"Why the tears? Are you still a man who pees standing up?"
Fang Er slapped Zhang Daxinang on the back of his head, utterly speechless. He just wanted to show some concern.
How did it sound like a deathbed care to this guy's ears?
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Wuwuwuwuwu~~!
Zhang Daxinang cried like a little bride, so wronged. These days, he needed someone to help him even to pee. He had to lie down, arching his body, to aim at the toilet and urinate.
His words left Fang Er speechless.
"Alright, stop being dramatic. It's just your backside that's been blooming, isn't it?
You can strip down and lie in the room for a few more days."
Fang Er rummaged through his spatial storage and found a box of glucose and IV tubing for him.
Starting tomorrow, he would only give this fellow IV fluids and no food. Let's see if he can still produce "sticks."
"Greetings, County Duke Fang. Are you well?"
Changsun Ling'er, holding a cup of cola, walked up to Fang Er with small, delicate steps, a smile on her face.
"Oh! It's Miss Ling'er! It's been a while. I'm very well, Fang is very well!"
"Greetings, Miss Ling'er."
Fang Er quickly replied.
"Oh, how is Miss Ling'er well?"
Changsun Ling'er's expression was playful.
Fang Er felt awkward.
"You are well, I am well, everyone is well."
How could one respond like that to a greeting? It just killed the conversation.
Puchi~~!
Seeing Fang Er's awkwardness, Changsun Ling'er covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Alright, seeing County Duke Fang's distress, I know Ling'er doesn't catch your eye.
It's Sister Yue who is truly blessed to find such a good husband.
Speaking of which," Changsun Ling'er's expression dimmed. "Alas, I wonder when Ling'er will meet such a good husband."
Fang Er finally understood what it meant to have not the most awkward, but even more awkward!
Chai Yue was standing behind Changsun Ling'er at this moment, watching the two of them with a grin.
"You, a noble daughter of a Duke's family, flirting like this in front of your best friend, is that really appropriate?"
"Ah ha, well, Chongzi! Your sister is drunk, quickly take her to rest!"
With no other choice, Fang Er called out beside him.
"Brother, my leg is still broken!"
Fang Er: .....
"Damn it, I forgot about that."
"Alright, Sister Ling'er, please don't joke with my husband anymore. Look, he's already sweating from anxiety."
Chai Yue held Changsun Ling'er's arm and interceded for Fang Er.
The other young ladies watching the excitement, such as Zhang Yuan Shuang and Fang Feng Zhu, covered their mouths and giggled.
"Alright, for the sake of Sister Yue, I won't tease you anymore.
However, County Duke Fang, you see, the sisters have traveled all the way from Chang'an. Don't you have something to show for it?"
Changsun Ling'er's expression changed as quickly as flipping a book. Her previously dim expression immediately became beaming.
Fang Er finally breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "That's easy to say. Please wait a moment, I'll be right back."
After speaking, he returned to the front hall again. When he came out, he was holding a doll.
"Miss Ling'er, I don't have anything suitable to give you.
These are just small trinkets, not much, but you can take them back and place them in your rooms as decorations.
These are too big, and the rest are in the hall. Why don't you go and choose your favorites yourselves?"
Changsun Ling'er looked at Xiong Er in Fang Er's arms and instantly fell in love with it.
Plump and fluffy, with two black glass eyes that reflected light in the afterglow of the setting sun.
She stepped forward, took Xiong Er from Fang Er's arms, hugged it, and said to the others.
"Ling'er wants this one. Sisters, hurry and choose yours."
Zhang Yuan Shuang, Fang Feng Zhu, and the others rushed towards the front hall, and then sounds of screams came from inside.
"Ah, what a cute little pig!"
"And a rabbit!"
"This one is mine!"
Chai Yue was not surprised at all. When she first saw these plush toys, she had loved them immensely.
Before marriage, she liked to sleep with a doll, but after marriage.
How could holding her own husband be more comfortable?
Thinking of this, her small face blushed as she glanced at Fang Er.
The sky darkened. After this little interlude, the banquet ended.
The many young ladies, served by their own servants, stayed in one room.
Although it felt less convenient than sleeping in their own homes, it was much livelier, and it was another kind of experience.
Fang Er, holding Chai Yue's hand, returned to their room.
Lights out.
Sleep.
The next morning, as soon as Fang Er got dressed and came out of the room.
After asking Su Feng, he learned that the group of second-generation heirs had returned to the room and continued drinking for a long time, and were still sleeping now.
Carrying the things he had prepared for Zhang Daxinang, he went to the newly built small side courtyard. Old Sun was already stretching.
Looking at him, Fang Er couldn't imagine what it would be like when he fought twelve people at once.
"Young friend Fang, good morning."
Old Sun greeted Fang Er while practicing his punches.
"Real Person Sun, that young fellow Daxinang has suffered a lot these past few days, hasn't he?"
Fang Er smiled and sat down at a nearby stone table.
Hearing Fang Er's words, Old Sun stopped his movements and came over to Fang Er, frowning.
"His injuries and physical condition are beyond this Taoist priest's expectations.
Even his medicine is useless, unless he can abstain from eating before his wounds heal, it will be difficult!"
Fang Er opened the cloth bag and pointed to the glucose inside. "This is the way to make him abstain from eating."
Old Sun glanced at the transparent bottle. "With this water?"
Fang Er nodded. "This is not ordinary water, but special sugar water.
Like transfusing blood to Duke Yi, it is infused into his body.
The sugar in this water can guarantee his body's energy consumption during the period of fasting."
Old Sun surprisingly picked up one of the bottles. Looking at the aluminum foil cap, he took out a small knife from his chest.
After prying off the cap, he poured a mouthful into his mouth and then carefully tasted the flavor.
After a while, he directly tilted his head and drank the entire 500ml of glucose in one go.
Then he sat there motionless, with his eyes closed, as if he was experiencing the feeling of the sugar water entering his body.
He sat in meditation for a full half hour before Old Sun opened his eyes, a sharp glint flashing through them.
He nodded and praised, "Since meeting you, young friend, this Taoist priest knows what it means to have people beyond people and heavens beyond heavens!
This kind of sugar water can indeed sustain a person's life!"
"Then I'll trouble Real Person Sun for your efforts. Also, please have Real Person Sun start training those palace maids as soon as possible.
The various tribes on the grassland will likely send pregnant women for recuperation soon."
Fang Er stood up and bowed to Old Sun.
"No problem. With this Taoist priest here, I guarantee your hospital will be set up smoothly."
Old Sun waved his hand, his gaze fixed on the glucose bottle.
He had been to the glass workshop in Fang Family Village many times before, but he had never seen such a transparent bottle!
Moreover, the bottle body, the mouth, and even the bottom were all incredibly uniform.
It was definitely not something that the craftsmen in Fang Family Village could blow-mold!