just have someone call me when the meal is ready.
After speaking, he got up and returned to the side courtyard.
Fang Er was left alone in the courtyard. Lying on a chair, he boredly opened the system panel.
It's harvest season again!
The items had already been refreshed.
This time it was a replica military store.
Military coat, military boots, military dagger, military tent, military watch, and so on.
Especially the military coat, it was exactly the same as the one exchanged last time. That is to say, with two more exchanges, it could be unlocked.
Without hesitation, he exchanged everything and refreshed!
The store flashed with golden light, making Fang Er's heart leap with joy.
Golden light means there's something to unlock!
However, upon seeing the item, Fang Er wanted to curse!
Damn it! Blue pills!
Another adult novelty store.
System, come out, let's negotiate. Can you block these adult products? I don't need them!
System: Whether you need it or not, you don't get to decide! If you had a big corn cob, then you'd have the right to say you don't need it!
Fang Er......
F\*\*k.
Damn it!
Exchange! I'll exchange it! Damn it, I'll open a store in the city later!
After exchanging everything, the blue pills were successfully unlocked to the open mall.
He glanced at the specifications, one box * 40 boxes * 24 pills.
Heh heh heh?
200 points for 960 pills? This is a good deal! Wait, let's calculate the cost per pill.
One times one is three, three times three is nine, nine times nine is eighty-seven~~~
Oh my, the cost per pill is only two hundred and eight wen!
I'll sell them for ten taels of silver a piece later, it's a low profit, high volume business!
Thinking of this, Fang Er let out a geigeigeigeigei laugh.
ps: First update